numb3r-0n3-h4xx3r

[numb3r-0n3-h4xx3r]

<Seven is just living his life, like one does.>

<And then the maid dress magically appears back on him.>

“0H 4R3 Y0U FUCK1NG J0K1NG.”

(There, you guys get your two more maid dress 7n7 asks)

[numb3r-0n3-h4xx3r]

<Eventually 007n7 does actually fall asleep, holding his partner, what else could he want?>

<Its tail has stopped swishing altogether, making it abnormally quiet aside from the sounds of breathing.>

"Sev, I think we might need to---Oh, are you uh, playing..dress up? B-but uh Doomshitter came at the door this morning..said something about coming back with a warrant to search tomorrow..i managed to cover up this morning but shitt.."

- @f0llow-th3-st4r

“D0N7 QU35710N 17, BU7 UH.. 7H475 N07 G00D, FUCK.”

(Ask: 4/7)

[numb3r-0n3-h4xx3r]

“Y34H..”

<The swishing of its tail slows down, it seems tired.>

<He makes a small, almost squeak-like noise before tightening his grip on Noli.>

"Sev, I think we might need to---Oh, are you uh, playing..dress up? B-but uh Doomshitter came at the door this morning..said something about coming back with a warrant to search tomorrow..i managed to cover up this morning but shitt.."

- @f0llow-th3-st4r

“D0N7 QU35710N 17, BU7 UH.. 7H475 N07 G00D, FUCK.”

(Ask: 4/7)

[numb3r-0n3-h4xx3r]

“1 M34N WHY W0ULD 7H3Y CH3CK 4 F0R357? W3 5H0ULD B3 F1N3.”

<It wraps its other arm around them, putting his head in their chest in an attempt to calm them.>

"Sev, I think we might need to---Oh, are you uh, playing..dress up? B-but uh Doomshitter came at the door this morning..said something about coming back with a warrant to search tomorrow..i managed to cover up this morning but shitt.."

- @f0llow-th3-st4r

“D0N7 QU35710N 17, BU7 UH.. 7H475 N07 G00D, FUCK.”

(Ask: 4/7)

[numb3r-0n3-h4xx3r]

“N0 175 F1N3! 1 W45 JU57 CUR10U5.”

<He stops with his poking, putting its hand back on his shoulder.>

"Sev, I think we might need to---Oh, are you uh, playing..dress up? B-but uh Doomshitter came at the door this morning..said something about coming back with a warrant to search tomorrow..i managed to cover up this morning but shitt.."

- @f0llow-th3-st4r

“D0N7 QU35710N 17, BU7 UH.. 7H475 N07 G00D, FUCK.”

(Ask: 4/7)

[numb3r-0n3-h4xx3r]

<He starts poking at the wings on his head, they feel weird to it.>

“…JU57 CUR10U5, WHY W1NG5?”

“7H3Y R3M1ND M3 0F 73L4M0N.”

"Sev, I think we might need to---Oh, are you uh, playing..dress up? B-but uh Doomshitter came at the door this morning..said something about coming back with a warrant to search tomorrow..i managed to cover up this morning but shitt.."

- @f0llow-th3-st4r

“D0N7 QU35710N 17, BU7 UH.. 7H475 N07 G00D, FUCK.”

(Ask: 4/7)

[numb3r-0n3-h4xx3r]

“N4H 7H475 CR4ZY..”

How’s the spite fic of Telamon going n7?

“GR347! 4C7U4LLY L37 M3 JU57…”

(Im sorry, Im so sorry.)

Telamon had felt.. sick lately, he doesnt normally get sick, especially considering hes a god, this isnt normal.

He tells his co-worker, builderman about it, due to an event that happened about a month ago between the two. Builderman had no clue, so Telamon was on his own.

Telamon started slacking on his job a bit due to this illness, it gets so bad he has to take time off. He hates this, he isnt supposed to get sick, why is he sick?

Its been a couple weeks now, hes been trying to work, but he keeps getting more ill. Hes noticing a bump growing in his stomach, this isn’t pregnancy, right?? He cant get pregnant.. right..??

He tells builderman and he jokingly gets him a pregnancy test.

…its positive.

They dont really believe it so they go to get an ultrasound and you’ll never guess what, hes pregnant.

Fuck, how do they deal with this? HOW DID THIS HAPPEN??

They decide to keep the child, this is gonna be a mess to explain to their co-workers…

(Like i said, i dont think this is too bad,, he WOULD write worse but i dont think i can bare writing that)

(Also i havent ever written anything like this before so uh,, yeah! Im sorry)

[numb3r-0n3-h4xx3r]

<It leans into the touch, hes definitely enjoying this.>

“Mhm..”

(Didnt make that in all caps cause it felt wrong idk man)

"Sev, I think we might need to---Oh, are you uh, playing..dress up? B-but uh Doomshitter came at the door this morning..said something about coming back with a warrant to search tomorrow..i managed to cover up this morning but shitt.."

- @f0llow-th3-st4r

“D0N7 QU35710N 17, BU7 UH.. 7H475 N07 G00D, FUCK.”

(Ask: 4/7)

[numb3r-0n3-h4xx3r]

<He’d do the same back, just enjoying the moment.>

<It starts purring, hes really enjoying this, huh?>

"Sev, I think we might need to---Oh, are you uh, playing..dress up? B-but uh Doomshitter came at the door this morning..said something about coming back with a warrant to search tomorrow..i managed to cover up this morning but shitt.."

- @f0llow-th3-st4r

“D0N7 QU35710N 17, BU7 UH.. 7H475 N07 G00D, FUCK.”

(Ask: 4/7)

[numb3r-0n3-h4xx3r]

<He wraps his tail around them in return, and then puts an arm around him.>

“W3LL 7H475 G00D.”

"Sev, I think we might need to---Oh, are you uh, playing..dress up? B-but uh Doomshitter came at the door this morning..said something about coming back with a warrant to search tomorrow..i managed to cover up this morning but shitt.."

- @f0llow-th3-st4r

“D0N7 QU35710N 17, BU7 UH.. 7H475 N07 G00D, FUCK.”

(Ask: 4/7)

[numb3r-0n3-h4xx3r]

“0K4Y M4YB3 1 U53 17 4 L177L3 700 MUCH..”

<It jumps up at feeling his tail wrap around him, it was usually the one to do that, it was unexpected.>

“Y34H, Y0U 5H0ULD!”

"Sev, I think we might need to---Oh, are you uh, playing..dress up? B-but uh Doomshitter came at the door this morning..said something about coming back with a warrant to search tomorrow..i managed to cover up this morning but shitt.."

- @f0llow-th3-st4r

“D0N7 QU35710N 17, BU7 UH.. 7H475 N07 G00D, FUCK.”

(Ask: 4/7)

[numb3r-0n3-h4xx3r]

How dare he change out of the dress ;_;

It hasn't been 7 asks :(

(Ill be answering asks after the interaction is done it’ll magic back into the dress i swear)

[numb3r-0n3-h4xx3r]

“1 D0N7 0V3RU53 17..”

<Hes also permanently stuck with horns and a tail cause of overuse.>

<It takes a second to admire his newly acquired “accessories.”>

“W04H, 1 L1K3 7H47! 17 F175 Y0U.”

"Sev, I think we might need to---Oh, are you uh, playing..dress up? B-but uh Doomshitter came at the door this morning..said something about coming back with a warrant to search tomorrow..i managed to cover up this morning but shitt.."

- @f0llow-th3-st4r

“D0N7 QU35710N 17, BU7 UH.. 7H475 N07 G00D, FUCK.”

(Ask: 4/7)

[numb3r-0n3-h4xx3r]

“7H475 F41R, 1 M34N, 7H3R35 7H1NG5 1 571LL H4V3N7 G0773N 7H3 H4NG 0F.”

<He stares at their command panel, curious what theyre doing now.>

"Sev, I think we might need to---Oh, are you uh, playing..dress up? B-but uh Doomshitter came at the door this morning..said something about coming back with a warrant to search tomorrow..i managed to cover up this morning but shitt.."

- @f0llow-th3-st4r

“D0N7 QU35710N 17, BU7 UH.. 7H475 N07 G00D, FUCK.”

(Ask: 4/7)

[numb3r-0n3-h4xx3r]

“W3LL 7H15 JU57 F33L5 M0R3 N47UR4L, 7H3 DR355 W45 W31RD, F0R M3 4NYW4Y.”

<He walks over and sits next to them.>

“50.. WH47 4R3 Y0U D01NG?”

"Sev, I think we might need to---Oh, are you uh, playing..dress up? B-but uh Doomshitter came at the door this morning..said something about coming back with a warrant to search tomorrow..i managed to cover up this morning but shitt.."

- @f0llow-th3-st4r

“D0N7 QU35710N 17, BU7 UH.. 7H475 N07 G00D, FUCK.”

(Ask: 4/7)

[numb3r-0n3-h4xx3r]

“…Y34HH.. 1LL B3 B4CK.”

<He comes back a couple minutes later, it look a bit longer cause it struggled getting the dress off, he wont tell you that though.>

“4LR1GH7 7H15 F33L5 N0RM4L.”

<It seems more confident in the way hes walking, hes clearly happy getting that dress off.>

"Sev, I think we might need to---Oh, are you uh, playing..dress up? B-but uh Doomshitter came at the door this morning..said something about coming back with a warrant to search tomorrow..i managed to cover up this morning but shitt.."

- @f0llow-th3-st4r

“D0N7 QU35710N 17, BU7 UH.. 7H475 N07 G00D, FUCK.”

(Ask: 4/7)

[numb3r-0n3-h4xx3r]

<007n7 stayed quiet, not really having much more to say, the silence was awkward, but what else could he say?>

<It occasionally shifted around, trying to get more comfortable while also making sure Noli seemed comfortable.>

“…Y0U KN0W I 5H0ULD PR0B4BLY CH4NG3 0U7 0F 7H3 DR355.”

<He gets up, grabbing a T-Shirt and some jeans to change into.>

"Sev, I think we might need to---Oh, are you uh, playing..dress up? B-but uh Doomshitter came at the door this morning..said something about coming back with a warrant to search tomorrow..i managed to cover up this morning but shitt.."

- @f0llow-th3-st4r

“D0N7 QU35710N 17, BU7 UH.. 7H475 N07 G00D, FUCK.”

(Ask: 4/7)