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does nova canonically have 3 toes like a lizard or 5 like a human (i need to kno)

if i remember correctly saurian sprites have 3 toes, so i guess they would have 3

also why must you know this

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Why nova bald?

SHUSH! THEY ARENT BALD!

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the monkeybaton incident

space station 13 story thingy

this all happened on Goonstation 1 on the donut3 map, i feel like that might be worth mentioning

-start the round as a security assistant

-a security officer has to leave the game, and gives me their requisition token

-im happy because now i get to use the cool sec equipment despite only being a security assistant

-get my security gear

-just after i finish getting my gear, another security officer enters the security wing with the chief engineer’s decapitated body

-take the body to the cloner in medbay

-clone the chief engineer

-after the chief engineer leaves the cloning pod, they run out of medbay, leaving behind their old body and equipment

-notify the rest of security

-they tell me to throw the CE’s equipment into the disposal unit, presumably so no traitors/staff assistants/clowns steal the ID card

-put the CE’s equipment in a locker and drag the locker to disposals

-see a monkey on the conveyor belt leading into the crusher unit

-realize the monkey will probably attempt to steal the CEs equipment as it moves along the conveyor belt

-instead of trying to move the monkey, i decide to try and club it to death with my cool new stunbaton

-remove the stunbaton from my belt and flip it around in my hand, holding it by the head (the part where the electricity comes out)

-hit the monkey with the baton

-fall over, realizing too late that i forgot to turn off the stunbaton beforehand

-monkey grabs the baton and starts beating me with it, holding it by the handle

-im incapable of moving, and being pushed along the conveyor belt towards the crusher

-a staff assistant with a security helmet and a gas mask enters the room

-the staff assistant shoots the monkey with a taser

-“damn monkey”

-i finally recover from being incapacitated

-i try to thank the staff assistant

-the staff assistant shoots me with the taser, incapacitating me again

-i fall into the crusher

-both of my legs are ripped off

-barely escape the crusher

-staff assistant starts beating me up as i crawl away

-i try shooting at them with my taser, but fall over and drop it due to my lack of legs

-i press the security alert button on my PDA

-someone asks over the sec radio if im okay

-“A” is the only thing i have time to say

-crawl under a few conveniently placed railings to try and escape the staff assistant

-one of the doors to the disposal rooms opens

-the staff assistant runs away in the opposite direction

-a security officer (i think they were russell wood) enters through the door that just opened

-security officer grabs me and starts carrying me to medbay

-i lost a lot of blood from having my legs ripped off and keep fainting

-we get to the medbay operating room

-he puts me on the operating table and attaches a blood bag to me

-i completely lose consciousness for a minute

-i think for SURE im going to die

-i wake up after being healed out of critical condition

-im taken to robotics where i have robotic legs attached to replace the lost ones

-later, go back to disposals to get my stuff back

-i find my taser on the floor

-look at the conveyor belt

-the monkey is still there

-i look closer at it to see if it still has my baton

-it’s holding one of my SEVERED LEGS

-i dont find my baton