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me with El Hopper. I can’t watch sad edits of her because they all lead to people agreeing on that she will d** the next season and I just can’t handle it.

THAT’S MY LITTLE SISTER RIGHT THERE!! I will protect her at all cost and she will get a happy ending even if it costs me blood, tears and sweat, I don’t give a shit-

that girl barely got a chance to live at all, I’m not letting any fucker take that away from her. my sweet precious angel WILL BE HAPPY

Guys, you don't understand. Peter Parker (Holland) is my baby brother. I don't know how to explain this to people but he's my brother he's my little baby brother PLEASE (I just saw a sad edit on tt and I'm crashing out bc how do I tell someone "I'm sad bc an edit reminded me of my ONLY BROTHERS [in another reality] TERRIBLE ENDING" (even though I have other brothers in other realities, just not this one))

Im gonna crash out

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I cannot stress this enough, This community is not a fandom. Treat your realities as what they are, real. maybe that means thinking twice about what you’re scripting. is this too much? am I ready to experience this?

just be real with yourself for a second

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"Uhm actually [character] would never do that!☝️🤓"

my tongue has been in his mouth I know him better than the author does.

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“you seem boring” oh girl you don’t know how many lives i’ve lived

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a list of things from my marauders dr of what was real and what was just very intense fanon

starting off with the real ,

the forbidden forest was a hazard. centaurs were passive-aggressive. spiders were size of sleds. there was a vampire squat.

the dorms were messy as hell. this was not aestheticised masculine chaos. this was socks-in-the-ceilings, exploding cauldron fumes, stolen pork pies under beds, and at least one cursed object under every mattress.

although the girls WERE cleaner than the boys. gryffindor, as you can guess, was the winner of mess.

snape got pantsied at least one time per term.

i can't say that the slytherins were "scary" as in like the murderous, bout-to-call-you-a-slur way. just like. rich and quiet and deeply invested in almost-evil-things and staring contests. one of them had a toothpick in his mouth 24/7.

quidditch culture was cult-like. NOT cute. we had hazing rituals. there was an entire week where everyone in gryffindor had to wake up at dawn. it got weird. obviously.

filch was the devil. no explanation needed.

mary mcdonald was THAT girl......let me tell you that.

mcgonagall is......so terrifying sometimes.

sirius WAS attractive (both real in fanon and the source-material). except not in the ryan rossification pipeline. and he (worst of all) knew it. like a diva.

the castle was falling apart in every single nook and cranny. hogwarts was held up together by spite and mildew and unpaid labour. stone slabs creaked and stairs changed mid-step. and the plumbing was from 1066. the third floor corridors smelled like wet dogs and or chemicals.

toilets exploded during full moons. no i'm not elaborating. this was both a health and safety issue.

madam pomfrey was the only adult worth her pension.

remus was incredibly passive aggressive.

castle gossip was a closed-loop economy. the portraits spread 80% of it, house elves leaked the rest AND the teachers listened in.

hogsmeade was not cute.........more so lawless. a bunch of magical teenagers?? dropped into a village??? with one pub??? three joke shops??? zero adult supervision??? james got banned from zonko's. remus once got caught reading wizard erotica in public. i once fell asleep inside honeydukes and woke up during a robbery.

people shagged!!! in empty classrooms!!!!!!

and the fanon ,

no one was in their 'dark academia' era. everyone was in their can i pass this test and not die in potions era. no candles on windowsills. no dramatic readings. sirius tried to wear a scarf indoors and remus set it on fire.

sometimes the house rivalries got MEAN mean. east end pub brawl mean. slytherins would call gryffindors "serfs." gryffindors would call them "incest club." ravenclaws just hated everyone in general and hufflepuffs sold you out for snacks.

no, students did not get drunk off firewhisky and proceed to dance in the rain. they got drunk and threw up in the hallway and then had to clean it with a hungover using a sponge that sang old war ballads while a professor stood nearby tapping the ground with their foot.

(as much as i know (and i knew a lot)) there was no love triangle bullshit, no in the cw way at least. there were flings and awkward hand brushes and essay passed back and forth, sure. but no one was like...."i love him but he's dating my best friend and i'm torn between duty and desire." you're not helen of troy, you're fourteen. calm your tits.

no slytherin prince of darkness core poetic loners sadly. they were spreadsheet adjacent legacy brats. they had family rings. they carried walking sticks.

sirius was not an uwu babyboy. he hexed a teacher's wig off and barked at prefects in the halls.

(on the topic of sirius) he was not playing guitar. are you fucking serious. where did he plug it in?? the forbidden forest?? into mcgonagall's pension fund???

(and also sirius) he was not a punk anarchist let's put our thinking caps on for one second. he was rich and posh and sometimes miserable and he never bothered to fake that. but he didn't go around calling dumbledore a fascist. he called snape a dickhead or a cunt, sure, but then he moved on. the man wore a monogrammed cloak.

nobody used the astronomy tower for dates. cause girl. most times it smelled like bird shit.

no homoerotic tension during detentions. sorry, folks. they just got sweaty and miserable and said awful things about slughorn's trousers. no slowburn and no longer glances. just dust allergies and poorly veiled threats.

no one in their right minds called the marauders "the marauders." they had nicknames. in-jokes. but no one walked around like "oh, we're the marauders."

lily didn't hate james. that entire enemies-to-lovers timeline is revisionist propaganda!!!!! they were rivals, not enemies. she rolled her eyes at him, yes, bur she also asked him to help her carry books. and then he did. and she called him "potter" in the same tone you use for an overconfident scattered-brained golden retriever.

there was barely a music scene in hogwarts. this was a medieval castle, not empire records. the only radio we had was celestina warbeck and sometimes weird contraband muggleborns smuggled. did sirius once try to start a band? yes!! and everyone laughed.

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look at other people's relationships and be like "thank fuck my s/o's aren't like that."

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I’ll forget about shifting for a couple hours and then I’ll remember and remember my s/o’s and I’m just like “hot damn. That’s MINE?”

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this reality is pure rage bait istg

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Feed the urge. Make multiple versions of the same dr where you're dating your different crushes. Feed the urge. Make multiple realities and script in that one mfer you love into them, you know you want to. Feed the urge. Script in your favourite fics and drabbles of your s/o into your script and treat them as scenarios. Feed the urge.

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when I made my playlist for Hawkins DR I was so careful to add just stuff I’d be actually able to listen to in 1985, even checking the dates when the songs came out.

but eventually i’m just going based by vibes. if it sounds like 80’s to me, i’m adding it 😭

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Shifters when they realize “let people do what they want in their own drs” also includes the controversial stuff that they don’t like but isn’t inherently wrong:

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uhm well- do we get really cool about bunch of stuff really quick?

Need to shift to here for 2 weeks. Waiting room? Yes it’s from the hit movie alvin and the chipmunks: chipwrecked.

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Y'all ever be reading about your f/o or something and your breath gets caught in your throat because you really do love them THAT much. Like. Wow.

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That's all it is Shifter. A leap of faith.

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lately i’ve been feeling this big desire to become a model in every single dr i think of-

now do I manifest this into my cr or just finally fucking shift to one of the drs?

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you owe it to yourself to shift. don’t fucking give up.

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