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Why the fuck are you 30+ on tumblr

this is my house?

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just saying… they had swapped bodies, you know

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BABES ITS BEEN CONFIRMED LETS GOOOO

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trying to play @beekeeperspicnic 's Mycroft mini game and I cannot bring myself to tell Watson that Holmes is alive because I don't want to upset him he isn't REAL

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Thank god for Russian dash cams to bring us wonders like this

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Quote of the day

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distressing things to say to your friends

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the purest form of serotonin is when a cat looks at u and u go like “what?” and it meows at u

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Once I was three margaritas deep to the wind at a beach club in Cozumel on my “day off” (in quotes because I’m always lookin n lurkin), and I saw a Pygmy raccoon grabbing an enchilada or something from an unsecured garbage bin and I was so upset. SO upset. And I’m just sitting there in my beach chair next to him (I deliberately choose to sit near the garbage) like “Hello? Sir? Do you know you’re endangered? Dont eat that!” And there were some other tourists who were now looking at me funny and I was MORTIFIED. So embarrassed. Because, and I quote, “I’m an idiot. He doesn’t speak English.” And then turned back to the raccoon and desperately went “Señor Mapache! Sabe que está en peligro de extinción? No coma!” In my very southern accent a la Peggy Hill.

Anyway, here is a picture of him I drew.

Pygmy Raccoon (Procyon pygmaeus)

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It’s my favourite character’s birthday again, here are his… phases…

Went a little silly but needed to one up last year. Nevermind that it’s not the 14th on this side of the world anymore. I love him dearly.

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pov: you’re salami

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best m/f dynamic is a flamboyant bisexual show-off desperately in love with an extremely practical girl who’s difficult to impress 🤩

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Hatsune Cardinal Miku has cleansed the Dashcon 2 Ball Pit of Sin. I cannot do anything about the piss tho sorry.

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LOVE 1940’s era Superman before he gets all his major villains or character arcs and basically just skips around metropolis fighting mobs and con men because he doesn’t have lex luthor or anyone rly as a recurring nemesis and he can’t fly or anything and they don’t quite have him as a character fully figured out yet so they just write shit like this

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When the illness you have causes symptoms

This isn’t the gif i was looking for but I’m kind of enamored by it. Die white boy

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You really start to realize how much Holmes grabs Watson's hands and coat sleeves (including the first time they met) when you realize he doesn't do it to literally anyone else. You also really realize how flattering Watson's descriptions of Holmes body is when you notice how mean he is about pretty much every other man's appearance that they meet

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booty shorts that say "I'd rather be in Ankh-Morpork, which is really more of an indictment of the here and now than an endorsement of one's personal safety and happiness in Ankh-Morpork" on the ass in very small font