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shoutout to girls who do not understand the difference between ‘the bit’ and ‘waging psychological warfare’

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guys should I shoot my shot

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I even hid one bullet so I'd always have one. For him....

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reblog for sample size !!

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no more situations i've had enough

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rough jontim animatic as a little treat

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More eye halo plus give him a friend!!!

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I’m nearing the end of this lined notebook but I’ll be damned if it’s not filled with more Jon and Martin being spooky men in love

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my dead goth son and his friendly neighborhood personified concept of insanity

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doing space missions with a ragtag crew but if I'm being honest I hate all of their fucking guts. we are not making an unlikely family I want to kill these people

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george washington was the first king, and his rule lasted from the year 0 to 1776. he clipped his toenails in the west and the rocky mountains piled up. bored one night, he ejaculated in the headwaters of the mississippi and by the time his sperm reached the delta, they had matured to adult men: the first Americans. during his reign great infrastructure projects were undertaken; he personally oversaw the construction of the brooklyn bridge and the chicago bean. he was succeeded upon his death by little gay bitch thomas jefferson

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not to sound like a medieval peasant or a catholic but i resent anti-carb propaganda so much like bread will never be evil it is holy it is divine it is one of life’s most simple yet decadent pleasures. love is stored in the bread

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I can agree with a media interpretation post but if it comes off too snobby or too “I’m right and you’re all too dense to read between the lines” I will not be reblogging it. Might even change my mind to go against the interpretation despite my previous feelings on the matter

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its like you dont even want to sell your life to a corporation