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Recently, I've noticed an influx of followers/mutuals from truly impressive MCU/Thunderbolts/lewis pullman blogs and just want to say thank you, you sweeetbabyangels.

Thank you for keeping me so well-fed you gorgeous, clever, talented, humans. *places respectful, platonic, consensual muah! to your cute lil forehead*

Unfortunately, Tumblr has yet to update its blog-sideblog-follow issue, so you are stuck on my main, a poorly tagged pre-MeToo/Covid lockdown/Trump apocalypse(s) SPN blog that has surely not aged well.

If you'd like, please follow me at @thundervengers for all the sass, sauce, and general unrequested opinions re: long-suffering wine-mom Bucky Barnes (that you, Stucky?); every lewis pullman character ever; Thunderbolt/New Avenger found family tower fun; OTP bob reynolds/Happiness (and also probably Lena, lbr); dunking on Walker (with love); the endlessly entertaining Lew-Danny; and Rhett Abbott.

Cheers,

@thundervengers

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Reid + Morgan

“The moment you are wandering around the streets aimlessly, that’s when I’ll be concerned about you. C’mon pretty boy, let’s get to work.”

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Can't stop, won't stop thinking about SSA LUKE ALVEZ, former Army Ranger by day v SSA LUKE ALVEZ current, less clothed Army Ranger by night.

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Now tell me who gave them the right to look this good

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If you want to know why I haven’t updated, it’s because I’m in love with Lesley Smith-Juniment 🎈

Hot Air (2016)

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Reposting for PRIDE month

Spencer Reid Master list collection

@imagining-in-the-margins - master list

@radiant-reid - master list

@shemarmooresfedora - master list

@spencerreidat3am - master list

@gubler-me-up - master list

@differentkettleoffishalltogether - master list

@mggswhorificlover - master list

@reid-fiction - master list

@reidsmilf - master list

@safespacespence - master list

@constellationsreid - master list

@reidscanehand - master list

@reidjumpers - master list

@samuel-de-champagne-problems - master list

@boldlyvoid - master list

@reidslibrarybook - master list

@reidsacademia - master list

@spookydrreid - master list

@spencersawkward - master list

@reidslovely - master list

@foxy-eva - master list

@everyonesfavoritepipecleaner - master list

@lipstickstainz - master list

@sinfulspencer - master list

@spenciee-reid - master list

@spencersmagic - master list

@downondilaudid - master list

@happyreid187 - master list

@safertokiss - master list

@ssavanessa22 - master list

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emily: fight me

hotch, gets on one knee and pulls out ring: fight me for the rest of our lives

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we deserved to see more of this hair

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- Chester, do you want to know why you killed those women? - What? - Earlier you said you wished that you were different. I can tell you why you killed them. Why you are what you are. - You can tell me why I did the things I did? - I think so. I do. Your mother’s bipolar and almost certainly an undifferentiated schizophrenic. Your father suffered severe shell shock in the war. What we now refer to as post-traumatic stress disorder. Far as I can tell, he remained clinically depressed the rest of his life. 53% of all serial killers have some form of mental illness in their family. And in your case, both of your parents suffered from psychological disorders, which they largely took out on you. They beat each other as much as they beat you, so violence became a natural expression of love for you. There’s something called the hypothalamic region of the limbic system. It’s the most primitive part of the brain. It wants what it wants without conscience and without judgment. It’s what makes babies cry when they’re hungry, scream when they want affection, become enraged when a toy is taken away from them. In most children, a healthy relationship with their mother counters the hypothalamus and maps the child’s brain into healthy emotional response… hypothalamus never learned control. It still operates on that primitive level. Your records indicate that you display the symptoms of satyriasis. You’re obsessed with sex. Sex and love are cross-wired with pain in your mind. Additionally, your hypothalamus won’t allow you to stop seeking the disires that it wants, so you became a sexual sadist. No sexual partner will ever willingly submit to the painful desires that you have, and the only way you can serve them is by making a partner compliant. Making sure that they do exactly what you want them to do. And you ensure that by killing them.

CRIMINAL MINDS, 2005 S03E14 | Damaged

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I could (and did) in highschool cuz musically-inclined fantasy nerds were my entire friend group.

Pretty sure that ship has sailed now, sadly.

okay friends, do you think you could pull Eddie if he was real? 🫢

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This outfit was a vibe. A vibe I want to jump on and ride.

I know y'all aren't huge fans of early-seasons Reid's fashion choices, but hear me out:

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did someone say a chaotic trio

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you don't understand your honour i LOVE them

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he said let’s get out of this town <3

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taglist link -> here

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in my defense, I have none

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EMILY PRENTISS + PINK in 3x02 “IN NAME AND BLOOD.”

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i will never get over how elle would always listen to spencer and hang off his every word in situations most people would tell him to stop but she enjoyed his ramblings and encouraged it, made him feel special and appreciated.

look at this bitch. literally in love with spencer reid and his amazing mind.