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Back in buisness!!!

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PLEASE DO MORE!!!!

Little Dante concept I was possessed to do a couple hours ago

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Made these like ages ago I thought it was time to release them into the wild

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Had this convo with a friend and immediatly went and made it a meme

Clean under the cut

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I'd fall asleep if I were to take a class with that mf

I want to remind everyone that at some point in the timeline Huey taught at the Sorcerers Trials. Which is so fucking funny to me because I know he was a horrible professor. That man did not know how to teach.

Imagine the vessel of God’s power giving you an F on your paper. His ass would not extend deadlines or round up your grade. His lectures would have been so awful because his voice is so monotone.

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huey is like if gandalf had the blank emotional state and true neutral alignment of a jellyfish or a plastic bag. he was just fucking around endlessly. huey threw a baby halfclone of himself into a dimensional rift to see what would happen. that baby grew up to experience the high highs of copious gay sex and the low lows of overtime at his wagecuck job. and it was all worth it. then huey dissolves into dust "mr stark im not feeling so good" style.

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The day my Eden went missing and some days later when he came back but Dante looked different.

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long time no meme post, unfortunately for everyone I know this game has consumed my existence for 3 whole years now

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Nukani fandom seeing the new rerun banner

saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him

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wait ok pio my beloved mutual pls explain nu carnival to someone whos never heard of it. like i have heard of it and ive read some gay ass smut about it thats not important dont worry about that. pls pretend im a beautiful nu virgin and present the basics. what do you actually Do in the game like what are the basic mechanics

Nu: Carnival is a game in which a kind and beautiful orphan boy named Eiden grows up to be a beautiful and kind freaky switch sex toy designer and then finds a jerk off crystal and gets isekai-ed into a fantasy land where gorgeous men around him keep going into qi deviation and need him to fuck them. The reason these guys' energy is out of whack is because they have gems attached to their bodies Steven universe style which soulbound them to Eiden's (at the beginning of the game absent and mysterious) dad 5 million bajillion years ago before the fantasy land became a kingdom. It's a wacky premise but in all seriousness the writing is spectacular, especially for a gooner gacha game. Nu: Carnival's greatest strength is undeniably the bonds between the characters who find themselves in Eiden's polycule. Eiden is a fantastically written character and it's easy to see why he deserves 11 boyfriends. The bonds between his polycule members are also great, you can tell that they all genuinely have chemistry with each other and aren't there just because of Eiden. They also all have individual motivations and tragic back stories that make it hard to dislike any character. The climatic (heheh) parts leading up to intimacy scenes are also included in this btw. The majority of them are pretty naturally written and convey a lot of emotion that further expands on the characters' multifaceted personalities. We're gooning but in a sensitive and contemplative way. There are dick sucking scenes in this game that have made me cry. Eiden also fucks himself at some point and that's also pretty hot.

The game itself sucks I cannot not recommend it enough it's horrible and will ruin your life. Worst fucking gacha in the world and gameplay itself is a constant slog of auto battling in a desperate effort to get mats to upgrade characters occasionally punctuated with sometimes fun but also mostly infuriating strategic battle strategy levels. The porn draws you in but you can't even goon while playing because you'll be too busy wanting to kill yourself over drop rates. Awesome theme songs though and there's a really beautiful animated cutscene for it. My kingdom for a full nu carnival ova

(actually the first theme song is my favorite. My friend and I were trying to find a place that had it on their karaoke machines but alas we could not 😞😞)

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HOW DID YOU STRAIGHT UP PREDICT THE ENTIRE PLOT???

New chapter is called Successor's Decision.

My guess is that Huey is gonna project into Eiden's head with whatever little consciousness he has left, tell him his plan and offer to officially make him his successor/finalize the process now that he has gotten attached to the clan members and Klein. It should come with a terrible price and probably involves Rin or the clan members themselves (or he's gonna test his conviction maybe). Semi-unrelated but I wonder if one of them (Eiden and Rin) is supposed to be a backup of sorts? I still think they are two halves of one whole, though. Either way I guess Eiden's gonna have to make up his mind about something.

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Looks like the real Yaoi Jesus was actually Huey

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Why am I crying from a gay porn game

Anygays spoiler warning below the cut

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Long hiatus has come to an end, the mental shitstorm is over!!

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HATOFUL BOYFRIEND CROSSOVER?!?

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Dante: I'm used to being alone

Eiden: So what are you gonna do when I invade your space?

Dante: Fuck you hard, for bothering me

Nukani spanish meme spotted in the wild I'm so happy

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Quincamo Week Is March 23rd to 31st!

Hello everyone! It’s me, self appointed CEO of Quincamo, and I’m so excited to announce that Quincamo Week 2025 is officially happening! Now, you may be asking: what is Quincamo Week 2025? What even is Quincamo? And where can you find out more about it? Well, you’ve come to the right place!

Quincamo Week 2025 is a fan creation event hosted by yours truly celebrating the relationship between Nu: Carnival characters Yakumo and Quincy, or ‘Quincamo’ as I like to call them. I’ve also created this event to bring more attention to the pairing, as they’re my all time OTP and yet still a very rare and under-appreciated ship!

During this event, participants are free to use prompts to write fanfiction, draw fanart, or create any other kind of content about Yakumo and Quincy and their relationship ♡ Anyone is welcome to participate, as long as you’re over the age of 18!

For the list of prompts, click here!

(Base edit used in header image made by the lovely @nucarnivalmemes)