My inability to actually accomplish anything is the only thing blocking my road to world domination. I also write fanfic on ao3 under NOTTODAYARTT. If you're here from there I recommend you follow my actual art account. This one is mostly reblogs.
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revisiting some aliens I haven't drawn in 12+ years for an upcoming short comic - and its lovely to see them again
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Hi Would You Like To Talk To Me About Dinosaurs?
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evangelicals being like "god made men to do This and be like This and women to do That and be like That that's just how it is" and it's just a picture of a white man and woman following traditional gender norms makes me so insane like you boring fascist fucks. god made 2 million species of beetles. god made whales, ducks, humans, and 1500 other species capable of same sex behavior. god made fish and amphibians that change sexes. god made more than 30 different intersex variations in human beings. god, in his infinite curiosity. wake up!!! fuck!!
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Hey man. Lets watch nosferatu together. Can you hold my hand if I get scared?
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Vorja S谩nchez (Spanish, based Barcelona, Spain) - Interventions series, Photography, Photo Drawings
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old people are allowed to be horny. so what if your elderly neighbor posted her cowboy sex fantasy on Facebook. so what if your nana only watches westerns where the main character is shirtless 40% of the time. so what if your great aunt reads bodice rippers voraciously. they鈥檙e loving life.
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Truly hate the way "did this person do something that actually harmed someone" and "do they deserve to be unpersoned for it" are considered the same question
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My fucking cat has figured out how to gently dig his claws into my eyelid and pull my eyes open while I'm sleeping. He does this. It does not hurt. He is remarkably precise and gentle. I however am asleep when it happens and do not appreciate being clockwork oranged by a needy clingy goddamn animal who thinks he needs attention.
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Also getting in my feelings a bit, may the leopards not go hungry.
Sticker available.
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