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Merry Christmas, my dear followers!

[notthetoughestdemon]

Merry Christmas, my dear followers!

[notthetoughestdemon]

send me   ‘ mistletoe ’   for my muse’s response to being underneath mistletoe with your muse.   specify whether it’s accidental or on purpose.

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Anti-Holiday Starter Sentences!

Because not all muses like the holidays…

I just want to stay home and watch a movie or something.

I don’t celebrate it. It’s not a part of my faith.

Put that Christmas tree away, it’s not even December yet.

Full offense, but that tree is the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen.

This is all big commercial bullshit.

The only thing more stupid than Christmas is New Year.

The only thing different than any other day of the year is that on New Year’s Eve, you can get drunk off expensive champagne.

Your end of the year jokes are even worse than your (…).

Matching Christmas sweaters, my ass!

Any more tinsel and that tree’s going to look like a tinsel mummy.

There’s not even any fucking snow!

I’m not watching Home Alone again.

Take off the Santa hat, you look fucking stupid.

Is that a reindeer nose on the dog/cat/…?

I am surrounded by the biggest lunatics in the universe.

Who the fuck even came up with eggnog?

Go away. I’m not kissing you under this damn salad.

I wish I could just sleep for a week.

I don’t feel so well, I think I’ll have to skip on the family dinner.

Merry Christmas, my ass!

Will you just stop with the Christmas carols?!

I hope Santa gets stuck in the chimney.

You go party. I’ll just get drunk on my own with a hand down my pants.

I don’t even have a family to celebrate with, so what’s the point?

Most wonderful time of the year, my ass!

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Send me a 🌨 for our muses to be stuck in a blizzard together.

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Christmas Sentence Starters

Feel free to edit how you see fit! Happy Holidays!

“I baked Christmas cookies!”

“This calls for a snowball fight!”

“You know you don’t need mistletoe to get a kiss from me, right? Come here _.”

“Is that mistletoe?”

“I think the kids are afraid of Santa Claus..”

“Come take a picture with Santa!”

“So what do you want for Christmas!”

“I’m freezing, come cuddle with me!”

“Holding a mistletoe over our heads does not count.”

“How long have you been in that gift box?”

“This is the ugliest sweater I have ever seen. It’s perfect.”

“I don’t like Christmas that much actually.”

“It’s snowing!”

“Stop eating all the cookies, we gotta leave some for Santa!”

“Oh, aren’t the Christmas lights beautiful?”

“These carolers suck.”

“Why do you always bite the heads off the gingerbread man cookies first?”

“Look, couples Christmas sweaters!”

“Joke is on you, I’m already on the naughty list!”

“That mall Santa does not get paid enough.”

“Aw, look at you pretending to be Santa for the kids.”

“Wait up, Santa. Let me fix your hat~”

“There’s so many presents!”

“I.. I love it!”

“Getting married on Christmas- it sounds like a dream!”

“Oh the stores are crazy!”

“I made you some hot chocolate.”

“I’ll be home in time for Christmas, I promise.”

“Christmas brings up bad memories for me.”

“I’m so happy to spend Christmas with you this year.”

“It’s been years since I last celebrated Christmas.”

“I love the way you sing Christmas carols.”

“I hope you like your present.”

“Wanna help me decorate?”

“It’s Christmas! It’s Christmas!”

“You don’t have anyone to spend Christmas with? Well this year you can spend it with us.”

“Looks like you got a little drunk off the eggnog, hm?”

“I’m not drunk!”

“These Christmas parties are always so awkward..”

“Oh you didn’t have to get me anything..”

“Don’t be such a scrooge!”

“Merry Christmas _. Will you marry me?”

“The baby is coming… on Christmas. Holy shit.”

“I have something wonderful to tell you, _. I’m pregnant!”

“Last time you tried to make Christmas cookies you almost set the house on fire.”

“Oh I could stay by the fireplace forever.”

“Our flight home got cancelled. We won’t make it home for Christmas.”

“You look freezing, take my coat.”

“Now why are you out here alone in the cold?”

“You’re gonna get sick if you stay out in the cold like that.”

“Let’s go sledding!”

“Oh the food looks delicious, _.”

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send in "🎁" to see what gift my muse got yours for the festive period! if you're receiving this, let your imagination go absolutely wild! the sky's the limit! nothing's too crazy or too big or too small!

if you can't see the symbol, alternatively send in "you didn't need to get me anything!" !! ( even if your muse doesn't agree 😉 )

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from sia’s  ‘ everyday is christmas ’  album.

feel free to change pronouns / wording !

“ nights are getting shorter now. ”

“ you’re the angel on the top of my tree. ”

“ sing your heart out. ”

“ hoping all your wildest dreams come true. ”

“ it’s the cutest thing i swear you’ll ever see. ”

“ get dressed. ”

“ christmas is waiting for you. ”    

“ we’ll eat all the candy canes. ”  

“ we can dance. ”  

“ there’s no can’ts. ”  

“ ‘cause here, everything is possible. ”  

“ don’t cry. ”  

“ not in front of me. ”  

“ don’t leave me this way. ”  

“ i want you to know that i’m never leaving. ”  

“ we’ll be freezing. ”  

“ you are my home. ”  

“ please don’t cry no tears now, it’s christmas. ”  

“ i’ll catch you tonight. ”  

“ you know you’re the only one. ”  

“ there’s no one like you. ”  

“ you won’t be needing me. ”  

“ i’m trying to keep you safe. ”  

“ you know i have got your back. ”  

“ don’t forget us. ”  

“ if i were a betting man, i’d bet a million on you. ”  

“ you blessed us. ”  

“ ho ho ho, bring a bottle of booze. ”  

“ we got nothing to lose. ”  

“ bring a friend if you please. ”  

“ all the misfits and us. ”  

“ it don’t get better than this. ”  

“ we got nothing but this. ”  

“ this is christmas, baby. ”  

“ bring them all to their knees. ”  

“ oh how much for the puppy in the window ? ”  

“ i believe he sees a friend in me. ”  

“ i think he’s waiting to come home with me. ”  

“ found my best friend now. ”  

“ puppies are forever, not just for christmas. ”  

“ ‘cause they’re so cute and fluffy with shiny coats. ”  

“ but will you love them when they’re old and slow ? ”  

“ i will never let you go. ”  

“ ‘cause now you are my family. ”  

“ i’ve been waiting for you so long. ”  

“ i’ll never let you down. ”  

“ my sweet. ”  

“ i know that you feel weak. ”  

“ i know that it’s been tough. ”  

“ i know you’ve had it rough. ”  

“ tell me your secrets. ”  

“ i’m santa’s helper and i’ve got your back. ”  

“ all my love is gift wrapped. ”  

“ don’t be scared. ”  

“ i’m on your side. ”  

“ give your fears to me, i’ll take them home baby and return them as sunshine. ”  

“ i’ll bring you sunshine. ”  

“ you gotta stop running. ”  

“ your heart is safe with me. ”  

“ i’ve got a crush. ”  

“ come on over. ”  

“ i wanna know ya. ”  

“ run to me through the white night, ‘cause i adore ya. ”  

“ it’s christmas time. ”  

“ you and me here, underneath the mistletoe. ”  

“ kiss me ‘til dawn. ”  

“ hold me close, now. ”  

“ you keep me warm. ”  

“ you and me and holiday wine. ”  

“ lovin’ you is a gift tonight. ”  

“ everyday is christmas when you’re here with me. ”  

“ i’m safe in your arms. ”  

“ you’re my angel, baby. ”  

“ you’re the gift that keeps giving. ”  

“ you’re the joy in my holiday song. ”  

“ when you smile, i can’t breathe. ”  

“ can’t believe that you’re mine. ”  

“ you’re all i need tonight. ”  

“ happiness is ours until we die. ”  

“ find a song. ”  

“ hold them near. ”  

“ for you know that this is really love. ”  

“ love is the hardest. ”  

“ love is a battle. ”  

“ love brings out the best. ”  

“ love is the greatest gift. ”  

“ let’s kiss under the mistletoe. ”  

“ i wanna rise to the fight. ”  

“ i’m gonna love you in spite of it all. ”  

“ love is a war zone. ”  

“ i watched the snow fall from the sky. ”  

“ i felt a tear slip from my eye. ”  

“ i wished for just another night. ”  

“ i can hardly breathe without you right next to me. ”  

“ who’ll carry my christmas tree ? ”  

“ wish i hadn’t let you leave. ”  

“ it’s so chilly without you near me. ”  

“ my everyday santa claus. ”  

“ if this is what the season is bringing, then i gotta shoot through. ”  

“ if christmas is so green and so red, then why am i so blue ? ”  

“ saw your footsteps in the snow. ”  

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Winter Holiday Symbols

Send one of the following for a scene with my muse: 

💍 – for your muse to propose to mine during the holidays 🧦 – to lay around in warm pajamas with my muse 🧤 – to let my muse borrow your muse’s coat to beat the cold 🧣 – to wrap a scarf around my muse’s neck to beat the cold 🌂 – to rescue my muse from the sleet ❄ – to play in the snow with my muse ☕ – to share hot chocolate with my muse 🍦 – to visit family with my muse for the holidays 🍲 – to take care of my sick muse during the holidays 🍾 – to share a bottle of holiday wine with my muse ❤ – to ask my muse on a holiday date  💔 – to break-up with my muses during the holidays 🎄 – to decorate a holiday tree with my muse 🌹 – to give my muse a bouquet of winter flowers 👄 – to share a kiss under the mistletoe with my muse 🎉 – to share a New Year’s kiss with my muse 🎀 – to go on a holiday vacation with my muse 🎁 – to give my muse a holiday gift 💎 – to plan a holiday wedding with my muse 📷 – to take holiday photos with my muse ⛄ – to build a snowman with my muse ✨ – to watch the Northern Lights with my muse 🎼 – to dance to holiday music with my muse 🎤 – to attend holiday karaoke/serenade my muse

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CHRISTMAS SONGS SENTENCE STARTERS!

“ I don’t want a lot for christmas “

“ I don’t care about the presents “

“ I just want you for my own “

“ All I want for Christmas is you “

“ I’ll be home for Christmas “

“ Walking in a winter wonderland “

“ Sleigh bells ring, are you listening? “

“ In the meadow we can build a snowman “

“ I wish it could be Christmas everyday “

“ Santa’s coming to town “

“ You’re the angel on the top of my tree “

“ Santa’s coming for us “

“ Send your letters off to Santa, baby “

“ Tell him all your secret wishes, too “

“ Later we’ll have some pumpkin pie “

“ let’s be jolly “

“ Have a happy holiday “

“ Jackfrost nippin’ at your nose “

“ Everybody knows a turkey and some mistletoe will help to make the season bright “

“ Will find it hard to sleep tonight “

“ They know that Santa’s on his way “

“ Merry Christmas to you “

“ Have yourself a merry little Christmas “

“ From now on your troubles will be out of sight “

“ Through the years we all will be together “

“ It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas “

“ Mom and Dad can hardly wait for school to start again “

“ You better watch out “

“ You better not cry “

“ You better not pout “

“ He sees you when you’re sleeping “

“ He knows when you’re awake “

“ Last Christmas, I gave you my heart “

“ I’ll give it to someone special “

“ Do you recognize me? “

“ It doesn’t surprise me “

“ I wrapped it up and sent it with a note saying, “I love you, “ “

“ But if you kissed me now, I know you’d fool me again “

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Send “Those cookies were for Santa!” For my muse to have eaten the cookies left for Santa.

Alternatively: “I can explain-” for your muse to have eaten the cookies.

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CHRISTMAS STARTERS

“Where has all the eggnog gone?”

“Do you want to decorate a ginger bread house with me?”

“The older I get, the more I understand the Grinch.”

“I bought matching Christmas pajamas for us!”

“I have wrapped like 200 presents and I am still not done.”

“I think the cat just ate some tinsel off the tree.”

“This is our first Christmas together and I want it to be special.”

“We can add a special ornament to the collection each year. This year’s is for our future baby.”

“Can you help me put the star on top of the tree?”

“What do you want for Christmas?”

“Is this an ugly Christmas sweater kind of party, or do I have to wear pants?”

“Everyone is drunk on rum and unwrapping the wrong presents.”

“If I have to bake one more cookie, I am going to scream.”

“You have sprinkles in your hair.”

“Did you know that candy canes don’t actually taste as magical as they look?”

“Let’s go for a walk and look at Christmas lights!”

“What did you get [ insert name ] for Christmas? I have no idea!”

“Is your family coming over for Christmas?”

“Can you help me set the table? The guests will be here soon.”

“It’s snowing on Christmas!”

“Can we make hot cocoa and watch a Christmas movie together?”

“Please hang up the stockings for the kids, so I can fill them.”

“Go ask mommy/daddy for a glass of milk for Santa.”

“You’re my best Christmas present this year.”

“I think the roast is burning in the oven and grandma is already drunk.”

“How about Christmas in a cabin in the mountains this year?”

“We should do a Secret Santa with the others!”

“TURN OFF THE RADIO, LAST CHRISTMAS IS PLAYING!”

“I’m Scrooge and I expect to be visited by a couple of ghosts tonight.”

“I’m glad we get to spend Christmas together this year.”

“No one should be alone on Christmas!”

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Since it's Christmas Eve, in the next couple of minutes I'm gonna reblog some themed memes, which you're more than welcome to send me)

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A Little Announcement

I’ve just realized that I can’t go on being here, writing here etc. without having a name/nickname to be referred to as.

So, from now, you can call me Di.

And... that’s it. That’s the whole post)

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OPEN STARTER

" Okay, but did you know that pandas are actually more like raccoons than bears? "

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below are select lyrics from Frank Wildhorn & Nan Knighton’s THE SCARLET PIMPERNEL, a musical adaption of the book of the same name. feel free to change pronouns as needed.

I give you the judgement of God!

The world may be ugly but each man must do what he must!

In a year you will be pretty dust!

I trust you will be there to find me.

I place my faith in you.

In the darkness, please defend me.

Open your eyes to this one bright moment embracing us.

You have one life, let it be gay.

Shouldn’t one do as one’s told to?

Darlings, life is such romance.

No one need give you permission!

Life is too short to be guarded!

No, stay … I don’t care what you’ve said or done.

Come back and be the woman who I knew.

Help me to believe in you!

How could you let me love like this?

I’m broken, but I’m still alive!

Let us ride home again with a story to tell!

You can tremble, you can fear it, but keep your fighting spirit alive.

I wasn’t born to walk on water.

a man grows older but his soul remains alive.

Let my heart grow colder and as bitter as a falcon in the dive.

There was a dream - I don’t remember…

Here in hell, the blood runs deeper.

When I look at you what I always see is the face of someone else who once belonged to me.

Even though that melody plays on, he’s gone.

Why do you smile his smile?

If you could look at me once more, with all the love you felt before –

When I look at you, he is touching me.

I would reach for him, but who can hold a memory?

You changed and now I don’t know who you are.

Could it be that I never really knew you from the start?

Even a memory is paradise for all the fools like me…

Indeed, and I’m the queen of Spain!

I’m sure I’d fall in love if he would cross my path!

And I hear he carries several … Whips …

Where’s the girl with the blaze in her eyes?

Now and then I still dream she’s beside me.

Where’s the girl who could turn on the edge of a knife?

She and I took this world like a storm!

Bring your renegade heart home to me.

Don’t forget I know who you are.

We had dreams that were worth dying for.

A man’s duty is to wield the sword!

A man’s duty is to uphold the banner of beauty!

Each species needs a sex that’s fated to be highly decorated.

Life is cold, and the game is old.

Betray him first, and the game’s reversed!

Can I trust you? Should you trust me, too?

Through the mist, your lover is beckoning.

Year by year, we’re falling like stars.

Can I run to you? Are you true to me?

I’ll do unto you as you do to me!

Every Judas once loved a Jesus.

Only fools follow golden rules.

We all are caught in the middle of one long treacherous riddle.

Is he in heaven or is he in hell?

The ladies seek him everywhere!

I hear the words you want to say.

Come meet my eyes one moment more.

Don’t turn away – it’s only love.

We can’t go back to where we were.

Don’t be afraid to feel tonight.

Open your heart and show me.

In a spill of moonlight she was there.

When she whispered through the dark, I tried hard to hold my ground.

I believed I had a choice ‘til the music in your voice turned my whole world around.

She slipped beneath my skin, just as if she’d always been right there!

Listen to me, I have beautiful dreams I can spin you.

I’ll sing you stories of lovers whose love used to fill me.

In my dreams such beautiful lovers have found me.

Is it only in dreams that we find our ideal love?

If you can’t be sweet as you seem I’d rather dream!

Come and wake me! Come be the love I can hold now!

Show me the way to stop dreaming!

Love me now!

We are all of us bruised and alone.

Now we both will have nothing to hold!

There is a child inside my heart tonight.

You are the one who reaches through the dark.

You are my peace. You are my prayer.

You are my home.

In this world of strangers, I belong to someone.

Others may leave, but you will still be there.

When I am lost, you are my light.

You are the love that never dies.

I will not walk away from you!

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Send 🐁 for a starter where your muse finds mine trying to catch a mouse