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An average day at Joja (Rushed animatic version)

Audio idea by fellow congregation member: @k4mz1k

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fun fact! shane is canonically atheist.

this fact remains the same when he meets the actual yoba.

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man, i'll kill you!

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SINCE WHEN CAN BOTS CREATE POLLS??? EXCUSE ME?? ALSO WHAT ARE THESE OPTIONS?

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haha nooo sebastian you can't kill them they're so sexy haha

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How many mistakes have we made just wanting to be loved?

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decided to make my own version sorry it's ugly

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for star trek au. want to make more . we wll see. . info dump under cut. its a bit disjointed

this whole au endevour has had me reading all the wikis for andorians. like “transgender” on andoria would be a blanket term because of the four named “canon” sexes (and the unnamed sexes that would fall “between” these!. and who knows how many genders.) i'm not gonna get into it here . there's a lot to say .

andorians are militant and family oriented. child rearing is very important. they suffer near constant population issues; one cause is that they need four people to have one kid. andorians are traditionally polyamorous and pansexual but they wouldnt use these terms . barney cant cut it in an andorian polycule so barney dating one guy (WHO IS VULCAN!!!) and neither of them wanting kids = traditional andorians instantly dislike him. guy with the biggest target on his back. joined star fleet so people back home would stop eviscerating him. like now when barney loses an antenna he is treated nicely instead of being roasted until it grows back! so cool . andorians in star fleet would be more accepting of untraditional andorian relationships . i.e jennifer lower decks . but gordons a vulcan so thats gonna cause some issues also...

...dont get me started on gordon's relationship with Vulcans and how they would treat him... like NO ONE talks about sybok outside of final frontier (i think he was mentioned in snw ?) not even in DISCO where the s'chn t'gai family is a FUCKING FOCAL POINT. they pretend he doens't exist because vulcans put things into boxes and rationalize them away . and when they cant? dont acknowledge it. call it irrational and move on... and then in comes gordon (number one hater of the vulcan science academy btw) and he cant regulate his emotions like the majority of vulcans can. he makes many vulcans uncomfortable by just EXISTING. its like the prejudice spock has to deal with but times 100x because he CANT keep his cool. it's used to discredit him and to question his vulcan heritage . and its called a “defect” primarily by vulcan doctors. his brain is just more similar to a humans than a vulcans. its a congenital disorder by vulcan standards.

they were both dealt shit cards and born into a culture that doesn't work for them (or gordon finds out later about said culture and see it has no room for him), so waht do? escape to the stars. misfits congregate in star fleet. and barney runs hot like the vulcan deserts and gordon runs cold like the ice moon of andoria and in eachothers arms they are at home and accepted for being the outcasted assholes that they are . . . . . ... and gordon is a chocoholic. love wins.

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SHANE NOOOOOOO

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Kirby with science team hats is SO CUTE!!!! what does he get from Darnold (if you've thought about that yet)

Thank you :D I almost forgot that the ability “Doctor” existed so this is sorta inspired by that

instead of the move “Science Lab” from the Doctor Ability that allows Kirby to make a chemical concoction that produces an elemental potion of sorts, Mixology has “Wild Flavor” will allow Kirby to make and drink a potion that will give him a random of boost in stats + a rare chance to restore health/ will poison him

He can also give this brew to other team members.

And he’s got a soda jetpack that lets him fly faster and higher- though this does have a meter. :D

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YOU WANT THE TRUTH?

THERE IS NO HLVRAI2

I LIED

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while watching breaking bad

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Okay real genuine question-

I KNOW the popular hc with Gordon hlvrai is that he has long hair, and the running joke for hl2vrai is he'll have short hair and his luscious locks will be GONE

Buuuuut is that like- a joke because hlvrai Gordon is confirmed to have long hair or is that a joke because hl1 Gordon got his ponytail chopped in hl2 and we're just applying that to hl2vrai?

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AS YOU SHOULD- Fang Forzen GIVES ME LIFE

if you asked me why i draw forzen with like one anime fang i still could not tell you. i just started doing that one day and ive kept doing it for 3 years

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i cannot believe WAYNERADIOTV personally came to my HOUSE and DIVORCED my EX WIFE