god cursed me with a vision of epicsmp full of moments like this. it's somewhat like the stan twitter's secret version of family guy
read the fic here!
- “nelson” grizzy. sounds like the name of an animated bear, and is also funny to say teasingly when he’s being silly. 9/10
- “jaren” smitty. unique/unpopular name that’s playful and fun, just like smitty! makes perfect sense, 10/10
- “chris” puffer. sharp, quick, and fun to say, fits puffer’s sarcastic and antagonistic nature. 8/10
- “john” kryoz. maybe it’s because people use it frequently, but john fits his down to earth sillyguycore vibes. a very laid back and relaxed name for him. 9/10
frouse names that make NO sense:
- “max” pezzy. excuse me? that man is NOT a max. as far as i’m concerned, “pezzy” was the name his mother gave him when she first laid eyes upon him as a wee babe. max does, however, sound like a name a trans theatre kid in sophomore year would pick as their first name, which fits pezzy’s vibe. 2/10
- “jaime” droid. like, who the fuck is this guy? i mean, j’aime, i love him for sure, but JAIME? not even jacob or james? genuinely makes no fucking sense. his name is droid and it’ll be on his gravestone. 0/10
they have an elaborate system to prank people with, mostly involving one person explaining the new enchanting system to a victim and then the other drops an anvil on their head mid-explanation. slack is making some kind of storefront for anvil-ing people looney tunes style
speedy pranked him and slack immediately pranks him back by teleporting him up in the air and breaking the blocks below him. they have the most sexual-tension filled conversation about it ever afterwards (this video, starts at 21:50) in which slack drops his voice and ways “i’ll get you back again, it’s fine” and speedy murmurs, “yeah you will,” like…? is anyone else seeing this or is it just me
currently obsessed with speedy and slack’s dynamic on mythical