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Something I was left in charge of is not being seen as a success, so now I have a stomach ache. Naturally.
#i hope you’re hungry#for nothing#shit posting#shitposting#queue are destined for ok-ness#queue are destined for ok ness#brought to you by the subject of a case study on maslow’s hierarchy of needs
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It’s a very Jesus from Texas sort of morning
#semler#i hope you’re hungry#for nothing#brought to you by the subject of a case study on maslow’s hierarchy of needs
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Don't listen to them!
The Eclipse is not real. That's just their cover story for when they put the cover over our Universe, so they can take us to the vet without us freaking out about being in the car.
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Not to brag, but I’ve been working on this program for 90minutes now and I haven’t cried once during that time.
#I cried before I started#get that shit out of the way early#i hope you’re hungry#for nothing#shit posting#shitposting#brought to you by the subject of a case study on maslow’s hierarchy of needs
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Finals season really is just:
- When did I last shower?
- Why am I bleeding?
#brought to you by the subject of a case study on maslow’s hierarchy of needs#i hope you’re hungry#for nothing
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It happened again
Continually surprised by evidence of time passing even when I am not bearing witness to it
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I didn’t even get to fuck around; why am I finding out? This is bullshit.
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They should let me be in charge of the trains; I’d be great at that.
#i hope you’re hungry#for nothing#shit posting#shitposting#I have a hard time believing I’d do a worse job than what we’re seeing now
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New procrastination level reached: shopping for a therapist
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My dumbass really doesn’t eat until 10 pm and then has the nerve to wonder why I’m in a shitty mood all day
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So like the tricky part is heart attack symptoms are kinda vague and sound a lot like how I feel all the time
#brought to you by the subject of a case study on maslow’s hierarchy of needs#i hope you’re hungry#for NOTHING#shit posting#shitposting
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If these chocolates and sunflower seeds don’t fix all my problems I’m gonna do something dramatic
#brought to you by the subject of a case study on maslow’s hierarchy of needs#i hope you’re hungry#for NOTHING#shit posting#shitposting
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The amount of stuff you can just do if you’re wearing a high-vis vest/generic polo shirt and/or carrying a clipboard?
C’est manifique *chefs kiss*
#brought to you by the subject of a case study on maslow’s hierarchy of needs#i hope you’re hungry#for NOTHING#shit posting#shitposting
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I’ve influenced the energy of this place
(I was so unproductive, I upset the office’s aura)
But it is not my place to correct the flow of the universe around me
(I’m not allowed to start fires in here)
#brought to you by the subject of a case study on maslow’s hierarchy of needs#i hope you’re hungry#for NOTHING#shit posting#shitposting
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Instead of deliberating over how to be normal when someone says something weird to me, I’ll now be deliberating over how to say something weirder but also unrelated so I can take back control of the social exchange.
#brought to you by the subject of a case study on maslow’s hierarchy of needs#i hope you’re hungry#for NOTHING#shit posting#shitposting#queue are destined for ok ness
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