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Biggest red flag in a man is when he says his favorite food is steak. First of all it should be cock but even then can you not say something more nuanced you blubbering ape. Not even cheesecake or something. I’d even take a subway sandwich because it means you have some sort of desire to change the world around you
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there’s something so desperately miserable about the lyric “buy me some peanuts and cracker jack / i don’t care if i never come back”
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I get that the new world is struggling to be born but can we get an epidural or something
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I am in the middle of negotations with Staff
To replace the Tumblr blue color
With mahogany wood panels
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this coffee tastes like i can still have a beautiful life
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i love this thing i wish i was hopelessly defending it w a bolt action or sent to die in it or just selling moss out of it
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i love this thing i wish i was hopelessly defending it w a bolt action or sent to die in it or just selling moss out of it
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i love this thing i wish i was hopelessly defending it w a bolt action or sent to die in it or just selling moss out of it
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Fuck my life guys i wish i was a LED strip inside of a vape shop
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Voice of Space (La voix des airs) (1931) René Magritte, oil on canvas, 72.7 x 54.2 cm
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during the work day my rage metre builds up, allowing me to unleash a powerful & ill advised special attack around 4pm
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"optical illusions" grow up. they are optical realities. a trick of the eye is a truth of the eye to me. all shapes are possible and all concentric circles actually move. if you don't like it go back to kindergarten.
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ya novel about a teenage girl in wigan who discovers she can distinguish pea wet from gravy
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