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finished another zine! ive wanted to make a zine based on my mug collection for YEARS, its just been stewing in the back of my mind, but here it is! finally!!

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everyone has to constantly unlearn misogyny dipshit it came free with living in the fucking patriarchy

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my girl got a lotta legs

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Once upon a time in the West, Brett Allen Johnson

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fossil record patisserie

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i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2

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I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

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oh to have a fraction of the swag the average background character in sleeping beauty does

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I don't personally find spiders cute but I understand people who do because of my deep affection for the humble lobster

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i honestly prefer to kick a man when hes down. its the easiest time to do it

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the secret to organising any kind of trip with your friends is to become the benevolent dictator. do NOT wait for everyone to provide a consensus on things before you book anything. do it and then ask for feedback after. do not ask people what they would like to do just tell them what is happening and let them all nod along like the sheep they are. this is the ONLY way to coordinate a group of adults in their 20s/30s

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honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation

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you ever feel like you were born with something rotten inside you and if people get close enough they’re gonna find out

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The electric works of Los Angeles based artist John Espinosa