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Among Men, Lu Bu

Among state of the art kitchen appliances, Frigidaire

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Zombie girl and ghost girl who bond over their shared interests and similarities and fall in love, only to later learn that they came from the same person who died

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Did you know?

Jimmy Carter is going to die tomorrow of natural causes at the ripe old age of 92!

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in this dude's car and everytime his windshield wipers begin their journey back to towards the driver's seat from the passenger side of the windshield they rub against the glass and make a sound like a dog going "BARK!" and it's kinda embarassing

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I am going to send you a box of spiders in the mail

I live in fucking new mexico you'd be sending forks to the kitchen

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usually i spread the yogurt on the toast. and i eat it like that. but this time the bread was weirdly shaped, so i did it like a dip instead, and it was honestly WAY better that way. *the gentlefolk of the court begin fawning and cheering*

My most trusted advisor, The Darkly Attired Sycophant Rubbing His Fingers Together : Yes, my lord! Most BRILLIANT, my lord!

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what kind of moves should i perform today, somebody give me some inputs

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guys who buy stupid trinkets will be like "i dont understand how the father, the son, and the holy ghost are three aspects of the same thing"

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The impact this had. On me specifically I don’t know about everyone else

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I'll be funny for thee, milord. Perhaps even cringeful if it be thine desire

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i had a nightmare last night madonna lady gaga (all one person in this dream like a fusion) released a single called “PUNANI” and it the music video was just her squatting in different places across the world with the exact same framing with no underwear, with everything shown but the like. inside labia part was painstakingly and specifically censored with huge white lines. but the clitoris and holes and everything were perfectly visible and the video was playing on all TV’s constantly during the olympics. i was on a date with a guy i like and it turned on in the restaurant and the lyrics were like “infected punani sweet punani sour punani” just listing different adjectives some of which were really disgusting or medically concerning and i was like Hey man can you turn this off? and the waiter did but then like. later in the dream (we were walking around in hollywood and holding hands) the song came on again and i had to pretend to think it’s fine to not come off like. a prude.

the thing is PUNANI (2021) by madonna lady gaga was an extremely minor part of the dream. the main thing was i was trying to take the guy around town but there was a Blackwater type independent contractor army protecting almost every store and would point guns at us and they were also wh*te supr*macists and would make comments about us as we walked along. punani was just like. completely unquestioned in-universe lore. that ther song was released and everyone was ok with it

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I asked her what End of Evangelion was about

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I only post on Tumblr when I wanna post something I know almost noone is gonna see anymore its such a good little void to scream into