notallfiresettingisarson
notallfiresettingisarson
Arson Is A Very Specific Form Of Fire Setting
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No I will not elaborate. Google it like everyone else.
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notallfiresettingisarson · 6 months ago
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Something I was left in charge of is not being seen as a success, so now I have a stomach ache. Naturally.
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notallfiresettingisarson · 9 months ago
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It’s a very Jesus from Texas sort of morning
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notallfiresettingisarson · 1 year ago
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Don't listen to them!
The Eclipse is not real. That's just their cover story for when they put the cover over our Universe, so they can take us to the vet without us freaking out about being in the car.
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notallfiresettingisarson · 2 years ago
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Not to brag, but I’ve been working on this program for 90minutes now and I haven’t cried once during that time.
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notallfiresettingisarson · 2 years ago
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Finals season really is just:
- When did I last shower?
- Why am I bleeding?
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notallfiresettingisarson · 2 years ago
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It happened again
Continually surprised by evidence of time passing even when I am not bearing witness to it
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notallfiresettingisarson · 2 years ago
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I didn’t even get to fuck around; why am I finding out? This is bullshit.
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notallfiresettingisarson · 2 years ago
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They should let me be in charge of the trains; I’d be great at that.
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notallfiresettingisarson · 2 years ago
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New procrastination level reached: shopping for a therapist
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notallfiresettingisarson · 2 years ago
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notallfiresettingisarson · 2 years ago
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notallfiresettingisarson · 2 years ago
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My dumbass really doesn’t eat until 10 pm and then has the nerve to wonder why I’m in a shitty mood all day
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notallfiresettingisarson · 2 years ago
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So like the tricky part is heart attack symptoms are kinda vague and sound a lot like how I feel all the time
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notallfiresettingisarson · 2 years ago
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If these chocolates and sunflower seeds don’t fix all my problems I’m gonna do something dramatic
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notallfiresettingisarson · 2 years ago
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The amount of stuff you can just do if you’re wearing a high-vis vest/generic polo shirt and/or carrying a clipboard?
C’est manifique *chefs kiss*
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notallfiresettingisarson · 2 years ago
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I’ve influenced the energy of this place
(I was so unproductive, I upset the office’s aura)
But it is not my place to correct the flow of the universe around me
(I’m not allowed to start fires in here)
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notallfiresettingisarson · 2 years ago
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Instead of deliberating over how to be normal when someone says something weird to me, I’ll now be deliberating over how to say something weirder but also unrelated so I can take back control of the social exchange.
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