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yeah see its your pet now. be nice to it

I don't know how to take care of a slime!! Is it- is it just like... a cat? Um... I guess it's... kinda cute? In a weird slime way. Sort of a- a teal... greenish color. Oh, it's asleep. Do I have a little- I don't think I do... I'll have to make a little- a grass blanket. Yeah, I can weave. Bet you didn't- bet you didn't know that, huh?

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nooo be friends with it

How am I supposed to- it's a slime! It- all it does is... wiggle. And hop around. And it keeps, uh, following me around. Is this- is that normal slime behavior? Has it just... chosen me, or something?

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it was me. its yours now

I don't want it! It's yours, not- you take it back! What am I going to do with... with a slime? Of course a fan of that- that beast would... do something like this. Get your slime out!! Please!

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Now who- why-... Guys, who let a-a slime into my enclosure. Seriously? You let a slime... go into my enclosure, my- my lake. Great. I was in the middle of... drawing for my encyclopedia. I look up and- I look up and there's a slime. Just- just- a slime! One slime. No, not from Minecraft. No, not from... uh, any other game, okay? This is- it's just a slime. In my- ...... Whoever... whoever did this, just please pick up your beast. Come get your slime. It's not- Um, I don't want to deal with it.

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Hey Null it's me again.

and please don't freak out about this but...my Red Baldloon wants to give you an apple as a gift for being awesome. they're not mean i swear.

Oh, uh, um... I- are you sure they're not- is this a trick? ...You know what? I'll trust you. The- the one I know didn't have eyeliner like that, so... I'll take an apple. A gift for... for being awesome. Hehe, I've never- umm, thanks.

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Wha- I- No. No no no no. What are you... Get out of here! Just- just leave! You- why are you here?? Why are you here????? What, do you- are you going to finish the job? Well good luck, I'm not- I'm not scared of you. I'm not scared of you. You can't... there's nothing you can do to me here. So just get out. You... Get out of here, I- I... Just leave me alone! Leave!! Haven't you done enough?!

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QnA

The deadline has been reached. Uhh, if you missed it, you can just- just send it in the ask box. The QnA is below the cut.

Q. What is your opinion on BadSum? A. That's the… weird guy in the big- in Plus, right? During my, uh, brief stay, I was… suspicious of them. I mean, their- their job is to be a checksum I guess, it's in the name, but they're- there's something off about them. I wouldn't trust anything… that they say.

Q. Opinion on the current economic state of the world? A. Bad. It's- it's bad.

Q. What was your life like before you were corrupted? How much did it change? A. Hehe, there it is. Yeah, I had- I was waiting for this question to show up. Umm, I knew one of you would ask this. I don't… really remember much. I wasn't part of the game, no, I was- I noticed something going on with it. Something looked wrong. And when I went into the game, I- that's when I got corrupted. Uh, I know one thing for sure though. It was a big change. Oh yeah, um, something I do remember from before… I did a lot of fishing. Well, not really FISHING, it was more- I really just watched. Yep. Watched the water for… hours on end. I don't really know where I was or- or what that place is, but… Uh, looks to be connected to Baldi's Basics somehow. You guys got to see… quite the scene.

Q. Most and least favorite character from the cast? A. I could make a whole, um, tier list if you want. I'll have to explain my- my reasoning… Just to avoid misconceptions. What, do you think I don't see what you- what has been said about me? And how I feel about these characters?

Uh, the first tier is- it's pretty obvious. That's just me. The next tier, "tolerable", is for the characters I don't- I don't mind them so much. Maybe under different circumstances, we-…… Heh, umm, Bladder is there because they don't really say anything. Or- or do anything. I can appreciate that. "Neutral", uh, I just- I don't have any feelings about these guys. They're fine. "Dislike", exactly what it sounds like, I don't like them. Pretty simple. "Heavily dislike" is just Mrs. Pomp because, well, I think you can guess why. As for the final tier… Do I really have to say anything? Ummm… Yeah. I didn't organize them within- within each tier. Just placed them as I saw them.

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By the way, uh, I'll answer the questions on the 16th. So... get them- get them in before then.

Anyway, I- it might be- since there are a few of you interested in... who I am, or what I have to say, uh, I'm gonna start a QnA. Just leave your questions somewhere on- on this post. Short questions, um, longer questions are for the ask box. Uhh, you can ask... anything you like. I- They'll all be answered in one big post.

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Can you feel pain from the state you are in?

Uhhh, sometimes. It's not- I got used to it. Just... every now and then, there's a pain- a sharp pain somewhere, or- or a tingling. It's not nearly as bad as... what it felt like to be, um, corrupted. Yeah, would not recommend that.

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Anyway, I- it might be- since there are a few of you interested in... who I am, or what I have to say, uh, I'm gonna start a QnA. Just leave your questions somewhere on- on this post. Short questions, um, longer questions are for the ask box. Uhh, you can ask... anything you like. I- They'll all be answered in one big post.

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I decided to, um, take a crack at drawing myself... or I guess my- my ideal self, but um... Yeah, I'm not sharing that. It's just not- it's bad, alright? It's bad. I don't even know if I can- ... if I can change how I look, so there's no point in- in having an ideal self. Just gotta adapt to, uhh, what I've got.

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I sent the original trapezoid ask, I find it funny they’re just here now. I intended the photocopier to spit out solid objects but it seemed like that didn’t wprk. No idea who asked what you plan on doing with them though (slash Genuwine). Btw thoughts on Weezer

Ah, so you're the culprit... Well, I'm glad you're amused. I'm stuck with- with hundreds of pictures of trapezoids now. Uh, actually... drawing on them has been- it's been nice. So I guess it's... not so bad. Weezer? I don't- am I supposed to know what that is? ... Wait- no, it can't- *sigh*. I know Weezer. Oo wee yoo. My thoughts are, umm, me- I think they're mediocre.

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draw your favorite fish ? or animal

Oncorhynchus nerka. The, uh, sockeye salmon. I like them. Specifically this is- it's depicting them during spawning phase, which is when they're going... Ummm... Actually, you can just- you can look that up yourself.

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can you draw lancer deltarune please

I like Lancer. He's- he's a fun kid. Umm... don't mind the thing up there, I don't... it isn't accurate.

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have you done anything with the trapezoid pictures yet

No, did you- did you want me to? ...Well, uhhh, if you're not going to take them, then... Um... I guess I can cut them out and make a- make some hexagons. Not that I was in any need of hexagons. Seriously, there's hundreds of these, what- what am I supposed to do with all of them?? Paper crafts??? No! Do you- what, do you want me to draw a fish on them? Draw you a- a... a piece of "fanart"? I mean, I guess I could. Need something to do anyway... You know what? Sure. I'll draw something for you. Just... tell me what.

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hhey man I’m just letting you know that I just got back from the docks with a photocopier that had a trapezoid put into it, and I left to let it spit the copies out like crazy . its your problem now boy

Ohhh, that's just great. Why would you- What- Why did you do this??? I don't-... Now I have a bunch of trapezoid pictures. Great. Cool. Can you just... Can you please just come get these? I don't want them, I- there's nothing for me to do with them. ...Hang on, wait, how did you even get here in the first place?!

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Hi Null,

it's really nice to meet you and i'd like to say that i'm really interested in your character in terms of backstory and mysterious nature and i just wanted to ask you about your ARG that happened and i just want to know if you know about this here crab "Bink" i heard from a few that "Bink" here is your pet crab... Is that true?

(Btw you're one of my fav characters and i just want you to have an awesome day/night/afternoon)

Ah, right, the- the "ARG"... The "Null" in that was different from me, that- that wasn't me. Which made it, uh, very weird to watch. But I have seen this... creature. A crab isn't exactly- it's not a beginner level pet. Umm... and I've never had a pet before, so it would be pretty... pretty irresponsible of me. Yeah. Uh, I like the guy. It's cute. If it were me, I would've named it "Priscilla" or- or "Mr. Crabbington". You say you're interested in my "backstory", heh, well, it's not-... You know what? Ask away. The longer you're here, the longer you're away from- ... Uh, yeah, good... I think it's afternoon, right now.