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This week on Dropout (it's a big one): on Monday, behind-the-scenes of Game Changer's season finale, Ratfish; also on Monday, the season 3 premiere of Make Some Noise featuring the Noise Boys; on Tuesday, a new Breaking News with Vic Michaelis, Grant O'Brien, Raphael Chestang, and Sam Reich; on Wednesday, the premiere of Dimension 20: Never Stop Blowing Up; on Thursday, the 1st Adventuring Party for NSBU; on Friday, a new series trailer (tune in to find out what it is!); also on Friday, a new Thousandaires, with Oscar Montoya, Rashawn Nadine Scott, Ify Nwadiwe, Ruha Taslimi, and Matt Apodaca!

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if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart

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So apparently another whole ass animated scooby doo movie was canceled, this time featuring Krypto the Superdog, but it leaked onto 4chan and was uploaded onto the internet archive

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thank god for Vic Michaelis

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sobbing and crying at the woman who stole a meth addicted kitten from her dealer and then she and the kitten got clean together

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ME AND MY BF DID THE SCOTT PILGRIM TREND!!

here’s what i’ve done!

here’s what he’s done

and here’s the bases to both of those

hehehehehehehehehehrhehehegeheh

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🌈 Rainbow Celebration Ponies (1st Set)

Released in Summer 2003 featuring;

Sweetberry • Wysteria • Sunny Daze • Rainbow Dash

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Still getting used to no more funhaus

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STOP eating salads because you want to get Skinny✋🚫 START eating salads because theyre yumby plate of leafs ✅🥗

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daily self-affirmations 💕

my podium is clean and not covered in spaghetti

i know that the 87th element on the periodic table is Francium

i am not trapped in the time loop

i know how to fix the ElectroBobbleWobble QZ

i am not trapped in the time loop

i have a sufficient number of boxes to reach the shelf of ducks

the wenis is a dance

i am not trapped in the time loop

the wenis is a dance

i am not trapped in the time loop

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Saw a post like this with negative outlook so I asked for it to be fixed

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hmmm

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Seeing these two posts back to back makes me wonder how long it'll be before Brennan attacks Sam with a halberd

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Imagine you’re friends with someone who hosts a really popular internet game show, and he invites you on a couple of times and you gain a reputation for winning that gameshow. Then, he sets up a show where the whole point of it is that you cannot win the game, just to break your streak of the whole thing. Your trust breaks just a little bit.

Next time, he asks you to put on a mic pack for another episode of the game show, turns out it’s a heart rate monitor for another episode where you have to sit there and be almost tortured as you attempt to keep yourself calm. Your trust is devolving.

Next time, you come on the show, he tells you to go and wait in the green room and locks you in there, he’s a recording on the screen because he’s locked in the bathroom, he’s been there the whole time, you’re forced to do an escape room to go to work. You don’t know if you can trust him anymore.

Next time, you go on the show, you play bingo, you don’t trust him, something’s wrong, he’s been manipulating players to manipulate players into manipulating players. There was no way for you to win this one, not really.

You are a mouse trapped in a maze

You are a performing monkey at the circus

You are the most popular person on TikTok despite not having a tiktok

You are Brennan Lee Mulligan and this is your life. Sam is your boss, your chief scientist and ringmaster. You will never escape.