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[notahybrid]

The treehouse was cool. You just don’t understand

Hello.

Lloyd Montgomery Garmadon, known as @notahybrid on tumblr does not hate women.

There has been recent accusations of this, all made by anonymous users on this website. I am assuring you that he does not and the incidents that you are referring to happened when he was a child and not fully aware of his actions.

He also wants me to state that the treehouse was awesome and you should have seen it. Though I disagree with this point because it was the worst engineered treehouse I have seen, sorry Lloyd. It only had three supports and was taken out rather easily.

I hope that this clears up any accusations going forward on this website.

Sincerely, Zane Julian, The ice ninja or Titanium ninja.

[notahybrid]

seems like something you’d have.

LORD GARMADON IS ON HERE TO ADVERTISE THE NEW

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DIRECTLY FROM THE UNDER WORLD ITSELF.

THE ONLY BONEZONE IN THE UNDERWORLD™️

wow guess he changed businesses. this is probably the funniest message ive ever gotten. not interested though, id try kai

[notahybrid]

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO JAYS PARENTS

We all messed up when we were kids-

[notahybrid]

Hello.

Lloyd Montgomery Garmadon, known as @notahybrid on tumblr does not hate women.

There has been recent accusations of this, all made by anonymous users on this website. I am assuring you that he does not and the incidents that you are referring to happened when he was a child and not fully aware of his actions.

He also wants me to state that the treehouse was awesome and you should have seen it. Though I disagree with this point because it was the worst engineered treehouse I have seen, sorry Lloyd. It only had three supports and was taken out rather easily.

I hope that this clears up any accusations going forward on this website.

Sincerely, Zane Julian, The ice ninja or Titanium ninja.

[notahybrid]

lloyd I'm your long lost brother my name is stinker garmadon they left me inna cardboard box and novody loves me w

How did you get a worse name then me?

[notahybrid]

NO. I don’t.

heyyyyyy do you like drinking windex cleaner too?

No?

[notahybrid]

whhat do you think of jeff the killer

Who? Really don’t know who that is.

[notahybrid]

Haha BROOO you got called out on anon....caught lurking broo

And you were lurking- on my dads blog of all places.

[notahybrid]

I'm confessing my hate rn I hate you Linda from accounting fuck you just because some world ending villain blew up your house ohhh suddenly we all have to be sad and give you money. No!! Stupid. I have a family to feed you're single and kidless and you expect my sympathy I hope you kill yourself

Can you guys please stop confessing things in my inbox. No confessions- none. Please

[notahybrid]

YOU TOO?

Jay is here now too- great

[notahybrid]

Can I confess my crush next

NO.

[notahybrid]

heyyyyyy do you like drinking windex cleaner too?

No?

[notahybrid]

Your father is the most Dangerous Threat Ninjago has ever seen. How do you manage to handle him, one of such infinite power and destruction? If that were me, I would die. HAHA!

im sure you would dad

[notahybrid]

Hey man never talk to harumi again I have a huge crush ok and you're kind of ruining the vibe

I was never going to?

[notahybrid]

yeah- that seems about right

@notahybrid Your attention, now.

[notahybrid]

what?

@notahybrid Your attention, now.