want-to-kilometer
want-to-kilometer
Want to KM/S
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23m I sexually identify as a measure of kilometer per seconds, because I want to KM/S
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want-to-kilometer · 5 months ago
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want-to-kilometer · 5 months ago
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At least I can revel in Kendrick’s artistry. Uncle Sam telling him that to win the American game he can’t be “ghetto” after performing squabble up. And saying that he likes it when he’s ‘calm’ after performing all the stars. The game board with an American flag of black performers. Just damn
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want-to-kilometer · 5 months ago
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…at least a team that’ll boycott Trump won
…I’m wearing green and I don’t like it
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want-to-kilometer · 5 months ago
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Obsessed with the DC tourist asking for clubs with a “no ugly people allowed” policy that plays house
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Is this person NYC or LA? Place your bets
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want-to-kilometer · 5 months ago
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“I like how they culturally appropriated the national anthem”
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want-to-kilometer · 5 months ago
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I love my friends
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…I’m wearing green and I don’t like it
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want-to-kilometer · 5 months ago
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a good way to inspire yourself to do more is to see yourself as the wacky sitcom B plot character in your friends lives, "wouldnt it be funny to tell the friends in my phone about it." has gotten me to do anything from going to a festival (excelent) to wild camping (it went badly) (coastguard called) to trying to get the train to stonehenge (stonehenge costs money so i ended up just getting lunch in sailsbury, it was okay.) i bought a bicycle today and 20% of my reasoning was "itd be funny to surprise my roommate by coming home with a whole bike." . life is for living. and baby i live for the bit.
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want-to-kilometer · 5 months ago
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snoopy of the day
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want-to-kilometer · 5 months ago
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Is there a name for the phase in every fandom where we put them in a Pacific Rim AU?
Anyway, Pacific Rims your Jayvik! >:) Their Jaeger is called "Hammer Time"
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want-to-kilometer · 5 months ago
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Demonstrating the rope dart (繩標; sheng2biao1)
[eng by me]
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want-to-kilometer · 5 months ago
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house md fanfiction poses the question: what is the most homoerotic way to save a mans life?
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want-to-kilometer · 5 months ago
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You know, a little consensual sexual violence never hurt anyone.
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want-to-kilometer · 5 months ago
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Dudes healthcare is so fake. My ADHD meds are $940 without insurance. But they gave me a website of "coupons" which straight up looks like a scam website, and I got it today for $60! Just a coupon from a random website and it was $900 cheaper. America, I am confusion!! America explain!!
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