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my rooster doesn’t crow when the sun rises, he crows when he hears humans wake up, like you can literally just roll over in bed and he’s like “hoLY SHIT THAT’S A PEOPLE THE HUMAN ISAWAKE AHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

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Лучшие друзья

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You always hear about the dangers of office workers sitting too much but never about children sitting for 8 hours a day at school.

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HETERONORMATIVITY HAS LEAD ME TO VIEW MR. BRIGHTSIDE THE WRONG WAY FOR 12 YEARS OF MY LIFE, BUT NOW I AM WOKE AND UNDERSTAND THAT MR. BRIGHTSIDE IS THE ICONIC BISEXUAL ANTHEM WE’VE BEEN TRAGICALLY UNAWARE OF

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Ralph is a true gentleman. (via franwalker26)

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Dogs beat humans in the space race

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some underappreciated mammals

african civet

fanaloka

egyptian mongoose

linsang

white tailed mongoose

coati

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Norwegian forest cat chasing a fox

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stages

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hey sorry for not replying i didnt want to

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The most romantic thing a man can do.

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This will make you feel better

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