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dealing with the worst case scenario
your condom breaks
you feel a lump on your breast
your friends are ignoring you
you’re stranded on an island 
you got rejected by a crush
you get into a car accident
you got stung by a bee/wasp
you got fired from your job
you’re in an earthquake
your tattoo gets infected
your house is on fire
you’re lost in the woods
you get arrested abroad
you get robbed
your partner cheated on you
you’re on a ship that’s sinking
you fall into ice
you’re stuck in an elevator
you hit a deer with your car
you have food poisoning
your pet passed away
you fall off of a horse
you or your friend has alcohol poisoning
you have toxic shock syndrome
your house has a gas leak
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Omg that’s so me
Dads take really long bathroom breaks because that is the only time no one can bother them.
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Wow
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Omg, this is mind blowing
Maybe plants are farming us, giving us oxygen to breathe so we can die and turn into mulch for them.
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Escoveitch fish, mashed potatoes, tostones, fried plantain, and lettuce... #Christmasday #breakfasttime #homecooking #dayoffwork
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My loves 😍 😍
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Monday morning, work time.
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Taking a selfie didn't work out so well... Anyways date night. #tracksandrecordsrestaurantandbar #gaspro #restaurantweek2016 #rw2016🍷
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So true, so many facts
I'm really iffy about becoming a teacher, and it makes it worse when veteran teachers ask me if I really want to do this. Is being a teacher really worth it?
Depends on what “worth” is to you…financially, no, it is absolutely not worth it. If you’re someone who values a regular schedule where you get to work at X time and leave promptly at Y time, no it’s not worth it. The worth comes from feeling like you are making a difference, doing something to better society, leaving the world a better place than you found it, etc. For some people these things don’t outweigh the costs that come with being a teacher, and I completely understand that. For me, sometimes I feel like it’s not worth it for these reasons, but most of the time I feel like it is. Ultimately you have to weigh what is important to you, what will make you feel worthwhile – and that is different for everyone. I am fulfilled in my job because I feel like I have a strong sense of purpose and that is what is important to me. I often hate parts of my job - I think everyone does - but it does feel good to do it. Teaching is definitely not for everyone, but it’s also not a worthless job by any means.
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Chicken Ham, Egg, Cheese & Pear Garlic Bread Sandwich ^_^
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Ready for work
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The phone is the least used feature of my smartphone.
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In 4 years, when people think of the ‘20s, it will no longer be the 1920’s.
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Snapchat should have a NSFW warning so you know whether you should open your Snapchat in public.
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