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I’m sorry I haven’t been as active, deltarune has me in a CHOKEHOLD so bad

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has this been done before. it's been plaguing me in my dreams so i had to make it real.

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OH GOD I LOVE THIS CONVERSATION!

Personally, I see him as a male peacock, of sorts.

Outwardly, I think he’s pretty masculine presenting, but I think he has a lot of “feminine” traits. Or to be more accurate, traits that the average 1950’s man would deem feminine. I.E., I think his hygiene is immaculate, I think he takes very very good care of his appearance, he cares a LOT about how he looks. He smells like the most expensive lotion and cologne money can buy. There is NEVER dirt or anything under his fingernails, he’s very very rigid about his appearance in my personal opinion.

And other people pointed it out in the replies, but he’s so… show-offy in a way that feels a bit feminine. The strip is so glitzy and full of glamor, more so than I think the traditional archetype of a manly man would be comfortable having around all the time.

I def think he leans heavily towards masculine, but there’s little sprinkles of effeminate traits in him, too.

(uh trans feminine mister house real? Trans woman mister house real? Kiss me on the mouth, pretty lady? Yuri?)

This has been on my mind for a bit, but I feel as though the question would bear more fruit if I allowed it to air out. Though, the prompt will only make sense once I spell it out straight.

I only bring this prompt about because when I envision the nuclear family-inspired structure which was prevalent before the Great War — particularly the expectations placed upon men to uphold their household and represent the ideal picture of masculinity — Mr. House's prose and appearance make me question whether or not he himself followed any sort of gendered expectation at all.

Of course, he was — and still is — a powerful man, but his eccentricities and his particular way about certain situations and things, especially the manner through which he communicates his distaste — communicate to me that he is more androgynous, if not feminine.

Regardless, please discuss in the comments what you all think.

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Sometimes I think about the dense-ass gamer bros who went to the forums and legit asked “Doctor Richards keeps calling me his little buttercup and flirting with me and I think he thinks I’m playing as a girl??? Is this a bug????”

Like not only are these idiots so used to not having to see or think about gays that they completely missed the BLATANT gay subtext of the Confirmed Bachelor perk when they took it for the Sweet Damage, but they were more prepared to assume that a man hitting on them was a bug than to believe Obsidian would put an openly gay man in their shooty shooty game as a respected officer among the “good guys”

But they still feel like any queer rep at all is overwhelming pandering after they got used to not having to look at us at all for most of gaming history

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My favorite thing about Fallout New Vegas is that it’s sheer ridiculousness has manifested itself within Courier Six themself with the community. When you think of the Courier, you do not think of the ruff and tuff Cowboy of the Mojave, the mysterious and brave Ranger of New Vegas. You think of the Fucking Mailman. That Piece of Shit running around killing mutant nightmares and hanging out with Elvis impersonators. The Guy that dragged ass across the entire Desert to stab the anus of Mr. “What in The Goddamn” Benny. That Crazy Dude that crawled out of their own grave and thought “fuck it, New Vegas is mine now”. THAT, is Courier Fuckmothering Six.

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just remembered in fallout 3 when u get a house u can pick from a number of themes for your home and theres a theme called "love machine" where it adds a heart shaped bed and an insane hanging lamp thats shaped like 2 life sized figures fucking

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Honestly I could see a fallout vault(s) where somebody at vault tec wanted to prove communism wouldn’t work by putting it and a capitalist vault in the same connected system with the same amount of resources only the overseer of the capitalist vault is tasked to sabotage the communist vault at every opportunity metatextually showing how communism historically only fails due to capitalist interference and how that even the “experiment” was rigged due to capitalisms hostility to cooperation. Only Todd Howard would never want to do actually anti capitalist messaging in a fallout game

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tread softly, stranger; move over towards the danger that you seek

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All in favor of mister house mpreg fanfiction say “I”

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THIS IS FRYING ME

Mister house pregnant speedrun any %

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Mister house pregnant speedrun any %

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And we'll keep doing it for many more years

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Can't stop thinking about Mojave Wasteland food

Mesquite pods are often ground into flour and yeast is pretty abundant while scavenging, although an unleaven bread would be easier/cheaper for most to make. But really, once you have flour + water, your options are endless

Flatbreads, tortillas (which could be corn or wheat/mesquite), all sorts of dough for crackers or hard tack. Especially stuff like matzoh, crispbread, water crackers would hold up for a long time in some wild conditions. Brahmin pot pies, pinyon nut bread, there's so much opportunity

Spice culture gotta be insane too. My brother grows every type of pepper he can and makes hot sauce which is so easily doctored with fruits especially. Jalapeño + cactus fruit would probably go hard as fuck. Then you can dry it and grind it up and add it to literally anything

I just really need to head out West again idk I need to taste these things myself

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*licks finger and tastes the air* my fallout game is about to crash

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Typical day in the Lucky 38

"""Fanart""" for my fic Time Borrowed, Stolen, or Otherwise Misplaced where this happens in chapter 3 NOT CLICKBAIT (actually not clickbait)

Non hologram version beneath the cut

Good on you for looking under the cut. Not many people would care enough to look at a shitty Family Guy edit, but you took the time to get the full experience and that's so real, much love and respect.

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I am of the opinion that House would get bored very quickly with most romantic relationships he’s had, because most of them have been a standard sugar baby+sugar daddy ordeal (except for Jane, but I think that’s another post entirely) so he goes absolutely batshit for people who seemingly aren’t that interested in him at first. If you talk to him like he’s anybody else, instead of literally the richest guy on the globe, you’ve automatically caught his attention by virtue of discarding his social status. If you’re the type who enjoys House/Courier romance type of thing, I think that’s part of the dynamic. The courier has no idea what in the fuck Robert used to do before the apocalypse, and they likely won’t even care— I think this guy has a big thing for being treated as, dare I say it, normal. Not being given the default boot-licking levels of respect just because he’s rich. And I think he *loves* it when someone is even a tad bit mean to him.