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When I go to France after taking Duolingo lessons
Me: bonjour
French person: comment ca va?
Me: le chien respecte le lapin
French person: quoi...
Me: je suis petite
French person: je––
Me: les enfants mangent des pommes vertes
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*let’s out the highest screeches from the deepest parts of hell.* …..why would any one send me this!?
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Truly uplifting to know there are capybaras in a little hot spring in Japan listening to Patsy Cline.
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yall ever serve urself an appropriate amount of spaghetti and are full after eating the set amount of spaghetti and consciously know that u have eaten all the spaghetti u needed but also. u know that there is More spaghetti in the kitchen. so u go and get urself more spaghetti and spend the rest of the night feeling like u ate 30 bricks cursing urself for eating so much spaghetti
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this is like so funny but terrifying¿ im laughing partially out of fear
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