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I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

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The Ocean Palace (1895) by Maurice Prendergast

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Boars Lane, Leeds by Lamplight by John Atkinson Grimshaw

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YES the Thunderbolts have a fantastic team as family dynamic, yes they are living in Avengers tower, yes history is repeating itself and 2012 tower fics are so back. BUT!

instead of "Alexei eating poptarts" or "Yelena in the vents", we must come up with new headcanons and make history

Bob always does normal domestic chores, often getting in the way of important missions and spy business. "All I'm saying is Bucky is our best sniper" "It would be a much quieter assassination if I just slipped into the condo and cut his—" "Hey sorry guys, anyone have laundry? I'm doing a load"

Yelena and her guinea pig always eat meals together at the dining table. Everyone has their Chinese food or barbeque, meanwhile the rodent is loudly munching on a salad right beside them

Bucky is the mom and always keeps them on track. "Ava you have a dentist appointment in the morning, and bring Bob so they can add him to the insurance. Lena how was therapy? Alexei, I said no vodka until dinner"

Alexei is always coming up with new promotional ideas for the team. Cartoon tv show, cereal, toothpaste flavour...every day he thinks he's come up with the next big thing. Whenever they actually get put into production (Wheaties) he collects and saves it, and won't let anyone use a different product. (He threw out Yelena's frosted flakes and it took both Bucky and John to get her to stop attacking him)

Ava likes to phase and sneak attack her teammates at random. She claims it's for training but really she just thinks it's funny hearing them scream

John gets blamed for everything, even if it isn't his fault. Especially if it isn't his fault: "who ate the last bagel?" "John." "Where's my hair straightener?" "John had it." "Whose turn is it to unload the dishwasher?" "Johnnnn"

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Trees in the Sun (1903) by Clarence Gagnon

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shocking how many people dont have a backbone

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— Richard Siken, Portrait of Fryderyk in Shifting Light (via letsbelonelytogetherr)

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by Chakarin Wattanamongkol

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i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith

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The MCU has gotten so long in the tooth one of its earliest films referred to Super Nanny and I had to explain the joke to someone who had never heard of it. It referenced YouTube as this new thing college kids were into. Tony Stark mentioned MySpace because it was still the primary social media. No one knew who Elon Musk was.

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I used to shine bright like gold, now I’m all indigo

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“View into the Valley” by  Manadh

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BLACK WIDOW 2021 | dir. Cate Shortland

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Dante and Virgil in the Ninth Circle of Hell, 1861

Gustave Doré

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WHY am i a liar

catch-up tag game (thanks for tagging me, @amelia-queen-black)

last song you sang out loud: literally just sang Blank Space by taylor swift idk why

favorite chip flavor: original lays orrrr sour cream and onion pringles/lays

last book i opened: don't even remember, but if online books count then my intro to lit textbook lol

earbuds/headphones/nothing: earbuds, headphones sometimes, almost never nothing i usually need to tune the world out

last place i went: to my college

color that looks good on me: um, everything duh. but particularly maroon or other dark red shades and a very specific shade of grey i can't describe

last trailer i saw: no clue, i haven't watched a trailer in ages. maybe an ad on youtube but i can't remember what for

no pressure tags: @klarolinexluv @my-castles-crumbling @butyoureastarr @theyalife @tfisathoughtfulnickelbakeryfire @discoveredreality + anyone else who wants to