Hater of pickles, and embodiment of Deadpool's insanity. [Indie, open fandom, ask/rp blog] I track the tag notanut. M!A: Open/None
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What are you trying to say?
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"Deadpool! Deadpool!" He chanted, cackling madly as he launched himself at Taskmaster.
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Wade? Is that you?

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He would once again nod, seeming to understand. Though, as soon as the barrier was gone, Deadpool would launch himself at the man for a hug. It would appear his calm had come to an end.
"Very good." Victor watched him carefully. "I am going to lower the barrier. If you touch me, I will be forced to thrash you. Understand?"
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"No pickles." He nodded, his calm continuing for the moment. Though Doom shouldn't bet on it lasting forever.
"Excellent." Victor kept his hand on the barrier, an act that strangely seemed to calm the strange one down. "Your name is Deadpool. Very good. Now, can you understand me? Nod yes or shake your head no."
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For now, his attention was focused on Doom's hand. When he realized he couldn't grab the hand, Deadpool simply pressed his hand against it with his fingers splayed out. With his other hand he idly tugged at the corner of his lip with his index finger.
One might think his response to what his name was would be the same as everything else, but in a change of pace, he replied by saying "Deadpool."
Victor flattened his palm against the barrier, standing still. This strange creature was not the Deadpool he had come to encounter. Much like his unofficially adopted brother, Victor, it looked like Deadpool, but from its mannerisms, it clearly was not.
After all, the mercenary loved to talk, and said much more than ‘no pickles’. He wondered what the reference was.
"Calm down. Very good. Say your name."
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Seeing as Creed didn't seem to be too intimidated by the butt wiggling or growllng, Deadpool decided to try barking aggressively at the other man.

”…

”… Right.”
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Upon spotting Creed, he would drop down on all fours, and growl like a dog while swishing his butt as if he were a cat angrily swishing it's tail. A weird amalgamation of animals, but an admirable attempt at being fierce.
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#ooc#[I should just start referring to him as Pickles instead of Deadpool.]#[But I'd have to go back and edit all of my posts if I did that.]#[Life is pain.]
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Deadpool casually stares at the woman with a sub-machine gun in one hand, and a (pickleless) hamburger being shoved into his mouth with the other.
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If she expected him to be intimidated by a five second warning, she was sorely mistaken. He insisted on continuing his antics, regardless of what she said.
Oh my god...Hey...Hey there. Whatcha got there? Aww is that a bag of pickles? Now carefully hand it over...BUT BE CAREFUL! Or the....pickles...Will get on you?
Deadpool would look from Domino to the baby, and then back again before giving her a wicked grin. “No pickles!” he’d shout before running around holding the baby over his head and making airplane noises.
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He cackled madly. There was no denying her claims. For his next trick, he carefully tossed the baby over his shoulder like a bag of potatos, head up, and ran circles around Domino, still laughing.
Oh my god...Hey...Hey there. Whatcha got there? Aww is that a bag of pickles? Now carefully hand it over...BUT BE CAREFUL! Or the....pickles...Will get on you?
Deadpool would look from Domino to the baby, and then back again before giving her a wicked grin. “No pickles!” he’d shout before running around holding the baby over his head and making airplane noises.
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Of course, he wasn't going to comply just like that. Instead of handing it over, Deadpool casually shoved the baby under his shirt and ran away.
...Pickles...buddy...wheeeeeeeeere'd you get that?
Holding the baby under it’s arms, Deadpool would jiggle it gently, while taking care not to hurt it. “No pickles?” he asked, as if saying ‘This?’
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His grin would widen as she seemed not to be confident in his ability to care for the baby, and so Deadpool did the reasonable thing and tossed the baby in the air a bit. Despite his obvious insanity, he was careful not to toss the baby higher than he was confident he could safely catch it.
Oh my god...Hey...Hey there. Whatcha got there? Aww is that a bag of pickles? Now carefully hand it over...BUT BE CAREFUL! Or the....pickles...Will get on you?
Deadpool would look from Domino to the baby, and then back again before giving her a wicked grin. “No pickles!” he’d shout before running around holding the baby over his head and making airplane noises.
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...Pickles...buddy...wheeeeeeeeere'd you get that?
Holding the baby under it's arms, Deadpool would jiggle it gently, while taking care not to hurt it. "No pickles?" he asked, as if saying 'This?'
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Oh my god...Hey...Hey there. Whatcha got there? Aww is that a bag of pickles? Now carefully hand it over...BUT BE CAREFUL! Or the....pickles...Will get on you?
Deadpool would look from Domino to the baby, and then back again before giving her a wicked grin. “No pickles!” he’d shout before running around holding the baby over his head and making airplane noises.
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Your muse just walked in on mine holding a newborn baby. How does yours react?
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