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THE LIBRARY OF ALEXANDRIA DIDN'T BURN, IT WAS SACKED BY ALIENS

I KNEW IT

Millennia ago, aliens pillaged the Earth of something valuable, robbing humanity of it.

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you WILL care him

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Reductress is the best site, no you can’t change my mind.

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lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge you but his sins outnumber your own

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Happy pride!

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Lovely little AUs that keep me going

Demigod + Mer AU: Bakugou started his very successful career as a part-time monster hunter out of spite and Kirishima thinks that’s the funniest damn thing he’s ever heard.

[ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ʀᴇᴘᴏsᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ ᴘᴇʀᴍɪssɪᴏɴ]

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Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by pinning them against the wall by their wrists*

me:

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me when i’m late to anything

*Safety car*

The entire pit lane coming alive:

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I laughed

30 student enforced dorm rules

1. Never play scrabble with Momo. She will always win. No exceptions.

2. Never wash any dishes or turn on sinks when Bakugo is taking a shower. Last time that happened he got so surprised that there’s now a hole in the bathroom wall.

3. There are no kettles allowed. No one knows why, but every time they buy a new one Deku hides it. It’s best to just not buy them anymore as clearly it’s a waste of money.

4. At least 3 people need to remind Todoroki that dinner is on, because he will forget to eat.

5. Never talk about heroes at the dinner table. Bakugo, Deku and Todoroki almost always end up in a heated argument and all three never finish their dinner.

6. Do not ask Tsuyu to grab something with her tongue just because it’s too far away from the couch. She’s too nice to say no.

7. Movie nights are every Saturday night. It’s kinda mandatory. A different person is allowed to pick the movie genre every week in rotation. Movies in that genre are then voted on.

8. If Deku falls asleep on you, you’re stuck. If you move, he will literally squeeze the life out of you.

9. Todoroki is not your heater

10. Todoroki is not your air conditioner

11. Having Ochako float marshmallows while Todoroki shoots fire at them is not the correct way to roast marshmallows. Do it the normal way.

12. Dark Shadow is not the class pet. He is very dangerous and Tokoyami is sick of everyone trying to pet him.

13. Sensei Aizawa may have given you his number, but it is for emergencies and cat pictures ONLY. Please don’t text him asking for homework answers. You’re not funny.

14. If you occupy the dorm rooms in close approximation to Ochako’s, please remind her to make sure her windows are locked before she goes to bed. We don’t need Aizawa reeling her back in from the atmosphere after she floats out her window again.

15. Mineta is not allowed to even step foot in the girls corridors. If he’s seen there, you’re welcome to literally kick him out.

16. No one is allowed to break into Deku’s room to hide behind his cardboard figures and jump out to scare him. He almost died of a heart attack last time and he is very capable of destroying the building if scared.

17. Pranking Todoroki is a horrible idea. He has amazing natural reflexes and you will probably die.

18. Please be mindful in the hallways, you can’t always fully see Hagakure but she’s there and doesn’t appreciate being bumped into.

19. As of the next three months, Denki is on trash duty. Do not let anyone else do it, it is his job. This goes to show that you’re not allowed to reenact the scene of Ratatouille where Remy gets struck by lighting on the roof.

20. Mineta is excluded from being able to help pick movies. He only picks vulgar movies, and we are very concerned by the amount of films he knows by heart. Do not encourage him.

21. Any and all Vogue magazines go to Mina. She will fight you for them, so it’s best to just give them up.

22. Anyone in the rooms next to Todoroki and Bakugo are on constant fire extinguishing duties. They both generate flame when they sleep, and we’re sick of waking up to fire alarms.

23. Flirting with Deku as a joke to make Todoroki jealous is not smart. He is very scary and will probably internally plan your murder.

24. If Deku texts you at 3 in the morning with a link to a reddit post, do not click on it, do not engage. Tell him to go to sleep, and threaten to wake Todoroki if he doesn’t let up.

25. Having Kirishima burst through a wall and scream “OH YEAHH” as the Cool-Aid man is not worth the money it takes to replace the wall.

26. Oujiro has a tail. This should be obvious. Please be courteous and pay attention before you sit down next to him.

27. Deku can and will physically harm you if you speak ill of All Might. Do not speak ill of All Might.

28. Please don’t leave dirty dishes out. This should be obvious, and it drives Bakugo insane. He’s up past 8 to clean them, and that’s his bedtime.

29. Denki is not a phone charger. He will agree to charge your phone, but if he sneezes you’re all screwed.

30. Do not accept brownies from Sero.

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“Dont Forget”- OST

This OST is beautiful, and surely meaningful too, (but I’m surely wrong with the meaning) and I have my own theory on the end and all… But I never tought I’d spend more than a month on this !

Plus, I don’t have an Editing software, so I can’t do a music video of it. :’(

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An old and homely grandmother accidentally summons a demon. She mistakes him for her gothic-phase teenage grandson and takes care of him. The demon decides to stay at his new home.

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Now I know why my neighbor's dog is so interested in humping my leg

You wish to become irresistibly attractive to your soulmate, whoever that might be. Too bad your soulmate isn’t human.

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hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

SeroShinKami / OT3 / coffeepunk AU designs

AU designed with @blackbarbooks

Kaminari:  - has been friends with Sero since childhood - has been best friends with him and slept with him since high school days without properly dating / ever confessing their feelings - works as a model, spent several years overseas - told Sero 1 hour before leaving he would be gone - Bakugo detests him for what he did to Sero - starts dating Sero after he’s back to Japan - is rly bad with money

Sero:  - has been in love with Kaminari since his early teens - photography was his hobby and Kaminari his muse - was told repeatedly how plain he looks so he started to change his hair and added tattoos and piercings to his style - after Kaminari left he never took pictures again / put his camera away - is good friends with Kirishima and Bakugo - studied sth with finances at university but ended up as an insurance agent - immediately forgives Kaminari when he comes back - likes cooking / has a small apartment / has a cat  - smokes when drunk or emotional Shinsou: - works in a coffee shop - probably a cat café close to Sero’s apartment - Midoriya is his co-worker and they regularly have gay panics over their crushes - is always tired - probably has depression - can’t understand how Kaminari and Sero have such a long history with each other and STILL want to date him - smokes and knows it’s bad but he chose this as his toxic - loves cats, has a cat - feeds street cats and sometimes suddenly the cat café cat crew grows cause he drags in strays

If you have any questions feel free to ask!

Please reblog if you can! Tumblr hides art from the tags so it would be a big help!

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sleepy

reblog by only using one word to describe what country/state you’re from

cheese

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I cried

Twin pops are friendship food

tried to make sure the color doesn’t change that fast, but tag for epilepsy warning just in case

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