number1hugluvr

[number1hugluvr]

I’m sorry I haven’t posted in a while, I just haven’t had the motivation to do so.

I don’t really use tumblr anymore and I’m not that into dandys world as I used to be… this means that I will not be continuing to post on this or any other blog that I own.

I am deeply sorry, lately I haven’t been doing well and posting on this blog has started to feel like a chore and not a hobby.

To any of my mutuals I am so sorry that I will no longer be using tumblr anymore.

Goodbye

[number1hugluvr]

BAD AND NAUGHTY CHILDREN GET PUT IN THE PEAR WIGGLER TO ATONE FOR THEIR CRIMES

Huh?

[number1hugluvr]

HELLO! I AM PAPYRUS! NICE TOO MEET YOU! WOULD YOU LIKE SOME SPAGHETTI? -PAPYRUS! (he isn't yelling)

Uhh sure! I love spaghetti!

[number1hugluvr]

*hugs goob*

You're my friend now :] we're having soft tacos later!

YAY! I love making new friends!

[number1hugluvr]

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!

[number1hugluvr]

Uhhh y’know what I’m opening my ask box I can’t take having no asks

[number1hugluvr]

look its the eevee evelutions

They look so cute!

Wait a second… they look kinda different…

[number1hugluvr]

would you like to make a deal with a cool ranch dorito?

No.. but I would eat it! I love Doritos!

[number1hugluvr]

Goob why do you have an explosive where are you all getting these from

goob can thy confirm this happened

Shhhh I don’t tell my secrets

[number1hugluvr]

hello hello, have you ever wondere- (ignore that it's an inside joke)

*gives you a UV deathtrap* :3

iff you click thiss,,,

*it shines bright blue light*

it shines UV light which attracts tons of bugs, like mosquitos, flies, spiders, et cetera! then they go onto this metal plate...

*I show you*

...and get electrocuted.

THANKYOUSOMUCHIDONTHAVETODEALWITHBUGSANYMORE!!

[number1hugluvr]

Hey so I was just tagged in a post that said there’s gonna be a raid on tumblr accounts? And I don’t want to be involved in it so my asks will be turned off until January!

[number1hugluvr]

how far can you stretch your arms? and if you can retract them, how far do they retract?

I can stretch my arms pretty far, and I can retract them up to the normal length of my arms!

But it starts to hurt if I stretch them far enough, and I’m scared one day my arms will…

SNAP OFF

[number1hugluvr]

goob why is pebble drowning in jello

OH NO PEBBLE!!!! ILL SAVE YOU BUDDY!!!

[number1hugluvr]

" GOOB, I GOT YOU A STUPID GAME ON YOUR STUPUD SWITCH. IT'S CALLED ' CULT OF THE LAMB ' PLAY IT NOE OR I'LL BEAT YOU UP IN YOUR SLEEP. " -🦐

THANK YOU!!

see I knew you could be nice for once shrimpo!

[number1hugluvr]

WHAT IS GOING ON!? IS DANDY GETTING SET ON FIRE!?

[number1hugluvr]

Sorry I haven’t been answering asks lately! I’ve been busy lately but I have a lot more free time now! So expect more posts!!

[number1hugluvr]

I'M GOING TO KILL A PIDGEON WITH A

PIDGEON

-someone

that someone sounds kinda like shrimpo…