notafighterjet

[notafighterjet]

HALO 5 IS SO FUCKING FUN

[notafighterjet]

"The fuck's goin' on around here?"

notafighterjet:

“Suuuuuuuck a dick, Church.”

“Good to see you too, jackass.”

[notafighterjet]

[[Bowchickabowwow]]

temporaria-ouium:

((Well this game didn’t let us grind outside of combat. Blame Mendez for it.))

((Welcome to your new boot camp, Cal. Blood Gulch has plenty of grinding, and none of it involves shooting stuff. We can get your Romance and Socialization skills up in no time))

[notafighterjet]

"Hardy har har, asshole."

“There’s a special level of hell for snark like yours.”

[notafighterjet]

"Suuuuuuuck a dick, Church."

notafighterjet:

“Guess who’s back, you fucks!”

“Go away, Tucker.”

[notafighterjet]

"There's a special level of hell for snark like yours."

“Guess who’s back, you fucks!”

[notafighterjet]

"Guess who's back, you fucks!"

[notafighterjet]

Send NEVER HAVE I EVER + an action and my muse will take a drink if they’ve done whatever you list.

[notafighterjet]

for the night crowd, a special spartan company for the tumblr rp. f you want in, you can either

-send me your GT and I’ll add you manually

-request an invite with your blog name

[notafighterjet]

"Gee, a tried and true friend you are."

notafighterjet:

“Hah. She took the hypocritical oath. She can’t let me bleed out.”

“Yeahhh pretty sure she could still let you bleed out,” he chuckles, “But it’s your funeral…”

[notafighterjet]

"Hah. She took the hypocritical oath. She can't let me bleed out."

notafighterjet:

“Exactly. I’m like, sympathetic to he plight of women in our post-modern socioeconomic structuring. Or something to that effect.”

“Do you even know what all those words mean?” He shakes his head, “Look just don’t freak Grey out too much, or the next time you get shot in the ass she’ll just let you bleed out.”

[notafighterjet]

"Exactly. I'm like, sympathetic to he plight of women in our post-modern socioeconomic structuring. Or something to that effect."

notafighterjet:

“Wow, Wash. Harsh. Harsher than a sandpaper cactus enema.”

He laughs, “You would know, you’ve given birth.”

[notafighterjet]

"Wow, Wash. Harsh. Harsher than a sandpaper cactus enema."

notafighterjet:

“Poor woman? She’s the deadliest person on the planet. I’m sure of it.”

“Deadly or not a date with you could scar a person for life.”

[notafighterjet]

"Poor woman? She's the deadliest person on the planet. I'm sure of it."

notafighterjet:

“Hell yeah! Now help me with some mood lighting.”

“I am not helping you seduce that poor woman.”

[notafighterjet]

"Hell yeah! Now help me with some mood lighting."

notafighterjet:

“Dude. Wash. That means I won’t have another accide- another child.”

“I guess … that’s a good thing?” He frowns.

[notafighterjet]

"Dude. Wash. That means I won't have another accide- another child."

notafighterjet:

lastlittlelancer:

“I highly doubt that,” He says, leaning on a hip, “When was the last time you even had sex?”

“Look, it’s simple. I gave birth to an alien baby, so clearly there’s something different about my body. I’ll ask her to run tests on how my bits interact with her bits. It’s like, the perfect solution.”

“You do realize she’ll probably take that literally? And then most likely cut your balls off and put them in a jar,” He folds his arms.

[notafighterjet]

“Wow, you’re even hotter than the last girl who could kick my ass.”