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gamer feel

titties in my hand

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I... I just opened tumblr... got bored of it... closed tumblr... and then opened it again immediately....

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*pokes you with my doctor stick as you lie face down on the ground*

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Some of you can't be saved by touching grass anymore

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Whoever named salamanders salamanders did a great job because that’s exactly what they are

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Prince Philip in the original sleeping beauty...when he was chained up by Maleficent I Realised some things 😶⛓️💦

I THOUGHT YOU MEANT THE FUCKING DUDE WHO JUST DIED I WAS LIKE NO IT CANT BE…LDMLDJDKDHDJ

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god i miss playing minecraft i just wanna eat berries and kill

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back in my day we didn’t call it “shitposting”, we called it “nightblogging” and blamed the australians

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people will talk about their local supermarkets like everyone knows what theyre talking about

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wait is baja blast a real thing? i thought all of you were talking about masturbating

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Sun in FUCK!!!!!! moon in PISS!!!! SHIT rising

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Minecraft+ Announcement

Here at Mojang, we value our customers’ opinions over everything else. Hearing your overwhelming support for Minecraft Realms, we’ve decided to introduce another subscription service to the game! Subcribers to Minecraft+ will be able to penis penis penis cock balls penis

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i learned that Scientists discovered sharks that are living in an active underwater volcano. Divers cannot investigate because they would get burns from the acidity and heat. (x)

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why does cutting an apple into slices taste much better than just biting into it i dont get it its the same thing? its apple?