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something something grian winning by unending devotion to his partner, martyn winning by the insatiable desire to betray his partner, monopoly mountain vs dogwarts, grian and martyn literally never being on the same team, grian being a watcher and martyn despising the watchers, emperor grian and the property police being enemies, something, grian and martyn always and forever being against each other, polar opposites yet in some ways the same, something...

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The nostalgia is killing me i need to go back to june 2022 and re-experience double life for the first time

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Over a year ago when i was watching etho and bdubs last life pov i gave myself the task of keeping track of everyones number of lives by writing down every single death and life gift and their reasons for occurring because I'm insane and since then my phone has broken (last summer) and I've just recently realized that everything i wrote is gone and I'm so upset. I don't even know what I'd need that long ass chart for but i want it so bad and it's just gone wtf

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Witch and Warlock

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"It’s time to get up, little prince."

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About treebark ooh trust me we are still active, but sadly we suffer from a lack of interactions nowadays so we don't get lot of fuel :( which is very funny, bc both ren and martyn have talked about missing playing together and having a lore buddy, and from time to time either of them say the most unhinged stuff about each other. And when they do interact, like when Martyn got invited into hermitcraft to play decked out, they are WEIRD. Like "roleplaying as demons inside a burning box for 40 minutes straight and Ren saying Martyn has a nice neck for kissing" kind of weird. But yh, one day hopefully they will be in a series or play smth together and the fandom will be more active, bc those 2 CAN'T be normal around each other. Just check Martyn's tumblr blog (if you didn't know he's here, lol have fun looking at THAT)

Anon i appreciate you so much...yeah I've seen a little bit of them acting insane about each other but i get most of my perception of them via people posting about them on tumblr and to be honest i don't pay much attention to it because i don't really follow ren or martyn anywhere so maybe that's on me. I do follow martyns tumblr though but i don't pay much attention to that either lol. But I'm really talking about fan content anyway. And yeah maybe ren being missing from the two recent life series is a reason why they're not talked about as much but man, scarian enjoyers can't shut up about the cactus ring so why isn't anyone shutting up about renchanting. Like man. I didn't even watch them but they seemed insane from afar. Martyn killing ren to make him red was metal as fuck and also very homoerotic. I loved the sort of king/knight thing they had going on. I need more people talking about them and drawing them immediately

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Effeminate dentist: You need to brush more on your gums-- hold on why am I "effeminate?" What? I'm literally just a normal dentist. A masculine one, even.

Me: (struggling to speak through the dentist's fingers) youw weren't shupposhed to shee that

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The fact that joel failed his "stand a block above everyone" task whilst talking to etho a block below him confirms that joel is the bottom in the relationship i will die on this hill

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Why does treebark seem so irrelevant nowadays like I've watched neither ren nor martyn's life series povs but the fandom made them seem so special at the time.....and I'm pretty sure martyn found a way to make them relevant in limited life too when ren wasn't even there. You still see scarian content and even smalletho is making a comeback but it's like everyone forgot about treebark. Why. I thought they were so cool just from hearing talk about it. Almost makes me want to watch their third life perspective just to appreciate them more because i feel like they need it now

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media: the very serious brooding asshole character is actually super deep and complex

me: ok

media: the dumb joke character is actually super deep and complex

me: ghhogoohhh. ohhhh oh mygod. oh m. oh. are you kidding me. oh i am going to throw the fuck up over this

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"He Would Not Fucking Say That" is whatever to me. For me it's always "He Would Not Fucking LOOK Like That". Why does he have abs. Why is he dehydrated. Someone help him

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short king

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just a single mom who works too hard /: +

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Not to be a hater or anything but swedishbeans is one of the weakest ships to ever exist does anybody actually sincerely enjoy it

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Guys joel really is a bottom its confirmed i was right the entire time

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Do you think in the wild heterosexual animals get hit on by gay animals and are like ew wtf man im straight and attack them or something

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12yo me would've loved these wolves