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there's something wrong with chris

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a video that starts "how to dress to make your man OBSESSED with you 😍" and it abruptly cuts to somebody dressed as a huge and uncannily realistic white whale

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how are the foster kitties doing?

check this thing out

her name is breezy and she is a medical mystery. she's kind of bald and super teeny tiny. she is 4 weeks old. she's also intersex with ambiguous genitalia. the vets have never seen anything like her before. everybody say happy pride month breezy 🏳️‍🌈

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"are you transmasc nonbinary or transfem nonbinary" actually i'm hitting you with my laser beam, hope that helps.

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Him

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i dont care if mondays blue. tuesday coo and wednesday coo. thursday yea im gonna coo it's friday im a dove

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You know what never made any sense to me? That trend of cis- CIS!!!- people making those "when a he/they has the biggest chongalongas you've ever seen and doesn't like to be called a girl" posts.

Like, famously, we can't control the size our boobs are? Very large breasts aren't easily bound? Binding is expensive and not always medically advisable? Respecting people's pronouns shouldn't rely on strict adherence to cis-passing norms? I thought all of these were like... established trans theory and yet I found many trans people defending these posts and saying they had a point. What point??? That people with big boobs get misgendered frequently if they aren't women???

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dj run that track again before I take my own life

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"get a job" "unemployed behaviour" okay but like. girl your ableism

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More nonblack artists should have black ocs just because black characters are so fun to design like come on! regular ass black people get so creative with their style and you 🫵🏾 should draw them!!

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I decided to watch the other BTB episodes to see if I missed something after Veneziadropped, and I think i got something?

Here

After watching the latest episode, I was like....wait

Is it possible that he was trying not to say Venezia? Like, he made a face and panicked to say another townhouse.

Like he didn't want to reveal anything personal.

Idk. Maybe im thinking too much

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you used to be able to go onto a tag after finishing a movie and see all sorts of gifsets. now you have to comb through reader insert fanfiction. we used to be a society

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we should normalize tagging x reader fics as just "#x reader" that way my aromantic ass doesn't have to block fifty thousand tags for each fandom I'm in

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maybe I'll get killed soon cause I earned it

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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

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🤗 i dont like this emoji. this is not a hug to me. this is someone doing condescending jazz hands in my general direction when i am in need of affection. not comforting.

🫂 i love this emoji. this is a hug. we are hugging and its nice. and as a special bonus they appear to be my old friends from the msn messenger logo? very comforting.