syd | mid-20s | mostly blogging about the same things I was interested in at age 8 (jokes, dead shit, cool animals, scary stories)
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you knock on my door and hear loud barking and scrambling noises and me yelling "no!! down boy!! down!!!" and then when i open the door there is a single crab on the floor
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wikipedia no longer being anywhere near the top of search results when looking up anything feels eviscerating
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🧛🏼 VAMPIRES + SUNGLASSES 😎 Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997) Twilight (2008) Only Lovers Left Alive (2013) Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992) Near Dark (1987) The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009) The Hunger (1983) Wednesday (2022-) Interview with the Vampire (2022-)
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I wonder if “we have to torture this special character. in the lab facility. with secret science.” is an interest all 12-year-old children share or were we just the generation exposed to Maximum Ride
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every morning I wake up and think of these words from philosopher cher

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uber driver told my roommate and I that he enjoyed our "interesting conversation about medicine" (15 minute debate about which excess of the four humors would be best to treat with pickles)
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you either die a hero or live long enough to become an aspiring small business owner
#this post is dedicated to my favorite movie theater shutting down#and me frantically trying to do the math to see if I can buy it and run it with $3 and a paper clip and a dream#it actually shut down a few months ago but I'm just reflecting on how I've only seen three movies in theaters since then#BLURGH#if I won the lottery I would be reopening it in an instant
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dont care + didnt ask + you know nothing of Javert + I was born inside a jail + I was born with scum like you + I am from the gutter too
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Sueellen Ross (American, b. 1941, Berkeley, CA, USA) - Shadow Play, Paintings: Mixed Media on Canvas
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here's a funny conversation topic i had a with a friend: if you're over the age of 25, when's the last time you really *ran* in a panic (like you were late, chasing after something, etc. things like a marathon don't count!) and what was it for?
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quitting my job to paint every inch of my house
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big fan of these photos I took with a fisher price camera when I was like 8
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