Chris|| Of the gender that groans when we get up|| Ideology:2Balkan4you❄️|| Httyd enjoyer|| I'm way less funny than I think I am.
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So they have Gustav show up at every annoying life milestone,Dagur at every good one,including James Bonding the wedding and having them actually ask the priest to hurry up. Also would Snotlout catch the flowers the bride throws and then do a horizontal tango with Eret then and there? Or Valka. Or both.
I just saw that the next chapter is supposed to be the last?!?! I don't want it to be, my heart can't handle it 😭 add another +20 chapters for our sanity!
Don’t worry I lack self control and the little voice in my head is starting to chant “Sequel Sequel Sequel” while soothingly murmuring “don’t worry, it’ll be 60k words max” which is coincidentally the same thing it soothingly murmured when I started this quarter million word adventure 🥰
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The cover for Senza Diente should just be an empty picture frame.
Did I cook chat?
What are your rules about readers binding your fics into books for their personal shelf?
Umm, send me pictures?? Let me know you're doing it so that I can fix any glaring typos that I've been kicking myself about? Pictures???
Really though, I'd be so stupendously flattered.
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I want to fixate on @grayyylake99 point about maturity, and it's true thats the point of the Httyd franchise, what some people fail to understand is that Hiccups journey is one of finding masculinity, one of finding himself, the classic hero's journey, he even returns to wre he started with the dragons leaving Berk, only a better man for it
And that what the LA brilliantly understood about its audience. That the people that will worship the LA, don't want to mature, don't want to look growth in the eye and they will reject it, they just want NOSTALGIA.
What was the point of astrid wanting to be chief in the live action? she never expresses that sort of desire in the original animation.
although it gives her more personhood than just the love interest to hiccup it also could set her up to be a female character giving up her dreams so that her lover could pursue the goal she always wanted. giving major “she gives up her powers and decides to start a family” at the end. tired of this trope.
they’re gonna have to pull something really unexpected to make this work in the sequel (which there will be, #profit), hiccup spent a long time in defenders of berk and rtte growing into himself and learning how to feel like he’s enough for his fathers standards. making astrid chief would steer the movies off course and it would no longer be a live action remake but a completely different set of movies. idk. i’m open to discussion if anybody wants
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Yep, yep yep completely agree
You're interested to see what will happen, I'm seething and lamenting already
The didn't want to add anything to Astrid by adding this line, they just wanted to sanitize the story for a modern audience they think is incapable of comprehending a woman that is defined by duty and honor instead of ambition and thrones. It's shallowness at its finest
It give a toxic undertone to Hiccstrid, makes the viewer ask, what if she just wants to be Chieftess
@tillythemenace has vliced my opinions on the LA better than I have honestly, highly recommended to check her out
What was the point of astrid wanting to be chief in the live action? she never expresses that sort of desire in the original animation.
although it gives her more personhood than just the love interest to hiccup it also could set her up to be a female character giving up her dreams so that her lover could pursue the goal she always wanted. giving major “she gives up her powers and decides to start a family” at the end. tired of this trope.
they’re gonna have to pull something really unexpected to make this work in the sequel (which there will be, #profit), hiccup spent a long time in defenders of berk and rtte growing into himself and learning how to feel like he’s enough for his fathers standards. making astrid chief would steer the movies off course and it would no longer be a live action remake but a completely different set of movies. idk. i’m open to discussion if anybody wants
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Tuffnut: And I never chote on my exams as well, so how are you daring good myster.
Tuffnut strikes me as the type of guy that thinks the past tense for quit is quot
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Hiccup's just crying in the background
To me, tuffstrid makes perfect sense, because you see, they are arranged married for Reasons and Snotlout is back from The War I sent him to so that Astrid didn’t marry him for her Reasons and he is like:
Snotlout: you’ve been married to Astrid for a couple of months, I’m going to lose so much money because I bet on you being dead.
Tuffnut: dead is better off, being married is a new level of depravity every moment. Just. New disgusting fetishes of depths your shallow mind cannot conceive being birthed into existence every day.
Snotlout: um. Like what?
Tuffnut: your tender ears would not survive the reveal—
Snotlout: just tell me, I have to go back to The War and don’t mind being surrounded by dirty sweaty men but I do like ✨variety✨
Tuffnut: you asked for it. But recently. As of late. As of the most recent late, I have developed a taste for…looking at tall blonde women with pretty faces and strong arms 💪
Snotlout: that’s not. Do you know what a fetish is?
Tuffnut: it���s disgusting 🤮 it’s like using my eyes, sexually, and you see, Astrid lives in my house, and have you seen her?
Snotlout (thinking so hard he has a headache, so close to putting two things together that he’s breaking out in a cold sweat): uh yeah, I’ve seen Astrid
Tuffnut: so you see my dilemma!
Astrid: hey snot, how is The War?
Snotlout: bloody. Full of wounding people and whatever, I’m so good at it and full of glory, sucks you couldn’t marry me instead, but the glory.
Tuffnut: have you not listened to a word I’ve said? *is smacked by Astrid* it’s my Loki-given duty to warn a single man about the depths of chaotic inescapable sexual entanglement that marriage leads to.
Astrid (red, has choked him sexually, does not think of it as depraved at all because it just happened, whatever): it’s not your duty. Especially in public. Also, what depravity?
Snotlout: 🧿👄🧿
Tuffnut: I’m sure you noticed my horrific new, life ruining fetish
Astrid: in public? You do this in public. *has learned that he is not deterred by being told he should be embarrassed* I have not noticed
Tuffnut: I’m now obsessed with staring at tall blonde women with pretty faces and strong arms! It’s debilitating!
Astrid: 😳 um, that’s not disgusting
Snotlout: 🧿👄🧿
Tuffnut: speak for yourself wifey, I haven’t gotten done any of the nothing I have to do all week
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Tuffnut strikes me as the type of guy that thinks the past tense for quit is quot
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BRO WHAT-

Got overwhelmed with motherly love looking at this and some milk came out of my thangs
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I think one if the reasons that Hiccup and Astrid are so prominent in fanfics and most importantly modern aus...is because there's such a great variety in the way they can be interpreted,thanks to the fact that in canon they change constantly as people. What essentially happens is that it is probable the both Hiccup and Astrid can be interpreted as one the modern archetypes of people of our world. Think of Hiccup,one could easily interpret him as a badboy type (man does look good on a leather jacket) and not be irrational, provided of course the author does things within reason, because Hiccup by al accounts is an adrenaline junkie, rides a speeding black dragon for fun, is suave and confident and has enough sass to make everyone his enemy and also a joyful and mischievous side and a bit self centered but not in a bad way. BUT at the same time he also has a strong moral code, he is kind and compassionate, a geek with a love for books and mechanics and most certainly is considerate and smart, so one could just as easily interpret him as a nerdy type. And that's what makes him interesting. I was discussing this with @tysonrunningfox but what we essentially concluded is that if someone tries to put Hiccup or Astrid into one these archetypes they will eventually stumble into a characteristic of Hiccup and Astrid that goes against those archetypes. So the author WILL HAVE to write in a reason as to why the characters chose to hide that characteristic. At the end of the day it depends on where one will focus on
And of part one, will make a follow up post about Astrid
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I'm actually glad to sya that but the loos of it I have at least of few people that I can talk about it. Even if they are the biggest creators of fanfics out there but whatev and make me look like and amateur
I'm mainly surrounded by people who wouldn't get it and that's fine I don't care, the main problem I face is to kill enough same so that I can actually start doing it, cos I have ideas, I have authors I can learn from, it's just never perfect enough in my head and it sound dumb I know
@oh--you--pretty--things Thanks for the kind words tho. Please give context to Dralka I beg,brother I beg
Ok I have a few more questions I believe the world should see. The main one is what us your motivation to write exclusively modern aus. I assume you're interested in the way modern society would effect these characters but correct me if Im wrong
Second is, with your dialogue I think you take the less is more, double meaning behind regular words type approach mixed with wit, especially with Hiccup and this question I guess ties to my past one, how does character influence your dialogue,what do you keep in mind when writing dialogue?
And the last one is, fanfics as a whole carry a lot of negative stigma, being seen as degeneration by some, did that general viewpoint ever affect you? If yes how did you overcome that "shame" , how did you introduce it ot your social circle? Cos you have mentioned your husband making Snotlout mpreg jokes with you and Viking Milf jokes and I'm like...huh...where can I find a spouse like that?
Or do your friends hear you talk about tenintched dick and he apologized for it and just assume you are idk
I wouldn't say I exclusively write modern aus, I do think that the most time I've spent in canon (to me! It's canon to me!) is Festerverse and when I want Vikings, I tend to go and visit my boy Eret III (he's doing big things right now in my head, depression-stache, disabled terror in a baby bjorn, ripped the sleeves off of all his shirts👨🍳😘) But I have plenty of drabbles etc. in canon, and do like it there. I think modern aus just have more variety and you can only play with the same dolls so many times.
The way I write dialog is that I am Plagued by Voices and Visions. I do write towards jokes, and unfortunately, a lot of my editing is in dialing everyone else back and making them sound right because I'll have everyone joking the same way if I'm not careful. Except Snotlout, who exists fully formed in me like a twin I ate in the womb.
I think the only way through is to kill the shame. Like is it lame how much time I've spent writing an art thief au about cartoon dragon riders? Hell yeah, I'm having fun though and posting nonsense about how they're freaks has made me laugh a lot lately when real life was stressful, totally worth being lame. @oh--you--pretty--things absolutely hears me talk about Hiccup's dick and is just like oh, she's doing that again. Ok.
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Would anyone be interested in some fic ideas. O have plenty for sale step right up.
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I just don't see em being in love or being anything more jokes. Like heres Tweedledum and Zero Tolerance for shit the person. We shall observe tour descend to Tuffstrid insanity with great interest
What if. What if it is Tuffstrid summer? What if it is? What if I want to arrange marry them so bad? What if. What if it could be everything? What if?
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A personal head cannon of mine is that in HTTYD2, in the scene where hiccup tells Astrid that he has been catching up with his mom and then see her flying with the bewilderbeast coming up behind her, roughnut and toughnut overheard this and don't think "oh thor! Hiccup's mom is summoning the bewilderbeast!" But rather they think "HOLY ODIN! HICCUP'S MOM IS THAT HUGE F***ING DRAGON!?!?". Then start contemplating on how and why stoic managed to get a dragon pregnant, let alone have intercourse with it and later just chalk it up to "that's just how manly stoic is"
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That is a great mental image!!
I'll make sure to tell you if I have and idea.
I just reread flight of the Valkyries, and I just noticed in the Author's notes you have the distinction that if anyone wants something with this dynamic, to ask you. I'm just wandering what so you mena by that, since that was back in the first chapter. Also how are you I forgot to ask
Hi!
Unlike a lot of my stories, Flight of the Valkyrie doesn’t have a planned plot. For most of it, I’m just writing what comes to mind. I have a few key scenes in mind, but then rest of it is just kind of 🤷🏻♀️
So if someone day dreams about Buffstrid going on morning runs with Hiccup over her shoulders as a weight, I want to hear about it. Maybe it’ll make it in the fic!
I’m great, thanks for asking :)
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