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Constantly obsessed with the concept of a man forced to be a myth. What do you do when every step you take is embedded into the text. Every word you say prose to read. You're part of something bigger than yourself. The narrative tugs you along like water currents. There is no time to rest, to be human. You must be great, you must be legend
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i can perform miracles but i wont cause everyone gets all weird and worshippy , okay fine just one miracle (snaps my fingers and a random dog on the street suddenly explodes like a firecracker)
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you know that post about the person with the blind professor, who would leave the lights off and then one day while they were taking a test went "oh right you need to SEE"
anyway. i think angels and gods are like that with their human friends. they've been talking and watching the clouds for days and suddenly go "oh right you need to EAT and SLEEP why haven't you SAID ANYTHING?!?!" and the mortal was just too awkward to bother them
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MEATLOAF <3 (specifically Rocky Horror Meatloaf...)
actually y’know what let’s do something fun!!! tell me your fat celebrity crushes! I’ll go first: josh gad, harvey guillen, john candy 😍
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Download this easy DIY clothing repair guide (only 10 pages) from Uni of Kentucky
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link to PDF
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Unknown Photographer - Women dressed as angels smoking backstage during a college Christmas pageant, 1928
#44
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be the body horror you want to see in the world
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a rat king is a kind of polycule
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Fuckass water pistol emoji pissing me off rn
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folding zines on company time!!!
boss makes a dollar i make a dime
that's why i print zines on library time
(support your local libraries!!! i get 100 pages free!!!)
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boss makes a dollar i make a dime
that's why i print zines on library time
(support your local libraries!!! i get 100 pages free!!!)
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i'll put my response in a reblog since i have pictures
if it works the same as a normal furby (and i assume it's at least very similar) there aren't any springs in the mouth. instead it's a little "T" shape that locks into place
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the arms of a gizmo make them notoriously obnoxious to skin, but it's possible! i've never removed the fur on mine
JUST GOT A NEW FRIEND!!
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He is so cute! I've been trying to find him for so long but I live in Brazil so it took me a long time. It was definitely a lucky find and I kind of feel bad for the vendor bc he was definitely worth much more than what I paid for....
Also, I his nose normally like this or I can fix it?
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Is It too far out?
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We having fun my dude!
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“You shouldn’t glorify violence in your stories” well I’m glorifying it. Sexualizing it even.
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Lucky that my breasts are small and humble so you don’t confuse them with mountains
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lesbian catgirls Roger & Stanley OpenSeason2
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their families are close so they grew up together, but they went to colleges in different states so they never see each other. except once a year when both families get together for a joined vacation
(inspired by @punkitt-is-here. i can't say why specifically, just in energy)
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