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*claps my hands to summon my butler* reginald, pack me a bowl

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WORM UNSTRINGED. THE ALLWORM

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ʇɐq ɐ ɯ,ᴉ ‘ʎǝqɐq ‘ʇɐq ɐ ɯ,ᴉ oɥooɥoɥ ǝɥǝɥǝɥ

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one of my favorite things about watching sunny is catching the cast either breaking or trying to hide their laughter so here’s a two minute compilation of it happening

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Me: dont fuckin boss me around!!!!!

Someone I Find Attractive: *tells me what to do in a semi-stern voice*

Me:

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when u see my husband on queer eye in ten years know that he actually dresses nice and can cook and go to the theatre and that he is only pretending to be schlubby bc our kink is conning five nice gay men with netflix money into redoing our living room and that this is all a very elaborate sexy roleplay for us

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Mood.

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shainadaina 

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There’s been an update to the “bases” definition

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Source

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Tyler & Jenna Joseph announce that they’re expecting their first child at Lollapalooza Berlin! 

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@xlethelabel

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Captain America’s Life After Endgame [x]

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Here’s the gif version of Harry, Hermione, and Ron on their first train ride to Hogwarts :-)

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I have no relevant skills.

I am unpleasant to work with.

I like to cause problems.