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Hello there idiots, friends, precious little snowcones, it seems that the thing rabbit guy is doing fine..I mean nothing actually happened so...Well...um..He caught me so might as-well tell you the secrets..

Next time on Undertale.

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I want answers, I just don't know what to ask o_o

Who am I? What did I do? WHAT am I? Why do I not know either?

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So you don’t want answers, eh?

Well I guess he’s mine.. Don’t miss that totally friendly rabbit monster guy!

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Hehe..

This place is boring...The most I can do is laugh at the most punbearable things! Care to help?

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Okay, here’s a secret..

I have bones..

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I am the not very

Not-Very-Nice-Cream....Haha..It’s funny...because...it......isn’t true....

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You should all stop worryin’

I’m a nice guy once you get to know me! This is why I set up that Q&A..sorta...

I’m not that fuckin’ terrible!

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who IS this Dr Gagster guy? *squints*

Me. Now would you like twig or prune flavor?

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what did you do to nice cream *glares*

...Nothin’...Much.

He’s just hoppin’ all over the place! Geddiit?

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Don’t worry, Uncle Gagster is here for you all, you silly sheeps...She...urm..

And I will be here for a while, so don’t expect HIM...No, he isn’t dead...or...

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Are you /sure/ you're alright, Nice Cream Guy? And who is that guy??

Yes, Yes, I’m totally fine, great, and he’s someone...I’m not sure..Is he here..?

Dr. Gagster: Always.

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Guys don’t worry, I’m fine!

This guy just managed to sort of take over my account... Nothing to worry about!

Dr. Gagster: Yes, Nothing.

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Gagster Q&A

Gagster: What do you wanna know about the not so nice part of this?

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Hey.

???: Don’t tell anybody but I’ve taken over the cart.

???: Nice to meet y’all.

???: I don’t wanna give away my real name so call me Dr. Gagster. Haha.

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Relatable Quote

Mr. Gets all the reblogs, 2k0000

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Trying to get loved

Person: Would you smooch a ghost?

Person #2: Heck yeah

Person: Would you smooch me?

Person #2: No.

Thanks mettaton, I should add this to a wrapper to brighten someone's day...or..um..make someone who just got rejected..feel...worse?

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We're already in hell bruh. That's what the underground is. -- from your friendly neighborhood monster

...Sure, pal. Listen, I think you should lay off the drugs and edgy shit. Do cream not drugs.