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i lied to you. we're not going to have sex. we're going to watch studio ghibli while we cuddle
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"Nooo, you can't do sexual things in front of your stuffies! They're innocent!" Maybe your lame ass plushies are. Mine are perverts who love watching the gay shit I get up to.
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Me every day but with Daddy 馃ス馃グ
When your mom says you鈥檙e doing a great job after you text her how stupid someone at work is. I鈥檓 not too old to tear up at this.
Even after I said I wanted to tell this co-worker that they were swimming in a fountain of stupid. She is the best to text with.
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