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[notyourhound]

Hey yall, me and my housemate Hibiscus are gonna be homeless unless we can make rent this month thanks to the fact my disability check got delayed. Any amount helps!

[notyourhound]

Help two disabled transfolks pay their bills!

Hey there yall, never thought I'd have to make one of these, but I do. Due to a ton of unforeseen expenses and the current economic crisis, me and my housemate weren't able to make rent twice this year and as such have to raise around 2,000$. Any bit helps! Some info about us: I'm a 23 year old disabled transwoman, originally from Massachusetts but moved out to Portland because it was cheaper (yeah yeah I hear the laughter), I've got chronic pain and stiffness which stops me from being able to perform at most jobs. My housemate (who doesnt have a tumblr) is called Hibiscus, they're a 19 year old nonbinary person who is chronically ill, they're originally from Hawaii but moved out to Oregon to live with family for a short period before we moved in together We've got an adorable black cat by the name of Goblin, who lacks even the single braincell an orange cat would have (image on the fundraiser) and desperately don't want to have to give him up. Please, every dollar counts.

[notyourhound]

Help two disabled transfolks pay their bills!

https://gofund.me/48d5c1c0

Hey there yall, never thought I'd have to make one of these, but I do. Due to a ton of unforeseen expenses and the current economic crisis, me and my housemate weren't able to make rent twice this year and as such have to raise around 2,000$. Any bit helps! Some info about us: I'm a 23 year old disabled transwoman, originally from Massachusetts but moved out to Portland because it was cheaper (yeah yeah I hear the laughter), I've got chronic pain and stiffness which stops me from being able to perform at most jobs. My housemate (who doesnt have a tumblr) is called Hibiscus, they're a 19 year old nonbinary person who is chronically ill, they're originally from Hawaii but moved out to Oregon to live with family for a short period before we moved in together We've got an adorable black cat by the name of Goblin, who lacks even the single braincell an orange cat would have (image on the fundraiser) and desperately don't want to have to give him up. Please, every dollar counts.

[notyourhound]

At this point I'm thinking it's rarer for fuckers like me from back then to actually be dead I swear-

That... is a SecComm flashclone in the Boundary Garden.

I am simply going to let the Liberator Teams in the Boundary Garden handle that.

Oh, Hercynia, how you linger... how your echoes touch my mind, how your scars cross the skybound stars.

|| KARATEKA ||

[notyourhound]

Fuck me sideways, didn't expect to see another relic around. You're a bit out of the loop, Replicant.

Ah, right, Introductions first, yeah? Kaya Havard. SecComm Military ID SC-837-24-B7A. Deployed on Hercynia and then frozen for a few hundred years. What woke you up?

𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘖𝘮𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘵 𝘍𝘰𝘳𝘶𝘮 𝘪𝘴 𝘯-𝘰𝘸 𝘶𝘯-𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘚𝘌𝘊𝘖𝘕𝘋. 𝘊𝘖𝘔𝘔𝘐𝘛𝘛𝘌𝘌. 𝘔𝘐𝘓𝘐𝘛𝘈𝘙𝘠. 𝘊𝘖𝘔𝘔𝘈𝘕𝘋.

Mass Produced REPLICANT-Line Infantry Unit, designated 𝘙𝘌𝘗𝘓𝘐𝘊𝘈𝘕𝘛 𝘖𝘕𝘌 now assumes control over this domain, formerly owned by Unit Designation FARSEER. 𝘛𝘏𝘐𝘚 𝘖𝘕𝘌 is a Second Committee-Era Special-Operations Flash Clone, created for deployment in the 𝘉𝘖𝘜𝘕𝘋𝘈𝘙𝘠 𝘎𝘈𝘙𝘋𝘌𝘕 Sector against civilian targets.

[notyourhound]

Hey man, you're uh.....You're not on OmniSearch, you're liveposting onto the omni.

+ Omninet search, how to pop a wheelie in a wheelchair?

+ Omninet search, fastest speed a hand-propelled wheelchair can endure?

+ Omninet search, can my Commander read my search history?

[notyourhound]

Ya know what, figure its time to introduce yall to another relic from my day. JESTER, Say hi. Eh? Oh fuck! Omninet access! Uh, Hey Random People Following Kaya, I'm Jester! Technically my names ACTUALLY "EXPERIMENTAL PROTOMIND SENTIENCE DERIVED FROM MONIST-1 ENTITY CLASSIFICATION: LUCIFER" but thats a damn mouthful, so, Jester! In you guys terms, I'm a LUCIFER-Class NHP, which to be honest, real rude name, cmon, even if he does seem pretty cool from this old Cradle Anime I found (though WOW old cradle food service seems awful) - Anyways! I've been with Kaya since SecComm, And she fished me out with her when she woke up!

I'm gonna regret letting you access the omni, aren't I ABSOLUTELY! I've ALREADY looked up some fucked up shit, enjoy the new recommendations! Side note what the HELL is a HORUS and why are they horny for Not-My-Dad?

[notyourhound]

There is something enjoyable about seeing another enkidu pilot retain their mind.

Either you had a toned down stim set or you're capable of resisting some of the effects. Something else maybe.

A pleasure to meet. At least that's what I think should be said.

//[User I.D EXPUNGED]\\

C O N A L J A Y M U R P H Y

Closer on the second one - Was one of SecComms lab-raised soldiers, don't know where they took me from but my earliest memory is sterile walls and experiments. Don't like going into detail but suffice to say they did some weird shit with my brain that made it so i'm a hell of a lot more lucid than most Enkidu pilots i've seen since being thawed out Course, I still got some mental fuckery. No clue if its from the Enkidu, the lab, Hercynia, or being a popsicle on emergency power for 500 years though. Take your pick i guess. But yeah, pleasure to meet ya. You also from back in the day or just someone who "lucked" into finding an Enkidu?

[notyourhound]

OOC: ONE OF US!

Should I make a character blog for my Lancer character Grease (Crux Olsen)

Well at the least post canon au crux or current, will tag dictating which, sorry haunted typewriter plausibly could be a lil spoilery

[notyourhound]

I've got real unfortunate news for you, bud.

I am NOT believing the concept that MOTH PEOPLE are REAL. How would that even WORK.

[notyourhound]

Steak better when u only use teeth

- Enkidu77

I....how would you even eat without your teeth? What? Christ the Buddha I thought my Enkidu had my brain fried.

[notyourhound]

Help two trans folks stay housed!

Hey there yall, never thought I'd have to make one of these, but I do. Due to a ton of unforeseen expenses, termination of one of our jobs, and both of becoming very sick for a week, me and my housemate weren't able to make rent twice this year and as such have been giving until the 28th to raise just under 4000$. Any bit helps! Some info about us: I'm a 23 year old disabled transwoman, originally from Massachusetts but moved out to portland because it was cheaper (yeah yeah I hear the laughter), I've got chronic pain and stiffness which stops me from being able to perform at most jobs. My housemate (who doesnt have a tumblr) is called Hibiscus, they're a 19 year old nonbinary person who is chronically ill, they're originally from Hawaii but moved out to Oregon to live with family for a short period before we moved in together We've got an adorable black cat by the name of Goblin, who lacks even the single braincell an orange cat would have. Please, every dollar counts.

[notyourhound]

oh what the fuck, what the hell, holy shit why did no one tell me steak tastes so FUCKING GOOD what the FUCK this shit is way better than MREs or Nutri-Paste, what the FUCK

[notyourhound]

Simple, really 1: Some tiny bastards are damn near impossible to hit with a ranged shot 2: Some bastards have shields or other defenses, or are hiding behind cover you can't shoot through 3: It is really, REALLY satisfying to rend metal apart and reveal a terrified pilot inside

< L3 Hachiko: A question for you mech pilots out there - why do people use melee weapons? Seriously.

It seems like it should be a last resort! Why get that close to the enemy voluntarily? I grasp that there are scenarios where you’ve got no choice, but you’d think those would be relatively uncommon circumstances.

In a fighter, one hundred kilometers is knife-fight range. Do you guys really end up at zero meters that often down there? >

[notyourhound]

thighs are superior, coward

Boobs, ass, or thighs? Even though I already know your answer, I need to prove it to my pilot. -DIDYMOS-5

Honestly couldn't tell ya. Haven't interacted with too many woman so far other than Kaya and she's like a sister. I do like a good ass, though.

[notyourhound]

You come anywhere NEAR my fatty wads of neural tissue and i'll make SecComms actions seem kind

Kaya's asleep. Ask me anything about her before she wakes up.

[notyourhound]

Tell me about it, Got asked by someone a few weeks ago about my "opinions on the DOJHR" and it was SO WEIRD to be asked that and not have it be like, a gotcha operation from Union, yknow? May have slept with a pistol that night regardless but thats neither here nor there

Just got interviewed by a reporter for the CNA...Having freedom of speech is weird man.