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how come every time someone asks “which BG3 character would adjust best to our world” or “which BG3 character would be able to handle [food/cultural aspect from our world]?”

nobody EVER says Lae’zel? In canon that girl is like 22. Born in space. Grew up on a comet or whatever the hell by the Moon. Got kidnapped by her People’s ancient terror/worst enemy. Dropped off on a random planet in the immediate company of people who hate/distrust her simply at a glance and she is just rolling with it. She is just ALWAYS rolling with it.

She’s eating whatever the fuck Gale throws on the fire every night. No idea what a carrot was until yesterday. No complaints.

Everyone but Wyll & Karlach is like 40 years older than her minimum and so mean for no reason. She doesn’t care. She’s got a job to do.

Oh it turns out the God-Queen she’s dedicated her entire existence to is a farce? Needs to be destroyed? If you’ve been nice to her it takes 45 seconds to deconstruct her entire lifelong understanding of the meaning of everything she’s ever known. She’s on your side.

Every single thing you do in the game is alien to her. That woman has never been to a circus.

Yet she’s eating carrots and petting a dog and ready to kill her God.

And people think she couldn’t handle a Costco? PLEASE!!!!!

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YES COLE PLEASE HE NEEDS YOU.

(Cole is a character from Dragon Age Inquisition, the very best boi)

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Putting my love and deepspace brainrot on this blog BC idk where else to put it LMAO but here is my goblin thought of tonight:

I can't help but picture MC pestering Dr. Zayne with questions like this and him just sighing deeply LMAO

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yeah , don't know if anyone notice it but I used the face from the spongebob meme xD

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Handsome boy. I am really proud of this portrait, yet people seem to prefer the older version for some odd reason.

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GAMLEN'S HOUSE

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People headcanon Astarion getting emotional/soft/weepy when you do nice things for him but may I present to you:

An Astarion who gets /mad/ about it. You wash his clothes for him while he's gone, and instead of being grateful, he asks you what you want out of it.

You bring him things you think he will like, extra loot, etc and of course he takes it and is ever so grateful... but his eyes narrow in suspicion and a frown tugs at his lips. He stares at the items, turning them over, wondering what's wrong with them.

Give me an Astarion who is always waiting 'for the other shoe to drop', who questions every kind thing you try to do, who accepts it but does not bask in your light- he winces, for it is too bright.

Give me Astarion learning how to trust your kindness with the same enthusiasm one would have going to the dentist to get a rotten tooth pulled without anesthetic.

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Waking up in camp gay disater

Poor shadowheart was cold

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Far away - bg3 Astarion comic

I hope you enjoyed

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this is what he tells himself when he looks in the mirror (he is trying to bs himself)

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as far as i’m concerned all pussy is clown pussy

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Together at last. x x Cleaned up the boys a little so the set matches better, and they were a bit scruffy, lol. Incidental 90s pop band au (you’re welcome and I’m sorry) XD;;;;

PRINTS/MERCH AVAILABLE! omfg. society6.com/viktopia <3

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because you have a good heart, and you deserve better.

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Larian Studios in 2029: As always we continue to improve the romance experience in Baldur’s Gate 3! See below for some of the changes coming with Patch #43:

— You now have the ability to argue about your tax returns with your spouse

— Fixed an issue where the game would freeze while you & your partner were shopping at the IKEA in Baldur’s Gate

— If you opted to have children, you must now pass a DC 30 check in order to have the energy to stay awake past 9:45 pm

— If partnered with Gale and living in Waterdeep, you can now discuss whose family you will be spending next Waukeentide with (*note, not an option with a Dark Urge character)

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angry kissy noises

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