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YN: *gets punched by an enemy*

YN: oh, my boyfriend is going to make you regret that

*sukuna re-enters the room*

YN: that guy hit me

Sukuna: why didn’t you dodge

Sukuna: scrub

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Megumi: just tell her ‘you have beautiful eyes’

Gojo: yeah ok

Gojo: YN!

YN: what

Gojo: I have beautiful eyes

YN:

Megumi: guy’s a fucking idiot

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Megumi: what are you doing today

Gojo: YN

Yuuji: nah he means like what are you gonna do today

Gojo: YN

Megumi: goddammit you’re so fucking-

Gojo: YN

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Megumi: Gojo keeps looking at you like a lovesick puppy

YN: I’m a cat person

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Sukuna: I hate you so much I could actually kill you

YN: omg are we about to kiss

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Gojo: sorry you missed your beauty sleep

Gojo: I know you could use it

YN, tearing up: I’m just trying to eat my cereal

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YN: blink if you love me

Sukuna:

YN:

Sukuna: stop blowing in my face

YN: BLINK DAMMIT

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YN: MEGUMI GO ON A DATE WITH ME

Megumi: ok

YN: …

Megumi: …so did you like wanna go anywhere specific

YN:…

Megumi: …YN?

YN: sorry I didn’t think I’d get this far

Megumi: so what was your plan?

YN: getting rejected

Megumi:

YN: then running

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YN: i think i’m in love with you

Gojo: cup pong

YN:

Gojo:

YN: did you just say cup pong

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Yuuji: what about Gojo?

YN: eh

Yuuji: what about Gojo with the shit beaten out of him?

YN: oh stop I’m blushing

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Yuuji: I don’t really get you two together

YN: aw but he’s so sweet!

Megumi: wait wait wait

Megumi: you think I’m a nice person?

Megumi: me?

YN: …yes?

Yuuji: see I knew something was off

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YN: would you believe me if I told you-

Megumi: no

YN: but what if-

Megumi: no

YN: I-

Megumi: no

YN: oh my God I told you everyone hated your hair ONE FUCKING TIME

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Megumi: today yn told me I should stop getting myself so involved in her life

Megumi: so I didn’t tell her there was a spider on her shoulder

Megumi: I wonder if she’s found it yet

YN, from the other room: THERE’S A FUCKING WHAT

Megumi: another lesson learned

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Sukuna: yn and I are so in tune with each other now after the marriage. We even finish each other’s-

YN: sentences

Sukuna: don’t interrupt me

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Sukuna: some days I want to tell her she’s the person I want to murder the least

Sukuna: but I feel like she might blow it out of proportion

YN: I LOVE YOU TOO

Sukuna: see she just takes that shit and runs with it

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YN: I can fix him

Nobara: he’s literally a murderer

YN: no, I can-

Nobara: he’s the leader of all demons

YN: I can do it

Nobara: HE EATS FINGERS YN

YN:…

YN: I can fix him I swear

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YN: some days I think I can’t live without you

YN: and then others…

Sukuna: I’m still not getting a tongue piercing

YN: this relationship goes TWO WAYS sir