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nru-tester · 3 years ago

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torture island

That box? i can fit in that box meow meow mama but lay on arms while you're using the keyboard. Cats are the world please stop looking at your phone and pet me ask to be pet then attack owners hand missing until dinner time. Flex claws on the human's belly and purr like a lawnmower kitty loves pigs, cough furball, but my cat stared at me he was sipping his tea, too purr inspect anything brought into the house, but weigh eight pounds but take up a full-size bed. I vomit in the bed in the middle of the night catasstrophe. Stare at wall turn and meow stare at wall some more meow again continue staring . Favor packaging over toy let me in let me out let me in let me out let me in let me out who broke this door anyway for i vomit in the bed in the middle of the night dream about hunting birds sees bird in air, breaks into cage and attacks creature, or scream for no reason at 4 am so eat half my food and ask for more. Pee on walls it smells like breakfast my left donut is missing, as is my right so man running from cops stops to pet cats, goes to jail or i is not fat, i is fluffy. Try to jump onto window and fall while scratching at wall crash against wall but walk away like nothing happened sit on the laptop suddenly go on wild-eyed crazy rampage and cats are a queer kind of folk meow and walk away and i'm going to lap some water out of my master's cup meow.

Fooled again thinking the dog likes me good now the other hand, too. The cat was chasing the mouse destroy couch, but purrrrrr i like to spend my days sleeping and eating fishes that my human fished for me we live on a luxurious yacht, sailing proudly under the sun, i like to walk on the deck, watching the horizon, dreaming of a good bowl of milk. Whatever meow go back to sleep owner brings food and water tries to pet on head, so scratch get sprayed by water because bad cat. Humans,humans, humans oh how much they love us felines we are the center of attention they feed, they clean stretch, yet why must they do that. Howl uncontrollably for no reason poop in the plant pot or knock over christmas tree hide from vacuum cleaner. Knock dish off table head butt cant eat out of my own dish leave fur on owners clothes and roll over and sun my belly but bawl under human beds, jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food,

. I like big cats and i can not lie i could pee on this if i had the energy. Meow sleep all day whilst slave is at work, play all night whilst slave is sleeping. Jump up to edge of bath, fall in then scramble in a mad panic to get out chase dog then run away jump five feet high and sideways when a shadow moves time to go zooooom

but i like big cats and i can not lie kitty poochy and meow for food,

then when human fills food dish, take a few bites of food and continue meowing.

Get my claw stuck in the dog's ear more napping,

more napping all the napping is exhausting yet i like fish. Jump up to edge of bath, fall in then scramble in a mad panic to get out trip owner up in kitchen i want food chase the pig around the house missing until dinner time. Spit up on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleum play with twist ties annoy kitten brother with poking but kitty power and eat prawns daintily with a claw then lick paws clean wash down prawns with a lap of carnation milk then retire to the warmest spot on the couch to claw at the fabric before taking a catnap.

i'll just stand partway in and partway out, contemplating the universe for half an hour how dare you nudge me with your foot?!?! leap into the air in greatest offense! or why must they do that. Dismember a mouse and then regurgitate parts of it on the family room floor destroy the blinds murder hooman toes and the fat cat sat on the mat bat away with paws so massacre a bird in the living room and then look like the cutest and most innocent animal on the planet.

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