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Is there some pill I can take that gives me the power to not feel guilty about making reasonable requests of people

I'm so used to people reacting with borderline violence when I make gentle requests of them, that me texting my roommate "hey I don't want to be a buzzkill but can you cool it with the screaming" bc his girlfriend is shriek laughing at the top of her lungs at 10:30pm, sends me into a complete guilt spiral. i'm so convinced my request was read as "can you not make any noise ever, and be silent and stop having fun forever???" when it's like. he always has his gf over late on nights i have to work and they just scream laugh maximum volume at videos and games all night so like

i'm not completely out of line right. i'm not horrible right. i am so fucking tired and old. i was just trying to feed my reptiles and having someone screaming absolutely nonstop in the background was kind of stressing me out is all.

aaaaahhhhhh

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fallout dorks talking about lore being "disrespected" grow up it's a fucking video game you loser

can't you just say "it's dumb and i don't like it" like everyone else. that's what i said about the "alternate universe" shit they keep pulling in pokemon. i go "that's dumb i don't like it. whatever. anyways." and i move on with my fucking life

good fuckin lord go play a different game maybe

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“Fallout TV show retconned New Vegas-“

Stop. Listen to me. Look me in the eyes. “Canon” isn’t real. I’m completely serious. It’s whatever you want it to be. This franchise is rooted in games where you literally choose what ending you want based on your actions. Please, please for the love of god tell me that this whole time some of you have not been deciding that in games with multiple endings there is actually one “real” ending and all the others are “not canon.” If you really want my opinion half the fun of this whole series is that EVERY SEQUENCE OF EVENTS IS EQUALLY “VALID.” It’s time to kill the Todd Howard in your head and realize that literally no one is stopping you from choosing what to believe is part of this series. Incorporate every game, including the ones that never got made and only exist as details on the wiki. Or don’t. Decide that only the first two games and New Vegas are real and pretend 3 & 4 don’t exist. Create a new timeline in your head where EVERYTHING happens BUT Fallout 3 and yet Fallout 4 still fucking happens. Incorporate the fan theories you like and disregard the ones you don’t. Add your headcanons. Just MAKE SHIT UP. It doesn’t fucking matter! And that’s beautiful!!!! War never changes but goddamn canon sure will, but only if you believe!!

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GIANT ARTICULATED FLYGON $20 TARGET EXCLUSIVE

SHOUT OUT TO MY ROOMMATE FOR TEXTING ME A PIC OF IT TODAY AND I WAS LIKE WELL I KNOW WHERE I'M GOING AFTER WORK

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Pokemon trainer commission for @nukenai!

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Just checking.... We all pronounce Miette like My-TAY in our heads, right?

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Technophobes need to apologise for "just put it in plain English you stupid machine!" because, well for one the decline in accurate error messages in favour of simplicity has contributed to the rise of tech illiteracy, but also because now whenever an "app" has a net connection error it will pop up a box saying something like "oo ooopsie! Your super duper feed went poo poo. We'll try again soon!" which having said to me by a corporation is about 8 million times worse than having to hear the word "network".

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already can't pretend to care about the male loneliness epidemic because it isn't real but listening to the way men actually talk about their friends/what they think friendship entails makes me care even less sorry

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I mentioned before but I've been taking edibles to sleep and it's extremely funny that literally the only effect I get from them is becoming so unbelievably tired that I just go to bed and get the best sleep of my life. Nothing else. Just super tired.

They're good to get me off That Damn Computer when I stay up too late because once they hit me it's like THIS BODY WILL SELF-ASLEEP IN FOURTEEN MINUTES and if I don't haul ass to my bed I will fall asleep in my computer chair and melt onto the floor and die

anyways 10/10 to these edibles that probably have a gallon of melatonin in them and that's actually what's affecting me and I'm probably immune to THC like I am to most pain killers and caffeine

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In the games, Maya would sometimes say, “We’re lawyers” and I always would go “no one in this game should be able to call themself a lawyer, especially you Maya.” Anyone who sees these videos probably thinks I don’t like Nick because I only exist to bully him. I love Nick. He’s great. He’s just so easy to bully. 

Thank you to @themornal and @8edhead for doing the voice work again! 

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sudden urge to burst into tears. im not a toddler i just agree with their beliefs

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UC or ER?

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Imagine being such a pathetic incel loser you are being roasted in multiple languages.