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Alright so I just finished watching episode 23 season 9 of supernatural and Dean just fucking opens his eyes and bam he's a demon. And like I start freaking out because Twilight did that same thing when Bella turned into a vampire. I'm losing my mind over this.

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So my mom and her friend left for a little bit. When I asked them where they were going they said they were going to get a new dildo. These little candy taste like smarties but not as good. And I have two tiny bags of them.

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icup stands for I see ur penis and don't let girls see ur penises because they're just gunna laugh about it with their friends.

Hey, spell icup. Heh. You just got owned fricken idiot.

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Sounds like my mom. Hence why I always bring up the socks incident as a way to prove she can be wrong too.

i need to be right about everything and i usually am. that’s my toxic trait

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I read the whole thing and I didn't follow all of it because like I'm kinda slow when I comes to knew topics. But, I do find it weird when people automatically pass off interrupt ions as rude. I mean I talk a lot around people i trust and tend to shy from public conversations. But when I do actually join in on public conversations I accidently intteruptt people like 60% of the time and then I immediately apoligize. Most of the time it happened because someone took a long pause and I was sure they were done talking. The one time this happened that really stuck with me was when we were having a conversation about bullying and the teachers with my class and some girl took a really long pause and then I started talking and she started talking as soon as I started talking. And I mouthed sorry at her and let her keep talking. Then after class her friend came up to me and went off. And I tried to apoligize but she kept saying that wasn't gunna cut it and to not make excuses. So I just stood there and took it trying to leave so i didn't miss my bus.

interruptions are a natural part of conversation, and sometimes i want to strangle people who just dismiss them as “rude”. interruptions are not automatically rude. they are a social signal & a form of communication. they can be rude depending on how they’re used. but they are also useful and necessary for many people (neurodivergent people especially). so we need to have a conversation about different forms of interruption, and what they mean.

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HEEE'S SOOO SMOOLLL

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Religions are just socially accepted cults.

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You know what? I read it and as I was reading it I decided that I both love it and want to destroy it. It's well written and actually seems to have a good storyline. I hate you for making me enjoy something so obviously cursed.

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Me when someone falls and gets hurt. Because pain is hilarious.

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Except mom

me looking down at my phone while a spammer is calling and just letting it ring

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Time to chug

A tall ghoulish looking man with a green robe and strange symbols on his cheeks comes up to you and says "hey sexy. Drink this"

Would you?

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Person B: I'm going to have to kill someone that loves me

Person A: wait what?

Person A: “I’m in love with you.”

Person B: “…..That’s unfortunate.”

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He looks so unimpressed and I'm kinda living for it

Clogged sink.