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[notpettypete]

NUH UH IVE NEVER BEEN STRANGE A DAY IN MY LIFE

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The name's Lockhart, I'm sure you're pleased to meet me!

Ravenclaw

Very single, but I'm open to any lovely admirers of mine ;)

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I like lots of things! Including, but not limited to...

✧˚° Myself! Confidence is key

✧˚° Hair-care - gotta make sure I always look shining!

✧˚° Painting - I've won SEVERAL awards in self-portraiture ;)

✧˚° Writing - in fact, I might be publishing something soon...👀

There isn't much I dislike, but if I HAD to name a few things...

✧˚° People who refuse to listen to me - rather infuriating when I have so many glamorous things to say!

✧˚° Strangers - I was kidnapped once. I don't want to talk about it. If someone were to ask, though, I suppose I would HAVE to answer...

✧˚° Myself

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My associates...

✧˚° @s3v3rvs-sn4p3 (Wishes he was me...)

✧˚° @bellatrix-blxck (Scary!)

✧˚° @babygirl-jr (Very quirky!)

✧˚° @not-lucius-malfoy (Lovely hair! Mine is better though 🤪)

✧˚° @narciss-a-blackswan (Great name! I'm sure you hope to be of my acquaintance someday)

✧˚° @r3gulus-a-black (Your name sounds like "regular", which I am most certainly not! Haha!)

✧˚° @notpettypete (Strange...)

✧˚° @secretly-belle (Smart, I hope that one day you can be almost as smart as me ☺️)

✧˚° @james-potter-yall (Amazing at Quidditch, but not as amazing as me! Haha!)

✧˚° @if-lost-return-to-remus (Such a SERIOUS name! Haha!)

✧˚° @evan-the-rose-ier (If you got married to Lily, your name would be Evan Evans! Haha!)

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Hoping to make LOTS of friends. Not that I don't have plenty already...

[notpettypete]

i’m sure i can pull up text evidence of you and sirius

is James single? he's so hot and I'd love to get to know him 🤭

James is not single. He has two boyfriends. Fuck off.

[notpettypete]

nuh uh you’re one of the most queer here

is James single? he's so hot and I'd love to get to know him 🤭

James is not single. He has two boyfriends. Fuck off.

[notpettypete]

WDYM STRANGE I AM NOT

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Intro Post

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─ ⊹ ⊱ ☆ ⊰ ⊹ ─ ⊹ ⊱ ☆ ⊰ ⊹ ─ ⊹ ⊱ ☆ ⊰ ⊹ ─

─ ⊹ ⊱ ☆ ⊰ ⊹ ─ ⊹ ⊱ ☆ ⊰ ⊹ ─ ⊹ ⊱ ☆ ⊰ ⊹ ─

The name's Lockhart, I'm sure you're pleased to meet me!

Ravenclaw

Very single, but I'm open to any lovely admirers of mine ;)

─ ⊹ ⊱ ☆ ⊰ ⊹ ─ ⊹ ⊱ ☆ ⊰ ⊹ ─ ⊹ ⊱ ☆ ⊰ ⊹ ─

I like lots of things! Including, but not limited to...

✧˚° Myself! Confidence is key

✧˚° Hair-care - gotta make sure I always look shining!

✧˚° Painting - I've won SEVERAL awards in self-portraiture ;)

✧˚° Writing - in fact, I might be publishing something soon...👀

There isn't much I dislike, but if I HAD to name a few things...

✧˚° People who refuse to listen to me - rather infuriating when I have so many glamorous things to say!

✧˚° Strangers - I was kidnapped once. I don't want to talk about it. If someone were to ask, though, I suppose I would HAVE to answer...

✧˚° Myself

─ ⊹ ⊱ ☆ ⊰ ⊹ ─ ⊹ ⊱ ☆ ⊰ ⊹ ─ ⊹ ⊱ ☆ ⊰ ⊹ ─

My associates...

✧˚° @s3v3rvs-sn4p3 (Wishes he was me...)

✧˚° @bellatrix-blxck (Scary!)

✧˚° @babygirl-jr (Very quirky!)

✧˚° @not-lucius-malfoy (Lovely hair! Mine is better though 🤪)

✧˚° @narciss-a-blackswan (Great name! I'm sure you hope to be of my acquaintance someday)

✧˚° @r3gulus-a-black (Your name sounds like "regular", which I am most certainly not! Haha!)

✧˚° @notpettypete (Strange...)

✧˚° @secretly-belle (Smart, I hope that one day you can be almost as smart as me ☺️)

✧˚° @james-potter-yall (Amazing at Quidditch, but not as amazing as me! Haha!)

✧˚° @if-lost-return-to-remus (Such a SERIOUS name! Haha!)

✧˚° @evan-the-rose-ier (If you got married to Lily, your name would be Evan Evans! Haha!)

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Hoping to make LOTS of friends. Not that I don't have plenty already...

[notpettypete]

james “hey james i’m going to go grab a tissue from across the room” and he gets up to go with me to walk 5 steps potter wouldn’t even dare

i saw james and lily kissing in the library last night, and i heard him tell her he was going to break up with you and get her pregnant.

oh wow, this is genuinely hilarious

if you're gonna lie be more creative. I was with James and Peter last night, and they were..certainly occupied <3

look at this anon guys

@james-potter-yall @notpettypete @secretly-belle @evan-the-rose-ier @babygirl-jr

[notpettypete]

this man is 1/2 of me. james is the other half. don’t be silly.

James and Peter want nothing to do with you. they both hate you.

oh no way, really?

you mean, these people??

honestly be more creative, my boyfriends love me a ton and it's just getting annoying

@notpettypete @james-potter-yall

[notpettypete]

james ‘wait guys i miss you can i come over’ 5 mins after we finished cuddling potter would never do that

i saw james and lily kissing in the library last night, and i heard him tell her he was going to break up with you and get her pregnant.

oh wow, this is genuinely hilarious

if you're gonna lie be more creative. I was with James and Peter last night, and they were..certainly occupied <3

look at this anon guys

@james-potter-yall @notpettypete @secretly-belle @evan-the-rose-ier @babygirl-jr

[notpettypete]

bs they can’t take all of us

i will kill you and youre little f@ggot bf too get ready

who the hell is this?? don't fucking threaten me or my boyfriends.

Belive me, I am not the person you want to mess with

@bellatrix-blxck @narciss-a-blackswan @if-lost-return-to-remus @james-potter-yall @notpettypete @babygirl-jr @evan-the-rose-ier guys someone is threatening to kill me, James and Peter once again

[notpettypete]

lies. james ‘can one of you come with me i don’t wanna go alone’ potter WOULD NEVER

i saw james and lily kissing in the library last night, and i heard him tell her he was going to break up with you and get her pregnant.

oh wow, this is genuinely hilarious

if you're gonna lie be more creative. I was with James and Peter last night, and they were..certainly occupied <3

look at this anon guys

@james-potter-yall @notpettypete @secretly-belle @evan-the-rose-ier @babygirl-jr

[notpettypete]

HELP LMAOOAOAOA

i saw james and lily kissing in the library last night, and i heard him tell her he was going to break up with you and get her pregnant.

oh wow, this is genuinely hilarious

if you're gonna lie be more creative. I was with James and Peter last night, and they were..certainly occupied <3

look at this anon guys

@james-potter-yall @notpettypete @secretly-belle @evan-the-rose-ier @babygirl-jr

[notpettypete]

i’m omw

that anon is correct

James and Peter have been talking about breaking up with you so they can be together without you

they think you don't show enough love

sorry you had to find out this way

Please stop spreading these lies

it's not true

they love me and don't want to break up

please just leave me alone before I have a panic attack

@james-potter-yall @notpettypete

[notpettypete]

please hurry. do you want me to meet you as you’re wlaking so you have someone to walk with js in case

that anon is correct

James and Peter have been talking about breaking up with you so they can be together without you

they think you don't show enough love

sorry you had to find out this way

Please stop spreading these lies

it's not true

they love me and don't want to break up

please just leave me alone before I have a panic attack

@james-potter-yall @notpettypete

[notpettypete]

you don’t have any children. there’s nobody to escape you anymore. you will not reach either of them.

Are you one of those filthy mudbloods keeping my daughter from coming home? She has things she must do. I don't need her ruining our family's image any worse than what that brat Sirius did.

you don’t have any children anymore. do not contact me again.

[notpettypete]

you will not find him. do not even try.

Are you one of those filthy mudbloods keeping my daughter from coming home? She has things she must do. I don't need her ruining our family's image any worse than what that brat Sirius did.

you don’t have any children anymore. do not contact me again.

[notpettypete]

okay my love me and james will be there with snacks. is it okay if remus and sirius are there too? we need to lock the door

that anon is correct

James and Peter have been talking about breaking up with you so they can be together without you

they think you don't show enough love

sorry you had to find out this way

Please stop spreading these lies

it's not true

they love me and don't want to break up

please just leave me alone before I have a panic attack

@james-potter-yall @notpettypete

[notpettypete]

it’s not true my love, we would never want to break up with you. you’re amazing. please come find me

that anon is correct

James and Peter have been talking about breaking up with you so they can be together without you

they think you don't show enough love

sorry you had to find out this way

Please stop spreading these lies

it's not true

they love me and don't want to break up

please just leave me alone before I have a panic attack

@james-potter-yall @notpettypete

[notpettypete]

I don’t know who Calypso is. You do not have any children anymore. Do not contact me.

Are you one of those filthy mudbloods keeping my daughter from coming home? She has things she must do. I don't need her ruining our family's image any worse than what that brat Sirius did.

you don’t have any children anymore. do not contact me again.