numberonevirginiansimp
numberonevirginiansimp
Virginian Simp
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Down bad for the state flag of Virginia. (Refer to us with *your* preferred pronouns)
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numberonevirginiansimp · 3 minutes ago
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numberonevirginiansimp · 7 hours ago
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numberonevirginiansimp · 1 day ago
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a little comic done for "make a terrible comic day" (started by @/pseudonymjones).
this is what goes on in my epic brainspace lol
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numberonevirginiansimp · 1 day ago
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Hooray! Yay! Dykes!
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numberonevirginiansimp · 1 day ago
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i am literally studying this video pixel by pixel to see if it’s fake bc there’s no motherfucking way this woman is crocheting with her tongue??
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numberonevirginiansimp · 1 day ago
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insect orders often end in -optera, meaning wings. for example, the order chiroptera is a group of large bugs commonly known as "bats"
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numberonevirginiansimp · 1 day ago
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when i was a young boy i had the philosophy of ‘balls are the boobs of the penis so its ok that i want to suck on them it doesn’t make me gay” and tbh i was cooking
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numberonevirginiansimp · 1 day ago
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numberonevirginiansimp · 1 day ago
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crazy how the united states is collapsing inward on itself and republicans are just like "this sure is happening" and dems are like "wow that guy is bad". like. okay.
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numberonevirginiansimp · 2 days ago
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the statements "clothes don't have gender" and "clothes can and do invoke gender dysphoria and euphoria for many people" can and should coexist.
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Fusion body surrogacy system (2018)
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numberonevirginiansimp · 2 days ago
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Fusion body surrogacy system (2018)
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numberonevirginiansimp · 2 days ago
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um i dont know if u would actually want a whole lot of drag when youre running a race??
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numberonevirginiansimp · 3 days ago
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religious people: thank you god for inventing the accordion i love it soso much <3333
atheists: its seriously incredibly beautiful that people invent instruments like. someone came up with the idea for the accordion. howw.
agnostics: no one knows where the accordion came from
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numberonevirginiansimp · 4 days ago
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MtFtF. i did it again
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numberonevirginiansimp · 4 days ago
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"this thing is rare and only affects 1% of the population" dude that's 80 million people can you shut up
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