number1blueoakfan

[number1blueoakfan]

[number1blueoakfan]

no

[number1blueoakfan]

As far as I’m concerned, pokemon villain writing peaked with Guzma. Legitimately worried about the erosion of culture due to hyper-tourism surrounding their sacred rites and practices. Abused as a child, ran away from home to start his countries only youth hostel for similarly troubled kids, and funds it with crime. Bug type specialist, with an ace that is mostly known for its first stage being cowardly. Cultivates a big scary persona as a defense mechanism to protect himself and his members, no one can beat big bad Guzma, so they don’t have to be afraid anymore. His grunts trust him enough to ask him for help when they screw up, despite the fact that they all come from troubled homes. Was so significant that pokemon switched from having cartoonishly evil bad guys and teams to the current model of “sympathetic and understandable antagonist that has some very good points, even as they oppose the protagonist, and is in some way actively doing good in their community by supporting those who are the most in need of assistance, due to some legitimate failing of the current system.” There is a cartoon villain looming behind him, but they’re a twist and not the main team presented. Everyone wants to be him, but they can never replicate the perfection that is this man.

Thank you for your service Guzma

[number1blueoakfan]

[number1blueoakfan]

been watching paswg

[number1blueoakfan]

TRUTH NUKE

Me when people mischaracterize my favorite pokemon characters who have three lines of dialogue in the whole game that aren’t exposition

[number1blueoakfan]

OUR GOAT MENTIONED

ALOLA!!

[number1blueoakfan]

no

[number1blueoakfan]

hallo! barboach from pokemon stimboard with suitable stims? pls include some fish fursuits if possible!!

Barboach (Pokémon) with fish fursuit tails and other suitable stims!

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[number1blueoakfan]

i am a perfect team skull candidate. guzma here i come

Organised crime? Nah girl I'm into disorganised crime. If a goon doesn't have ADHD they aren't getting hired

[number1blueoakfan]

I, too, like a jellyfish, am brainless, rotund, and get mauled by sea turtles

[number1blueoakfan]

oughthggfhhhh my wife

Relationship Charts!

Worth noting this stuff is subject to change as I develop but the vibes are there

[number1blueoakfan]

meows louder

meows at you as you scroll

[number1blueoakfan]

meows at you as you scroll

[number1blueoakfan]

i concur

[number1blueoakfan]

YOU ALL PISS ME DAFAWK OFF 🤕