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Sniffing the spiked bracelets someone gave me to tell if they're real leather with a coating or just plastic all the way through like a truffle hog for faggotry

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Saying this under my post about having frustrations with how people interact with my bisexuality posts online is absolutely fucking wild. No bitch I'm with them!! Shut the fuck up! Bi lesbians DO interact ‼️‼️

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ghe doctor said no more than two glasses of poisoned wine

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Right click -> save as -> ancient curse

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the humble "like" is oft mocked despite what it does for us. "like, three people" is a vastly different statement from "three people". "and i was like 'what the fuck'" is vastly different from "and i said 'what the fuck'". i love you "like" and anyone who says you make people sound stupid will be killed on sight

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Slay the spire is so goated I'll be playing the ironclad and I'll be like "brooo why would you play any other character? The strength scaling and exhaust mechanics are so unique!" then I'll play the silent and I'll be like "brooo why would you play any other character? The unique discard combos and shiv spam is so fun!!" Then I'll play the defectand be like "brooo why would you play any other character? The orb management and power spam is so fun!"

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craving attention..

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a scholarly conversation about the future

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I approve of powerscaling discourse only in utterly senseless contexts. I don't give a shit about which shōnen protagonists could beat up which other shōnen protagonists, but I will 100% read your five thousand word essay exploring the subtle nuances of establishing a tiered ranking of the Smurfs.

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Bipedal so fucking stupid. You look at a cat or a dog lying down and you're like "hell yeah that looks exactly right. that looks so comfortable." Human lies down and looks like Peter Griffin Death Pose.

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“she’s got legs for days” pfffft not impressive. i;ve had mine for years