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[ Hello? Samuel? My name is Ragus. How are you doing? I'm afraid I can't speak for long. I just would like to know how you are. ]

" Well howdy! It's been a while since I last spoken to someone.. Phew! Thought I was almost forgotten about! But I suppose I'm doin' fine n' dandy.. 'Glad you could ask. I've been feeling a tad bit lonely. "

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did you have any dreams lately?

" A couple of good ones! Just kinda roaming around.. Hopin' to bump into anyone and having a little chat... "

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Ham. Single slice just there. No context. Just a slice of sandwich ham

" ..What?? Er.. thanks for the slice of ham, I felt like I was starving, pard'ner! "

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can we pretty please give Samuel more love cause im bored..........

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I LIVR ANOTHER DAY-

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i've just been feeling awful lately so im probably not gonna be on tumblr much qurwiedah (which means i won't be answering any asks in my ask blog-) but i'll come back when i feel like it, i just feel awful for some reason-

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" A while indeed! (And I won't tell them about the cat! ..Just don't bring the little fella near me, got a bad allergy to 'em...) "

" Howdy pard'ner! Saw that yer didn't have a lot of asks, so I just came by to say hey! "

-@number1-sheriff

Ah! Well, welcome! It's been a while, hasn't it?

A̶l̶s̶o̶,̶ l̶i̶t̶t̶l̶e̶ u̶p̶d̶a̶t̶e̶.̶.̶.̶ I̶ ̶f̶o̶u̶n̶d̶ a̶ c̶a̶t̶!̶ D̶o̶n̶'̶t̶ t̶e̶l̶l̶ P̶e̶b̶b̶l̶e̶ o̶r̶ D̶a̶n̶d̶y̶ t̶h̶o̶u̶g̶h̶.̶

[number1-sheriff]

Do you ever thought about how it feels like would be nice to have an assistant for the show? I really haven't thought about it much until just now, it's really hard to do all of this works for gameshow alone.

... Sorry, random thought. I should get back working before I could take a small break.

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You are pretty cool 👍

" Thanks there, pard'ner! "

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is it okay if u edit / delete anything with like a mention of twisted brightney on ur blog because im gonna delete everything related to it on mine 💥💥💥/nf

brightney mod

Ooc: Yeah I'm gonna do that rn, glad you asked eugbxnan

Edit: I think I got everything, tell me if I missed something or not- ;-;

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ooc: i feel honored that you would blend someone over samuel-

INKY GO BACK TO BEING A SKRUNKLY I BEG OF YOU

But why? I'm already having the time of my life! Besides, It's not like I'm hurting anyone... ...But now I feel like going after another victim to twist. That TV is offline, so I'm not getting her... Either those masks or that cowboy.

🔏

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I... Don't know what is even happening. It's so crazy... And it feels like I JUST got here. I've seen somethings, and all I know is that there's an insane squid that hopefully isn't a god, and just has a god complex..

| @artitheartist {OOC: im anon- links don't work i think} |

" Yeah, same here stranger. N' bein' really confusing and all since I've gotten 'ere... "

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have you ever heard of a cartoon named steven universe ? if so you should give it a watch

" Er, I'll see if I can watch this.. 'Steven Universe.' "

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...No idea where I am... But... Hi there, I guess...! Haha...

| @artitheartist |

" Howdy there pard'ner! Guess we're both in the same boat, huh? "

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SAMUEL DON'T GO INTO THE DARKNESS THEY ARE COMING FOR YOU!!!! COME BACK AND READ HELL SCREEN OR LIKE LONG WAY DOWN OR LIKE PET SEMATARY IT'S NOT WORTH IT I NEED YOU!!!!

" Err.. I thank ya for the worries, but trust me I got this! "

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" Pard'ners, I ain't got the slightest clue where I'm at.. and all I know from this thingy-ma-jig is that there's a crazy squid and a crazy lamp.. so there's that... "

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" Heh cowards! I don't need no darn flashlight! I know exactly where I'm goin'! "

" But boy, I could sure use a drink right about now... "