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KIDRE VS PUPPYDRE EMMA SWAN HEADCANNONS AND IDEAS <3 SNOW, CHARMING AND RUBY ARE HER CAREGIVERS

these are only my vauge loose ideas and should not be read as fact or canon despite taking elements from canon. headcannons begin under the cut. read trigger warnings in tags before proceeding

note: this is alongside the headcannons that Emma is genderfluid using she/he/they/it/pup pronouns, and also needs glasses and wears full time.

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☆<Kid Emma>☆

regresses anywhere between 3 - 7 years old, as that was the ages she was between leaving her adoptive home up until her third foster house where she started giving up hope that she would ever really find a home again.

her and Lily would regress together when they met, and Emma was super excited bc she never met another person like her.

first caregiver was kinda Nealfire, but he was honestly not that good at it. she was happy though, and he's the reason she ended up being so open about regressing later in life.

rarely regresses involuntarily and actually really enjoys it. Emma has a whole routine and schedule for being little every Saturday.

Em boymodes WAYY more often when regressed, going with more he/him pronouns and enjoying boy stuff.

that does not mean he doesn't love his long hair, and constantly wants Snow or Reggie to style and braid it.

loves old cartoons like he-man, thundercats, x-men, etc. he has a bunch of outfits based on the shows that are borderline closet cosplays and it's amazing.

she told Snow she was agere back during the curse, which resulted in MMB being her caregiver. Snow was, of course, not normal about it after the curse broke and was ecstatic about all the mommy-and-me time she got with Emma. Charming got dragged along and now he's an insufferable boymom.

after a while Ruby began babysitting Emma, and one time brought Reggie alongside her, and that's how Em fiund out Reg is agere and they began being playmates.

whenever she's little she'll trade her contacts for glasses.

bigg on parallel play. she'll zoom her cars around the loft while Reg quietly colours, and that's the best thing ever.

her parents considered getting her a carseat so she can stop fiddling during car rides but the actual convo didn't go well... 8 regressed tantrums and 3 not-regressed mental breakdowns later, it was decided against. but Emmy still always needs a seatbelt and adult supervision.

bedwetter even when big and needs diapers. she's super embarrassed about it and might've cried the first view times she needed a change.

she carries her blankie around EVERYWHERE, keeping it in either a backpack or on a seat next to her as a comfort item.

she also sometimes gives it to other people to sleep with as a sign of affection.

veryyyy spoiled, which she deserves.

never shuts up, she will be the biggest yapper in the room and you gotta respect that.

such a sweet tooth and a veggie hater. she won't even look at the yucky greens.

doesn't need a paci herself but if she's littler she'll take one if little Reggie gives it to her

☆<Puppy Emma>☆

the darn cutest pup in town, she's a tiny wolf like her mommy Ruby!!

prefers "pup" over "cub" bc it's cuter. Granny was the one who started calling her pup when she was in kid-space bc she would play pretend being a puppy with Ruby, and it made her want to try out pet dreaming which was a slippery slope.

puppy dreams mostly when she's already little.

scardy cat (or should I say pup, ha lol no, that's bad, I'm sorry), she cuddles up with her mommy, mama and daddy a lot out of fear of loud noises (storms and rain are a NO), or people being meanies, or bigger pups who could hurt her.

fav person is Reggie bc Reg always brings her treats (like oreos) and gives them headpats. don't tell her parents that though, they'll become distraught and jealous.

she also picked up a biting habit from baby-space Reg, and now they bite each other to show affection. Ruby keeps teasing big-those two about it.

has a bone-shaped chew toy that used to have a squeaker in it before it drove everyone insane.

super over protective of the house, stalks it like her life depends on it

she has some puppy ears, a tail that hooks to her beltloops, and a little collar with her mama's number on it. she likes playing with it.

Reggie gave her some paw-print socks and now that's the only kind she owns

fav thing is running around the park and rolling in grass.

built a pillow-nest as her doggy bed for a long time until her parents bought her one. she now keeps it under her bed and takes it out for nap time.

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Fun activities for age regressors:

- nap

- nap

- nap

- where did my plushie go.

- oh its on the floor sorry buddy

- nap

- nap

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Yellowjackets Agere Hcs and Moodboards

Lottie: she regresses very young 0-5 mainly, but even when she is feeling a bit older it’s harder to tell because she doesn’t talk. She likes being called “sweetheart” but also any kind of animal themed pet name like “doe” or “baby bear”. A lot of the time when she’s little the others will call her “Lots” and under no circumstances can anyone call her Charlotte. Very quiet bub, almost entirely nonverbal unless she’s alone with Nat - her primary cg. She knows a few basic signs in ASL but not enough to properly communicate and the other girls don’t really know anything but figure out what she means eventually. The only things she will say is like “mama” or the equivalent for different characters and usually she’s not even talking to them just babbling to herself. Unless she’s having a particularly bad episode of visions or thoughts she’s a very happy baby. She is giggly and smiley and just happy to play with anyone or help out with chores. She LOVES story time with Van and sometimes if she’s feeling extra brave she’ll whisper story requests in Van’s ear. She has one of those blankies with a stuffie attached from when she was growing up, it’s pink and soft on one side and floral on the other… at least it once was, now it’s very tattered and faded but she always carries it around with her. The stuffie is a cat, it’s called Daisy. That’s the one toy no one else is allowed to touch. She also has a paci which she uses pretty much constantly. She’s the queen of parallel play and is sooo happy just to sit and mind her own business next to anyone. When she is having a bad day she becomes sniffly and clingy and very panicked. She hates having scary thoughts and sometimes turns to less than helpful coping mechanisms but the others are quick to catch on and Nat can always calm her down. After a particularly bad episode she almost always regresses and spends a few days just lying around with her stuffies. Nat never ever leaves her side during this time and will give her soup and cuddles till she feels better. Nat will slowly coax her outside to sit on the porch for some fresh air and it always helps. She’s definitely still a klepto when she’s small but she only ever does it because she thinks it’s funny. Someone will notice something small (like a spoon or a cup) has gone missing and then look up to see Lottie poorly hiding a giggle and holding something behind her back. She does learn very quickly not to take anything that belongs to Shauna. She loves playing tea parties and she’ll set them up and then drag whoever is nearby over to play. I like to think they make paints out of rocks and water and Lottie loves to make paintings. She follows Laura Lee around a lot when they are both little - Laura Lee is very good at knowing what Lottie is trying to say without her having to say anything. *when she’s not little she loves taking care of Laura Lee <3*.

Laura Lee: regresses 1-5 but unlike Lottie is always very articulate. She’ll talk to herself, she’ll talk to Leonard, she’ll talk to Lottie even when she knows she won’t get a response. She loves reading and Van is always very patient and sits with her and helps her read. Leonard obviously never leaves her side. She takes him on walks and tells him what she can see. Sometimes during story time Van will put Leonard on her lap and use a silly voice to pretend he’s reading. She’s the happiest baby 99% of the time. She doesn’t get irritated when Lottie quietly follows her around all day or upset when Shauna is having a tantrum so she can’t play with the toys she wants to use. She does get upset sometimes but tries to hide it because she doesn’t want to be a bother. She’ll go off and cry into Leonard’s fur but Lottie is insanely in tune with Laura Lee’s emotions and she’ll go help her out or if Lottie’s feeling too little she’ll make sure to find someone (usually Nat) who can. Usually she gets darling, sweetheart, sweetness or flower when she’s small. Van always calls her ‘clever little one’ and it makes her feel so proud. She’s super content with all of the cgs and doesn’t really have a favourite but she does spend a lot of time around Nat because she spends so much time around Lottie.

Van: cg!!! I don’t think they have a specific little but all of the littles love Van. They love story time, they love the silly games van comes up with and van can always make everyone laugh. I think cg names vary for van - nothing really gender specific but a lot of them have taken to calling her bubby !! Will always hold a little on their lap during story time (especially if one of them has been having a particularly bad day) and rock on the rocking chair. She has the best voices for all the stuffies when she plays with littles or reads stories.

Nat: usually a cg, mainly just because regressing generally isn’t very pleasant for her. It really takes a lot for her to regress - I think in s3 e4 she’s feelin’ pretty small. when she does regress I’d say anywhere from 3-6. when she’s big she is the most patient cg in the world. everyone thinks nat is tough n everything but she’s really so gentle with the littles, especially lottie who struggles to communicate her emotions. and she’s all smiley when the babies are smiling. she can calm anyone down. mainly the littles call call her ma or mama depending on how little they are feelings. I don’t know what it is about Nat but whenever any of the littles find something super cool like a rock or leaf they run up to show her.

Misty: regresses around 4-12, she’s definitely older and loves getting to take care of the younger ones (especially if it means the cgs praise her for being helpful). Shes usually very happy when she’s small and wants to play with everyone but if some people don’t want to include her in their games *cough cough* little Shauna and Jackie *cough cough* she will throw a fit. She tends to gravitate towards Nat when she’s upset because she knows Nat won’t take sh*t from anyone and will make sure she’s included in the games. She loves to sing and dance and put on little performances for everyone. Jackie I think also LOVES starring in these performances. She has this vintage baby doll called Clarissa which she adores and treats like a real baby but it creeps out everyone else (except lottie).

Jackie: regresses 3-7. She’s the most energetic little, she always wants to play tag or climb a tree. But she’s also such a princess about it. She refuses to get her hair messy or touch mud. Her regression is very deeply connected to Shauna’s they are almost always together if one of them is regressed. She can be very headstrong and if Jackie wants to play a game then they are playing that game. Other than Shauna she is very hesitant towards any cg figure at first, eventually she eases into it though. She has definitely tried to start a bunch of clubs, most of which have required cg intervention because she was being a bit controlling. She’s literally a fairy princess who rides horses in her ballgown and has a sword and single handedly battles off armies of evil goblins. She’s a big fan of pacis, she has plenty and she uses them regardless how old she’s regressed to. Sometimes she gets a bit shy about it because not all of the littles use pacis and if so usually only the younger ones, but Nat in particular is very good at calming her down about it. She loves doing everyone’s hair!!! She tries her best to be a good friend to everyone all the time, even if she doesn’t always know how. She has a toy bunny called Peter. She HATES chores. She’ll do them, but you can bet she’s going to be whining the whole time.*if she’s big and Shauna is little she’s the biggest enabler ever and will indulge Shauna so much*

Shauna: regresses 3-7, same as Jackie. They are usually very in tune with their ages and often called ‘the twins’. She’s equally as rambunctious but couldn’t care less if she gets her hands dirty. She wants to make mud pies and make fake swords out of sticks. This is where being close with Melissa really comes in handy because Melissa is always happy to roughhouse a bit more than Jackie is. She’s a biter, obviously, and spends a lot of time in timeout for biting or taking a game too far. Shes looooves teethers and has heaps - sometimes she forgets to use them but the second someone notices her getting worked up they’ll just hand her a teether. She’s extremely jealous - especially of Tai and Jackie. If Tai is sitting curled up with Van, Shauna will wiggle her way in between to get cuddles from her Mama. If Jackie is playing with someone else Shauna will get pouty and grumpy and throw a fit. Jackie is equally as jealous so they even each other out. She loves story time with Van and sometimes she gets to help Van write new stories for the littles to read. If Shauna is getting really worked up Van will distract her by asking if she’s had any story ideas. She’s super attached to Tai. She’s always trying to hold Tai’s hand or babbling to tai about anything. Tai is the only one who can get her in trouble - she will literally just ignore the other cgs if they tell her off. She has a stuffed dog toy called Rupert. He’s a German shepherd and is best friends with Peter, Jackie’s bunny. They have a treehouse and Shauna loves to pretend she’s the guard. She gets called pup and kiddo a lot. She often gets baby from Tai but only Tai or Van can call her that. *she’s extremely good with Jackie when Jackie is little and she’s big, she’s super patient with her*

Tai: Shauna’s mama <3 she loves taking care of everyone but is especially good with Shauna. She loves making shadow puppets for the littles on the wall to act out whatever is happening in Van’s stories. Amazing for cuddles and the littles like to pile up on her. Tai gets extra scared about hurting the littles when she’s sleepwalking and gets super anxious about it. Definitely always the voice of reason and mediator for any arguments. The littles love to do drawings or paintings and show them to her because she always tells them how proud she is. Obviously they don’t have a fridge to hang the artworks on but they dedicate a small wall of the cabin to all the little’s artworks.

Travis: regresses 3-7. He doesn’t regress a lot and when he does he’s super shy about it. If Nat’s regressed and not super distressed they play a lot together. In fact, the only time Nat really regresses happily is when they go out for a hunt but end up spending the day chasing each other through the forest. He loves playing with little wood carved animals. I don’t think he regressed at all before the crash, hence why he’s extra hesitant about it.

Coach Scott: he’s everyone’s papa <3 peak girl dad. all of the littles adore him. They are always rambling to him about their games or their stories - they really want him to be proud of them. He’s amazing for hugs, they’ll curl up in his arms and he gives great bear hugs. Laura Lee sometimes begs him to go on walks with her because she gets worried about him being cramped up in the cabin and she’s super patient with how long it takes him. Jackie likes to decorate his crutches with flowers and vines she finds. He learns how to plait and in the morning the girls take it in turns to sit on the floor in front of him so he can braid their hair. He teaches them how to skip rocks and they all have competitions to see who’s can go the furthest.

Melissa: regresses around 5-8. Loves playing with Shauna and they have sword fights all the time. Loves getting called Champ or Buddy. Has a stuffed toy frog called Gregory. Gravitates towards Tai and Van as cgs. Built a rope swing out of rope and a branch hung around a tree and looooves to play with it. (idk how to explain it but I had one growing up and it was the most fun ever… also causes a lot of bashing into trees). Doesn’t like to sit still at all.

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BABYRE VS TEENRE REGGIE MILLS HEADCANNONS AND IDEAS <3 SNOW, CHARMING AND RUBY ARE THEIR CAREGIVERS

these are only my vauge loose ideas and should not be read as fact or canon despite taking elements from canon. headcannons begin under the cut. read trigger warnings in tags before proceeding

note: this is alongside the headcannon that Regina Mills is non-binary and commonly goes by "Reggie" while using they/them pronouns. Look at this post for more information

Take care little loves <3

~{Baby Reggie}~

roughly about age 2 - 3, but acts "mature" enough to be mistaken for about 4 - 5. they were this mature when they were actually that age too bc Cora's abuse forced them to mature fast.

began happening when they were a very young kid, like actually 5 or so, and would disassociate/zone out to cope with their mom abusing them.

regressing to this age/state is completly invol, and is a trauma response.

goes almost completely non-verbal, and only speaks in Spanish if prompted to speak. it's cute until nobody in the room speaks Spanish and they need to understand them.

Ruby was their first caregiver out of the 3, starting back way in the early days of the curse. after that, still cursed, Charming found out about it and took on a babysitter role but didn't become their official cg till way later bc Snow found out while Reg was recovering from everything with Greg/Owen, and she almost immediately became Reggie's cg after that.

their first real caregiver overall was Graham, with Rumple and Mal being babysitter figures mostly.

they respond to Reggie, yeah, but nobody calls them that when they're little. mostly everyone says "baby" with the Lucas' saying "pup", but other noteworthy mentions go to Emma for calling them "mayor mini" fairly consistently and Leroy and Hook both sneaking in "brat" a handful of times.

chronic biter. once bit Em for trying to put them down for a nap, also once bit Charming when he picked them up after shaving off his sudeburns and they got scared

they need a pacifier or they will destroy their skin biting and suckling on their knuckles.

they have 3, actually - one maroon one (that Emma gave them as a peace offering for needing to share her parents/caregivers), one white one (which Charming, Snow and Ruby all banded together to get them alongside a baby blanket. they researched for 3 weeks what would be best), and one blue one with a brown horse drawn on it (which they had before getting caregivers in the curse).

they don't really need diapers but it feels soft so they began wearing pull-ups when they could vaugly autopilot their way around before regressing. if they don't manage, they say it doesn't bother them, but their cgs picked up it does. Snow's the main one who noticed, and even began doting on them to wear cute ones rather than just standard medical ones from the pharmacy a few towns over while changing them more often.

they're still obsessed with horses and watch anything and everything with horses. they have an unhealthy attachment to My Little Pony because of Apple Jack and even have an Apple Jack themed diaper bag. Snow watches it with them for the most part, but something Emma joins.

Charming, at the one year anniversary if being Reggie's cg, gave them a brown horse plushy they who looks like Rocinante did. they named it Dás and they cling to it 24/7. its even in their office when they're big bc they like it so much.

Granny made them a baby blanket to match Emma's around the same time. in light blue with a dark blue ribbon, of course, it's their favourite colour after all, with a small horse embroidered on it and "Gina" where Em has her name. their cgs worried a lot about maybe needing to change the name after Reggie came out as nb and stopped going by Regina, but they don't mind, given they don't think about their deadname negatively and always liked the gesture.

they don't use the baby blanket a lot outside of sleeping when regressed. its mostly there as a throw blanket on a couch in their office.

Ruby and Snow braid flowers into their hair a lot bc it looks cute and Reggie likes their hair out of their face.

had to be unlearned from hitting themself when having a meltdown, which surprisingly also stopped adult Reg from scratching themself with their nails. Zelena helped the most here bc she followed her adoptive mum's advice on how to stop herself from getting hurt, and applied it to Reggie.

a few people are convinced Zel is a baby whisperer bc of how well they get along with regressed Reggie but not normal reggie. Zelena just shrugs and says toddlers are more trusting than,, someone dealing with whatever Reg's mental health is

fav snack is appy slices and peanut butter with some warm cinnamon milk on the side

not allowed anywhere near coffee. Charming is still not fully recovered from how out of breath he was trying to deal with a hyper Reggie AND Emma at once while Snow and Ruby were MIA

likes being sung to but only if it's Charming. they're still, and always will be, a daddy's kid

~{Teen Reggie}~

anywhere between age 14 to 17, depending on the circumstances behind them regressing at that moment.

younger being more invol and after stress or if it's as a way to cope, older being more voluntary or if it's just to have fun and unwind for a bit.

began teen regressing mainly because of their marriage Leopold - given they were only 15/16 when it happened, so that's the age they kinda stunted on.

they would disassociate a lot in the way they would with Cora when Leo was alive, but kept pushing themself to never truly regress bc they felt ashamed about it, (and in small part those feelings never left. there's a reason so little people know about it).

the first time they finally, truly regressed was while shit-faced wine drunk just after one of Snow's birthday parties. and they kept it up for years - only in their teen-space - when they was drunk in the castle or high with the other villains (mainly Rumple or Mal, which is why they became temporary carers).

has been wearing the same beat up black chuck taylors since the beginning of the curse and refuses to get a new pair. it's sentimental, nobody gets them.

*cough cough* emo *cough cough*

goes on horseback rides with Charming as often as possible, mostly racing him and showing off tricks rather than relaxing like everyone else. like I said, daddy's kid.

during the curse, they began smoking to unwind some pressure whenever they couldn't drink and weren't regressed - always smoking cinnamon scented cigarettes so that nobody could catch on to what was happening, which carried over to when they were in teen space, with them often regressing while on a smoke break and taking more frequent smoke breaks when regressed. Emma has tried to steer reg off smoking shen she's in teen-space but lord knows it never worked.

they actually really like playing video games or going to the arcade. they def used Henry as an excuse to go in the past, a few times but after being found out as agere their caregivers or a babysitter would just take them. they're the current queen of all the shooter games (but Emmy beats them at DDR).

they also really like legos and have a bunch of star wars sets on display in their home-office bc they also just LOVE star wars - it was their first autistic hyperfixation after entering the land without magic (mostly bc of Owen).

tends to make meals in the middle of the night while in this headspace and give it to other people because they don't eat very often for any reason

refuses to tie their shoelaces, trips constantly

low-key a bit feral. they'll go without eating for about a week then get find on a random counter-top at 3 am munching on raw coffee beans like they're treats. someone needs to have a chat with them ab it (and the potential eating disorder but you know) but it's kinda terrifying.

has an awkward teen crush on Emma when Em's big and watching them. they get teased so hard for it by Ruby lol.

Reg wears everyone else's clothes to pick up their scents, it's comforting.

Charming smells like tea, Snow like natural lilies and spices, Ruby like candy and Em like a frosted over frat house, guess their favourite.

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Fun activities for age regressors:

- nap

- nap

- nap

- where did my plushie go.

- oh its on the floor sorry buddy

- nap

- nap

- na-

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being a caregiver is the biggest honour truly like you feel safe around me? you feel comfy around me? you wanna be small around me? yiPPIEEE lets get you all bundled up in a blankie and my arms and we can cuddle n watch silly cartoons n play silly games n i'll make sure you get all the snackies your heart desires!!! ♡

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SwanQueen SFW little/flip concept!

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SwanQueen Flip Concept! SFW!

The day has been long, when sunset comes the sheriff and the queen are exhausted, they’ve been working on spells trying to figure out who has been attacking the forest people. Thankfully all that’s been done is crops being stolen, and they really did not need this

It’s been months since they were in Storybrooke being stuck in the enchanted forest again was far from what both woman needed or wanted.

They missed their son, family, and friends.

However, they’ve come to know each other better, which has helped them both realize they’re flips. Though sometimes she wants to be as small as Emma and be protected and loved and cherished and be able to allow herself to be the child she would have been if not for her mother Cora.

The sun had set now, they were in the queens castle, a fire place burning to keep them warm. The only sound echoing through the halls being the crackling of the fire.

“Gina?” Emma mumbled rubbing her eyes as she sits down beside the brunette.

“Mhm?” She looked at the blonde her emerald eyes slowly opening as she fights her sleep.

“Can snuggle?” The blonde asks yawning leaning into the brunette.

Regina chuckled “of course kiddo, as long as I can also have some snuggles.” Emma smiled a little bit, thinking to herself that of course she would give her Gina snuggles, there was no better place to be but in her arms. Regina could see her kiddo deep in thought and couldn’t help but to giggle. The sound of her giggle soothed Emma as she slowly snuggled into her arms; her body fully relaxing as the warmth enveloped her body.

“Mhmhmm baba”. She mumbles snuggling in as Regina strokes the woman’s hair.

“eeepy swan” Regina yawned as her own tiredness begins to show more “we need eat dindins first.” She giggles standing and heading to the castle kitchen.

Emma groaned, she misses grilled cheese and here it’s always soups or weird warm liquids.

As soon as Regina uses the last of her energy to make them dinner and make sure both have eaten she tags Emma.

“Tag you’re it Em.” She giggles running up the hallways of the castle as Emma rubs her eyes groaning.

“No fairs ginaaaaa.” She giggles getting up and runs up chasing the brunette until they’re at her chambers.

Which they both made their own make shift bouncy castle with old matresses made with the softest feathers Emma has ever felt.

They bounce for almost an hour giggling letting themselves drain the stress of the day away, no thoughts. Just happiness and each other.

“Em Em Em” Regina giggles as she plops on one of the mattresses

“waaaa?” Emma pokes Regina’s cheek giggling

“wan sleep ova?” Regina says

Emma nods excitedly “yes yes yes but but no be as fun as home cos cos no movies, no candy, no no fun stuff bleeeeh” Emma pouts

Regina chuckled and laughed “we still hav funs let play more games, den hav fruit as our snakies den den den we can go eeeps n snuggle up n be nice warm n n we will find way back home me promises you.” She reassures the blonde.

Emma nods and they do as they planned, they played. They played knights and princess, Regina of course being the princess and Emma being her knight in shining armer.

They played pirates, pretending to steal the queens jewls Emma and Regina being the pirate and having a make shift guy made out of armour as the ‘queen’.

The hallways were filled with laughter, echoing across the once still dark halls people used to fear, not that many even lived here or were here other than the two. But even the castle felt more bright even to Regina a place she once dreaded and feared now filled with her and Emma’s laughter and love.

After a while they both had fallen asleep on the mattresses they used to bounce on, it was at least four staked, they had many many fluffy blankets once made by hand from the old maids living within the halls of the queens castle.

They both dreamed happily, and yet somehow some way while sleeping both their magic Illuminates around shining bright not disturbing the sleepy babies at all, but by morning when they wake they’ll find themselves home within the mayors manor sleeping soundly snuggled with so many stuffies around them too.

This was definitely something to do with Emma’s magic the stuffies. Especially since most were cute kawaii apples and ducklings.

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A/N

I hope you all enjoy this little wholesome oneshot, I will be doing more like these original did also upload to Wattpad but my lil acc being odd so hey o, anyways please suggest any characters from any shows/movies if you wish below for the next wholesome one shot they will always be SFW just a reassurance.

Also thank you @txnyelf for helping adjust spelling errors/mistakes I really appreciate it.

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remember kids there's so right or wrong way to regress

if you want to regress to horror media rather than children's media you're not "scary" or "weird"

its not wrong to not want a cg or simply wanting only one

baby talking or having gear aren't requirements for regressing

you don't have to be a toddler / baby regressor to be valid

you're still valid if you have meltdowns / tantrums when you regress

not being a white skinny girlre doesn't mean you're less valid

it's okay to not have an agere aesthetic

you don't need to have a lot of gear to be valid , if you only have one type of gear & you're happy with it that's okay !

alt regressors you're just as valid as pastel tinies

tinies with "scary" mental illnesses you're loved just the same

there's no rulebook for how to be a "proper" regressor you're still valid & loved regardless

remember internet isn't reality some people only show a certain side of them online while they're actually another irl don't compare yourself to what you see online

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"Regression Aggression"

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☾ I'm not the best with words but I try to make myself as clear as possible

"Regression Aggression" as I like to call it is the phenomena of getting angry at yourself and others during regression/whilst thinking of regression, for simply *needing* age regression in the first place.

Some time ago I threw out a lot of my little gear, stuffed animals, some toys, bottles- A lot. I did it because I thought this was embarrassing. I had a girlfriend at the time, I didn't need all this childish stuff... but they helped me a lot through tough times. Yet I threw them out, feeling gross seeing all my stuff, feeling wrong to have needed them in the first place, for the fact I had trauma and depression and this is what had helped me cope in the first place.

I pushed it all aside, pretending I was fine and carried on with my life. Until... everything called back to me. I found my old pacifier and I broke down. Why did I ever feel the need to stop a coping mechanism that had helped me so much? Just because I was embarrassed of needing it in the first place?

If you ever think about doing what I did, do yourself a big favor and just put it away into a big box instead of throwing away Items that have helped you mentally. You might think that you won't ever need it again, but there is nothing wrong with having a healthy outlet.

Put them aside. Let your head rest, think about how much these items meant to you and have helped you.

I have some stuff still, but the majority was trashed and it hurts thinking about it.

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Age regression is not embarrassing. Age regression can help you during tough times. There is nothing embarrassing about needing to regress.

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even outside of agere adult sized playgrounds would go hard

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I've been on the brink of regressing all day (mainly bc my mom let me lay on her chest during church then played with my hair, then I read an agere fanfic) so the question is do I regress now that I'm home alone or do I try to just power through

Ik regressing is probably good for me, given I've been in cg mode for like 4 days straight now and exhausted myself but Idk man

I never know what to do

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☆★~ COVEN OF CHAOS AGERE HEADCANNONS ~★☆

these are only my vauge loose ideas and should not be read as fact or canon despite taking elements from canon. headcannons begin under the cut. read trigger warnings in tags before proceeding

☆★~{ Jennifer Kale }~★☆

Regresses to either 2 years old or 14 years old with no inbetween.

Little - Baby Regressor, Teen Regressor

Stopped allowing herself to completely regress after she lost her magic. Regressed again for the first time on the road during Agatha's trial.

Struggles to sleep on her own, and depends a lot on a CG to help her. Usually ends up with taking a bath, drinking some warm milk, and cuddling.

Likes playing dress-up and doing her make-up when she's little to make herself pretty.

Has a LARGE doll and plushy collection, and plays tea party with every last one of them. Nobody should be left out of play time!

Will still use her pacifier when she isn't regressed to help her concentrate.

Likes to catch butterflies with Rio while Rio tells her all about them.

Pastel pink girly, everything is just in that one colour with MAYBE some white and gold.

Comfort show is the 1980 Strawberry Shortcake cartoon.

Very needy and clingy, so she constantly attempts to surround herself with others and always wants to be with her cg.

Says she's an independent little who can still do big stuff when she's small, it's a lie, she cannot, but she's scared of people thinking she's weak so she'll insist on doing things on her own.

Doesn't really like parallel play with other littles because she wants to spend all her time directly playing with them.

She can get a bit bossy during games and fussy when people don't listen to her though.

Needs a strict schedule and rules or else she goes out of control, though she's a good girl and will follow the rules when they're there.

Favourite person to be around when she's very little is Lilia, they feel safe together and Lilia's body is always warm so perfect for hugs.

Though she prefers Alice when she's teen regressed because she thinks Alice is super cool and it's nice to be around the same age as someone.

☆★~{ Alice Wu-Gulliver }~★☆

Perma-regressed to a teen - rougly around 13 to 16, due to her mother's death. Otherwise doesn't regress.

Little - Perma-Teen Regressor

Doesn't consider herself a caregiver, despite babysitting a lot of kiddos.

Fav person to babysit is Teen since they're both alt.

Has ADD, so she constantly needs stimulation around her, leading to her playing a lot of heavy metal music and messing with fidget cubes.

Loves a TON of old 80s teen movies like Heathers, Beetlejuice, Dead Poets Society, Footloose, The Breakfast Club and so so many more. Though a lot of horror makes her super squeamish, so she only watches them with a CG around.

Favourite music artists are all 80s metal. Joan Jett, Alice Cooper, The Cranberries, Judas Priest, Van Halan, etc, and of course her mom's music.

Plays songs on her piano to impress her CG and friends. Will even play and sing for smaller littles as lullabies when they're restless and she wants to help out.

Survives off of frozen pizzas, chicken nuggets and monster energy.

Hesitant to try new things and super picky about food due to some small anxiety. She's trying really hard to widen her comfort zone tho!!

Very shy normally, but opens up a lot around younger people and littles. Super scared of most adults tho :(

Likes browsing around in malls and playing at mall arcades in her spare time, she occasionally teaches others how all the games work.

Doesn't really NEED a caregiver, but she likes having others around and likes being taken care of. She misses her mom a lot :(

Makes all her own jewellery and a lot of them have tiny hidden fidgets on them.

☆★~{ Lilia Culderu }~★☆

Regresses to about 6 years old and has regressing for most of her life.

Flip - Young Kid Regressor (Bonus: Older Sister Caregiver, Mother/Mommy Caregiver)

God's sleepiest soldier, never misses a nap time, and complains the moment it hits bedtime that she wants to go sleep.

Teaches the others how to gamble with cards and skittles when they're all little, and of course cheats her way to victory every time.

Drinks grape juice out of wine glasses to fit in with the adults when she's feeling small, even when nobody is drinking alcohol.

Likes having her hair played with, and would as her cg to style it for her in silly ways.

Not big on watching cartoons, she prefers reading or playing outside.

Always dresses super warm. Fluffy jackets, scarfs, and a blankie over her shoulders are a MUST.

Has a baby blanket she's really attached too bc it was from her coven. It's yellow and wool with some beads sewn in.

Surprisingly resourceful and mature when regressed, and can even make some amazing snacks for everyone.

Does the others' hair and braids flowers into it.

Her and Rio get along because they both like nature and plants.

☆★~{ Rio Vidal }~★☆

Regresses between 4 to 7 years old, often being younger when triggered and older when doing it for fun or after being coaxed into regressing.

Flip - Young Kid Regressor to Older Kid Regressor (Bonus: Father/Papa/Daddy Caregiver, Baby-Sitter Caregiver)

Chewer. All of her teethers and sippy cups are broken up with bite marks, same with the hands of her CG, and all of her blankets and teddies are wet with drool when she wakes up because she keeps having stuff ih her mouth

Runs around playing in the woods, picking up cool bugs, etc etc. Her favourites are beetles.

She'll go on a frenzy listing bug facts when she finds one, and try to show everyone the cool thing she found.

The only time she's calm is if she's reading. The second a book gets into her hands she is locked in, and stays locked in. (all the books are non-fiction and botany related)

THEE bathtime hater, will refuse to get in the tub for hours then fight to get out every second.

Really likes making crafts. Flower crowns and paper stars and cards and little drawings are everywhere she is.

Clings to her coven a lot. She's terrified of being alone and has panic attacks if she can't find them.

Is autistic but has never been diagnosed so she gets most of her help managing it from Teen - who does have an autism diagnosis.

Has been found sleeping in several trees, she will nap anywhere she wants any time she wants.

☆★~{ Billy "Teen" Kaplan }~★☆

Perma-regressed to age 10, but age dreams/non sexually ageplays to around 1 years old.

Little - Perma-Older Kid Regressor + Baby Age Dreamer

Parents know he's a regressor and fully support him, buying him stuff to make herself more comfortable and checking up on him to make sure he's okay.

Wears diapers when age dreaming bc it's fun.

Carries a diaper bag around in his car 24/7 for not just himself but for other littles. It has quite literally everything he thinks anyone could need, even stuff he doesn't use, just in case.

Also has a big car seat in the boot of his car. He's never needed to use it but it's still there, and it's a nice place to stack important bags and stuff to remember them.

Eddie is usually his primary caregiver, and has some of Billy's regression items (a paci and a few cute hoodies) at his house for when Billy comes over.

Bigg fan of going to the arcade, has never lost a round of DDR or bowling.

Fav shows are Bluey and the Bubble Guppies.

Not shy at all about age dreaming, and if you know him you probably already also know about it.

Autistic. Which has caused some problems since certain diaper brands make his skin weird and he hates the taste of new silicone so he washes his pacis for DAYS when he gets new ones.

Runs an Agere discord server. Alice is the only one in the coven who's on it and he even made her a mod. Alice never talks there tho, and Teen always comes up with funny reasons why he can't remove her as a mod and why she doesn't talk. His fav is "she's the server ghost"

Owns a BUNCH of animal themed hooded onesies. The one he wears the most is a grey elephant one. He likes playing with the tail.

Definitely does miss his parents a lot when away from them- and sometimes finds himself longing for Wanda to be his mommy.

☆★~{ Agatha Harkness }~★☆

Regresses vaugly around toddler age, or pet regresses to a baby bunny.

Flip - Toddler Regressor + Bunny Regressor (Bonus: Mother/Mama Caregiver)

Autistic and had her butt DRAGGED to a therapist by Teen to get a diagnosis.

Began regressing as a way to cope with her mother's abuse. It was a way to keep her brain away from the hurt she feels.

May or may not have a dissociative disorder of some kind - she's not telling.

Really scared of messing up when she regresses because of a lasting fear of punishment.

Self-punishes is she thinks she messed up by scratching and hitting herself. Rio tried to help her break the habit but it never really lasted. It only really went away with Teen after he showed her some of his coping mechanisms. Agatha really likes lego now.

Has a lot of nightmares.

She doesn't exactly remember much from when she regresses, and would usually just connect the context clues afterwards. Wanda's spell made it a lot harder to remember as well.

She spent most of her time under Wanda's spell regressed, actually.

Bedwetter but felt really shy about wearing diapers. Was eventually convinced otherwise by Teen offering to let her borrow one of his.

Goes non-verbal when she regresses. Teen often has to read her mind and translate for everyone else. When she does speak in her mind, it's always in Latin.

Has a lot of paper stars and hearts hanging from her ceiling that Teen and Rio made her. She cherishes them and cries when they get messed up.

Her biggest comfort item is Señor Scratchy. She'll cuddle with him basically 24/7 and bring him everywhere.

Biggest sweet tooth, likes chocolate chip cookies and milkies and lollipops and and anything she can find.

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PACI EDITT

They're in time out for baby crimes (tried to bite Emma for suggesting they might be a bit cranky and need a nap)

more little Gee on the way dw

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The idea of a buff cg who can pick little up like a baby is cool and all, but what ab a buff little who accidentally picks up their cg when they get too excited, who underestemates their strenth and accidentally breaks their toys, who moves stuff they're not supposed to to get what they want