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[number1-mayor]

😨…

mk that’s it I’m burning all your portraits and then I’m gonna sing songs while running around the fire

“No you’re NOT! I’m CALLING THE COPS!”

“You aren’t even allowed to BE HERE!”

[number1-mayor]

walks into the room

hey buddy 👋

“You.”

[number1-mayor]

Can he kiss you?(He likes you) :>

“Five dollars per kiss. And only on the cheeks- actually no. I’ve perfected my skincare routine. Hand kisses are on the table though”

[number1-mayor]

Hello let me just *Gently places a Pink Hibiscus on Evermore's hair* Thank you bye

“How did you even get in here?”

[number1-mayor]

Narciso Who’s your favorite employee

“Me”

[number1-mayor]

Mr. Mayor Evermore sir, how gay would you say you are?

“The gayest! If being gay is a spectrum I’m on the highest end! Because I am the absolute best!”

[number1-mayor]

I love you so much I’ll do anything for you!

“Finally! Someone with a working brain! That’s the spirit everyone should have!”

“I love me too!”

[number1-mayor]

:)

also why do you want to fire John

“Did he say that? He said I wanted to fire him?”

“That’s between John and I, not you”

[number1-mayor]

you are a sad man who has never experienced Christmas joy

*tangles him in Christmas lights*

now you must suffer

“Grr..”

[number1-mayor]

I am the ghost of Christmas past. surprise.

“No you’re not. It’s not Christmas Eve yet- nor do you look dead. If you don’t GET OUT OF MY OFFICE you will be!”

[number1-mayor]

“I let that stupid robot out of the office for FIVE minutes and she wanders off! Fucking machine..”

“I don’t even know why I PAID for her!”

The mayor groans, dragging his hands across his face.

[number1-mayor]

Did you know that your name and the one of the names for daffodils are actually VERY similar (narcissus)? With that being said *places a vase of daffodils on his desk* here ya go- a vase of you!!

“Its always nice to have more ‘me’ around”

He pauses, checking his nails idly

“Thanks”

[number1-mayor]

AAAAA go back to NORMAL

HITS WITH GAY BEAM

The day has been saved(?)

[number1-mayor]

Oml what did they do to you- 😨

“Used some ‘straightener’ or whatever. Blah blah I don’t care I’m fine”

[number1-mayor]

paints you with a rainbow

“What are you doing?”

[number1-mayor]

😧😧😧😧

“So..women am I right?”

[number1-mayor]

I WOULD…

MAKES YOU STRAIGHT

“HEY-“

“….”

“Hm..”